The opening shot is of the audience inside the Staples Center. Rotating spotlights highlight the wild
crowd as numerous flashes erupt around the arena. There are many banners and signs that showcase
the women of the new federation.
crowd as numerous flashes erupt around the arena. There are many banners and signs that showcase
the women of the new federation.
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Finally, the spotlight settled on the inset area on the side of the ring farthest from the entrance ramp. An
announcers table sat in the inset and standing in front of it was two sexy women; a blonde and a redhead.
NIKKI: Welcome everybody to the first broadcast of the new A.F.W. or All-Star Fantasy Wrestling
federation. I’m-
PARIS: nobody. But I’m the hardest working woman in entertainment, Paris Hilton. I’m also the most
beautiful and most downloaded. In short, I am the bomb!
NIKKI: Very nice Paris. It’s nice to see prison has not robbed you of your sense of humor.
PARIS: Skank.
NIKKI: Pot calling the kettle? Anyway, I’m Nikki Cox and together with Paris, we will be bringing you all
the action-
Just then, the music of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody blared across the arena speakers and a figure
emerged onstage between the giant JumboTron monitors. It was the A.F.W. Chairperson of the Board,
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
announcers table sat in the inset and standing in front of it was two sexy women; a blonde and a redhead.
NIKKI: Welcome everybody to the first broadcast of the new A.F.W. or All-Star Fantasy Wrestling
federation. I’m-
PARIS: nobody. But I’m the hardest working woman in entertainment, Paris Hilton. I’m also the most
beautiful and most downloaded. In short, I am the bomb!
NIKKI: Very nice Paris. It’s nice to see prison has not robbed you of your sense of humor.
PARIS: Skank.
NIKKI: Pot calling the kettle? Anyway, I’m Nikki Cox and together with Paris, we will be bringing you all
the action-
Just then, the music of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody blared across the arena speakers and a figure
emerged onstage between the giant JumboTron monitors. It was the A.F.W. Chairperson of the Board,
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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CATHERINE: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the inaugural show of the A.F.W. For many of those
watching at home or here in attendance who were fans of the FWF, they are wondering, what happened
to the FWF? The FWF got fat, it got lazy and most of all, it got greedy. Corruption was rampant among
the management and personnel. Personal agendas held sway over fan satisfaction. Some women were
violated, many were degraded and a few were permanently injured….but all were kicked to the curb if
they threatened the cash cow many in the FWF had become addicted to. Thankfully, the FWF is dead.
The sexy Wales native received a mixed reaction as some in the crowd flashed and waved their FWF
banners.
CATHERINE: Many of you are asking, ‘How is the AFW going to be any better?’ A valid question. First,
we are a public company. This means there is very little chance of the corruption that was rampant in the
FWF. If it occurs, those responsible will be prosecuted. Second, our wrestlers have a unique benefit
package that would rival any corporation in America. Besides medical coverage, vacation time and
personal leaves when necessary, the wrestlers also submit to regular, unscheduled drug testing with the
same three strikes policy implemented in other sports. With happy and healthy personnel, there will be
superior performances and you, the fans, will be the beneficiary.
NIKKI: That’s a first in the industry.
PARIS: Blah, blah, blah
CATHERINE: For better or worse, the Board of Directors decided that, rather than have a drawn out
tournament for all the titles in our new federation, we would crown champions either on merit, potential or
both. However, all the women who were crowned as champions will immediately be put to the test, as
they will all defend their titles here tonight in the entertainment capital of the world, Los Angeles!
A loud pop comes from the crowd as some begin chanting “AFW….AFW”. The applause continues for
nearly half a minute before a smiling Catherine continues.
