NIKKI: We are about to be "graced" with the presence of ANNA KOURNIKOVA!
PARIS: She is our GM. And, that's.................hot.
Anna came prancing to the ring in a blue sequin dress, with white, gold laced slippers. Anna had a
clipboard in hand as she briskly made her presence felt as the AFW arena was rocking.
Anna climbed into the ring and was handed a microphone as the pitch noise hit a peak.
ANNA: I know, I know! You love me!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ANNA: I know already! I might as well be the most downloaded woman on the internet. You love it!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anna had a good laugh at the crowd's expense, and then finally straightened up for business.
ANNA: For once, the focus is not on me. The focus, is on this incredible roster I have helped
assemble here on "THE DANGER ZONE".
NIKKI: Love or hate Anna, there is no doubt about that!
PARIS: Like, no doubt at all.
ANNA: It is an act of evolution and destiny when women realize that there is strength in numbers. I am
about to introduce a group to you, that is DESTINED to be the future of the AFW.
A mummer erupted over the crowd as the fans were curious to who she was talking about.
PARIS: Oh my god, hot. The "HOUSE OF PAIN" is coming out!
NIKKI: Uh, hum. You mean, "LATINA HEAT"?
Anna paused and smiled as the crowd chanted out various stables like "DOOM PATROL", "HOUSE OF
PAIN", "LATINA HEAT", "LA BELLA MAFIA", "L.A.X", and last but not least, the "PACIFIC PEARLS".
Anna started to speak when an over anxious fan shouted very loudly: "THE AVENGERS"!
Anna stopped and started laughing.
ANNA: NOOO! It's not "THE AVENGERS"!
PARIS: Ha, ha. "THE AVENGERS". FWF Losers.
NIKKI: They were not!
ANNA: You are all wrong. As usual. Let me introduce to you..........THE FUTURE............of All-Star
Fantasy Wrestling..............."THE SLUTS"!!!!!!
The crowd erupted into a curious roar as all heads shot towards the curtain.
Suddenly, 5 beautiful women appeared, some quite familiar to the crowd. Anna smiled broadly and
proclaimed:
ANNA: SLUTS.............come forth!
LaTasha Marzolla, Jackie Gayda, Shannon Leigh, and Renee Weingartner, followed closely behind, the
leader of "THE SLUTS", Tanya Danielle!
PARIS: This is so fucking hot.
NIKKI: I'd say. 5 of the biggest sluts I have ever met actually.
PARIS: That's not nice.
NIKKI: Yea, like you care about being nice.
The 5 women entered the ring to some incredible buzz noise as they displayed amazing sexiness and
grace as they entered the ring.
NIKKI: Wow. All of them are sporting pink lycra bunhuggers, pink tennis shoes, white ankle socks, and
skin tight, white t-shirts, cut off "just" below their breasts, that read, "THE SLUTS" across them in pink
lettering.
PARIS: "Hot" would describe the territory.
NIKKI: You could say that.
PARIS: Oh my god! Looks like they "forgot" their bras! It's nipple city out here. Ha, ha.
Tanya took the microphone from Anna, and stepped forward near the ring ropes in front of all the girls.
Tanya spread her legs out, and thrusted her right arm in the air, as she brought the microphone to her
pouty lips.
TANYA: All hail............"THE SLUTS"!!!!!!
A tremendous mixed response shot up from the fans, as some were weary of this new group, knowing
they were in league with the heel general manager Anna Kournikova.
A large smiled formed across Tanya's face as the other women in the ring smiled broadly as well.
TANYA: We have arrived. And we are "THE SLUTS". But, you may ask, why do we call ourselves
sluts?
Tanya paused as the crowd spit out various profantities and scenarios as to why, perhaps, they choose
that name as a group.
After a brief 30 seconds, Tanya took it all in and then responded.
TANYA: Many half-truths spoken. Let's see. We are really hot women. Which means that many
women are extremely, extremely, EXTREMELY jealous of us.
Tanya paused and smiled "cat" like as she leaned over the top rope and rested her right leg on the
bottom rope.
TANYA: We are all, very rich. Not what you would call "middle class". We have all, I said all, have had
sex with some of the most well known, and sought after men, in the whole wide world.
Cat-calls from the crowd!
TANYA: That's not all. We have stolen more high profile boyfriends then any woman, or women, we
have EVER came across.
Tanya paused again and smiled with purpose.
TANYA: We like it "rough". We, ha ha, "swing both ways" so to speak. We like to give it, and we like to
receive it. We thrive off of competition. We love the thrill of being "THE BEST". It is what defines us.
It is what makes us "whole". Unlike 90 percent of the women on this roster, and in this arena, we are
100 percent confident in our abilities.
Tanya stopped, and looked serious as her incredbily pretty smile vanished from her face.
TANYA: Henceforth, it brings forward a discussion as to, just what, is the definition of a "slut"?
Tanya smiled readily as the crowd whispered amongst themselves.
TANYA: I have just given you all the key clues. A "slut" is someone that is better than you. A "slut" is
someone, you can't have sex with. A "slut" is basically a derogatory term for someone who has not only
acheived what you want, but can do it better than you could ever think possible.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tanya laughed and mockingly rubbed her fist in her eye "as if" she had shed a tear.
TANYA: Awwwwww.......did I hit a nerve? You poor, jealous people. Feast your eyes on that which
you cannot have!
Tanya whipped around and directed her outstretched hand towards the incredible visage of Latasha
Marzolla, Jackie Gayda, Shannon Leigh, and Renee Weingartner nodding and smiling in approval.
TANYA: Revenge is an act by someone who is powerless, and all of you, everyone, is POWERLESS,
against, "THE SLUTS"!
A tremendous mixed roar shot through the arena as many fans on both sides of the aisle fervently
approved and disapproved.
Paris abruptly shot up from the announce table and started clapping tremendously, with true reverence
in her eye.
PARIS: Absolutely impressive! So true! So...true!
NIKKI: Wow, so cute. Did you just add some new friends to your "airhead" collection?
PARIS: Jealousy, Nikki, JEALOUSLY!
NIKKI: Look at my body, and then look at yours. Who should be jealous of who?
TANYA: WOMEN OF ALL-STAR FANTASY WRESTLING.......................LISTEN UP. We want power.
We will dominate you. We will humiliate you. We will steal your boyfriends. We will steal your gold.
But most of all, we will steal your dignity, and your pride, and increase the jealously to the point where it
consumes you and drives you insane!
Tanya paused and smiled with ultra confidence, as her co-horts were truly inspired and motivated by her
proclamation.
TANYA: This is the best assembly of women ever created. And our words, will be brought to life.
With that, Tanya tossed the microphone down and ordered her women to leave the ring, as the crowd
was more than interested to see what this group would bring forth.
NIKKI: Tanya seems to have a good leash on those women. She is certainly the leader.
PARIS: No question. Latasha Marzolla is a first class fighter. A UFC type in the ring. I would figure
that her, or even the tough catfighter Shannon Leigh, might be leading this group.
NIKKI: Well, I dislike Tanya, but I would probably back down in a fight with her. Her catfighting skills
are quite legendary, and the scouting reports on these 5 women are some of the most impressive I have
seen in a long time.
PARIS: I think they are going to be great!
NIKKI: Just like baseball teams, looking good on paper doesn't always cut it. They are going to have
to prove themselves, and All-Star Wrestling hosts the best females ever assembled.
PARIS: Ditto that!
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