CATHERINE: Next up on the agenda is the naming of General Managers for the two shows we have,
The Danger Zone and Law & Order. In the order of fairness, we decided on two women with opposing
viewpoints; one who is a fanatic for fair play and the other decidedly devilish. So without further ado, let
me introduce first, the G.M. for Law & Order. She is somebody who will no doubt take matters into her
own hands if need be and maintain law and order. Here is ‘THE KNOCKOUT’, Mia St. John!!
watching at home or here in attendance who were fans of the FWF, they are wondering, what happened
to the FWF? The FWF got fat, it got lazy and most of all, it got greedy. Corruption was rampant among
the management and personnel. Personal agendas held sway over fan satisfaction. Some women were
violated, many were degraded and a few were permanently injured….but all were kicked to the curb if
they threatened the cash cow many in the FWF had become addicted to. Thankfully, the FWF is dead.
The sexy Wales native received a mixed reaction as some in the crowd flashed and waved their FWF
banners.
CATHERINE: Many of you are asking, ‘How is the AFW going to be any better?’ A valid question. First,
we are a public company. This means there is very little chance of the corruption that was rampant in the
FWF. If it occurs, those responsible will be prosecuted. Second, our wrestlers have a unique benefit
package that would rival any corporation in America. Besides medical coverage, vacation time and
personal leaves when necessary, the wrestlers also submit to regular, unscheduled drug testing with the
same three strikes policy implemented in other sports. With happy and healthy personnel, there will be
superior performances and you, the fans, will be the beneficiary.
NIKKI: That’s a first in the industry.
PARIS: Blah, blah, blah
CATHERINE: For better or worse, the Board of Directors decided that, rather than have a drawn out
tournament for all the titles in our new federation, we would crown champions either on merit, potential or
both. However, all the women who were crowned as champions will immediately be put to the test, as
they will all defend their titles here tonight in the entertainment capital of the world, Los Angeles!
A loud pop comes from the crowd as some begin chanting “AFW….AFW”. The applause continues for
nearly half a minute before a smiling Catherine continues.
CATHERINE: Next up on the agenda is the naming of General Managers for the two shows we have,
The Danger Zone and Law & Order. In the order of fairness, we decided on two women with opposing
viewpoints; one who is a fanatic for fair play and the other decidedly devilish. So without further ado, let
me introduce first, the G.M. for Law & Order. She is somebody who will no doubt take matters into her
own hands if need be and maintain law and order. Here is ‘THE KNOCKOUT’, Mia St. John!!
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The crowd cheered loudly as the exotic beauty emerged onstage dressed in a sexy white dress with a V-
cleavage front, metal linked belt and white heels. The outfit accentuated her complexion and the Latina
flashed her killer smile as waited for the ovation to subside.
MIA: Thank you everybody, thank you. Since this isn’t the show I am going to be in charge of, I’ll make
this short and sweet. Law and Order is the name of my show and that’s exactly what I am going to
enforce. The shenanigans that ran rampant in the FWF will not fly under my watch. And if you want to
test me, be prepared to wind up on your back looking up at the lights. Thank you everybody and I’ll see
you on Law and Order!
The former boxer turned around to shake Catherine’s hand before she took a spot slightly behind the
Chairperson of the Board.
CATHERINE: We look forward to that Mia. Now it’s time for our other General Manager. She also is
known as an elite athlete. A former competitor in the world of tennis and one of the sexiest women on
Maxim’s Hot 100 list, here is Anna Kournikova.
cleavage front, metal linked belt and white heels. The outfit accentuated her complexion and the Latina
flashed her killer smile as waited for the ovation to subside.
MIA: Thank you everybody, thank you. Since this isn’t the show I am going to be in charge of, I’ll make
this short and sweet. Law and Order is the name of my show and that’s exactly what I am going to
enforce. The shenanigans that ran rampant in the FWF will not fly under my watch. And if you want to
test me, be prepared to wind up on your back looking up at the lights. Thank you everybody and I’ll see
you on Law and Order!
The former boxer turned around to shake Catherine’s hand before she took a spot slightly behind the
Chairperson of the Board.
CATHERINE: We look forward to that Mia. Now it’s time for our other General Manager. She also is
known as an elite athlete. A former competitor in the world of tennis and one of the sexiest women on
Maxim’s Hot 100 list, here is Anna Kournikova.
A moderate round of applause and a bunch of whistles and catcalls greeted the blonde as she emerged
onstage.
ANNA: I hear some of my fans are here tonight, but most of you are fat, brainless twits. It is no matter.
You agree that I am only woman here who deserves to be onstage. This is supposed to be for true
athletes, not a gold-digging, desperate housewife or another Spanish bimbo who likes to take her clothes
off.
Boos began to rain down upon the Russian vixen. She shrugged her shoulders as if to say ‘so what’
while both Catherine and Mia looked daggers at the blonde.
ANNA: Shut up you fat, jealous pigs. Though most of matches tonight were made by Board of Directors,
I again make winning volleys in matchmaking. Tonight, I make four roster spot matches with women from
the minor leagues. The winners join the A.F.W. and losers go back to Loserville or some trailer park…..
same difference I think.
Again, a chorus of jeers rose up from the crowd as Anna tossed her head back and struck a pose. With
a sneer on her lips, the blonde continued.
ANNA: You people are pathetic. Just like the talentless English tart who introduced me and the Spanish
tramp who thinks she is in same league as me. She was joke as boxer and now she is joke again as-
Before Anna could finish her sentence, Mia stepped forward, spun the blonde around and slammed a
vicious left hook into the Russian beauty’s stomach, doubling her over. Immediately, Mia went into a
crouch before the blonde and then slammed a sick looking uppercut into Anna’s chin. For a second, the
Russian teetered on her toes before her eyes rolled back into their eyelids and she collapsed onto the
stage unconscious.
CATHERINE: Thank you Mia. Now that the trash has been taken out, I think its time we got this party
started right. Nikki, Paris….take it away.
Catherine shook Mia’s hand and the pair exited the stage, leaving behind an unconscious Anna.
NIKKI: That was amazing…..Mia still has the hook and she showed Anna why it’s a good idea to keep
your mouth shut if you cannot back it up.
PARIS: I think Mia better watch her back because I’m sure Anna will want some kind of revenge after this
embarrassment.
NIKKI: We’ll see. We are going to have a quick station identification and then come back with our
opening match.
onstage.
ANNA: I hear some of my fans are here tonight, but most of you are fat, brainless twits. It is no matter.
You agree that I am only woman here who deserves to be onstage. This is supposed to be for true
athletes, not a gold-digging, desperate housewife or another Spanish bimbo who likes to take her clothes
off.
Boos began to rain down upon the Russian vixen. She shrugged her shoulders as if to say ‘so what’
while both Catherine and Mia looked daggers at the blonde.
ANNA: Shut up you fat, jealous pigs. Though most of matches tonight were made by Board of Directors,
I again make winning volleys in matchmaking. Tonight, I make four roster spot matches with women from
the minor leagues. The winners join the A.F.W. and losers go back to Loserville or some trailer park…..
same difference I think.
Again, a chorus of jeers rose up from the crowd as Anna tossed her head back and struck a pose. With
a sneer on her lips, the blonde continued.
ANNA: You people are pathetic. Just like the talentless English tart who introduced me and the Spanish
tramp who thinks she is in same league as me. She was joke as boxer and now she is joke again as-
Before Anna could finish her sentence, Mia stepped forward, spun the blonde around and slammed a
vicious left hook into the Russian beauty’s stomach, doubling her over. Immediately, Mia went into a
crouch before the blonde and then slammed a sick looking uppercut into Anna’s chin. For a second, the
Russian teetered on her toes before her eyes rolled back into their eyelids and she collapsed onto the
stage unconscious.
CATHERINE: Thank you Mia. Now that the trash has been taken out, I think its time we got this party
started right. Nikki, Paris….take it away.
Catherine shook Mia’s hand and the pair exited the stage, leaving behind an unconscious Anna.
NIKKI: That was amazing…..Mia still has the hook and she showed Anna why it’s a good idea to keep
your mouth shut if you cannot back it up.
PARIS: I think Mia better watch her back because I’m sure Anna will want some kind of revenge after this
embarrassment.
NIKKI: We’ll see. We are going to have a quick station identification and then come back with our
opening match.
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