JAIME: Welcome to Law and Order everybody. I’m Jaime Pressly and I’m here with Dawn Marie.
DAWN: Everybody knows who I am genius.
JAIME: O.K. Dawn, but what the fans want to hear about is our action packed card tonight.
Just then, the music of Public Enemy’s Fight the Power blared across the arena speakers as Mia St. John
appeared on the stage beneath the twin JumboTrons to a rousing ovation from the crowd.
DAWN: Everybody knows who I am genius.
JAIME: O.K. Dawn, but what the fans want to hear about is our action packed card tonight.
Just then, the music of Public Enemy’s Fight the Power blared across the arena speakers as Mia St. John
appeared on the stage beneath the twin JumboTrons to a rousing ovation from the crowd.
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DAWN: Wow, the lame boss is here; our General Manager Mia St. John.
JAIME: Careful, you do know she can fire you.
DAWN: Let’s see her try.
MIA: Hello New York City (loud pop). Are you ready for some action?
A thunderous roar erupted from the audience as several horns blared and an “A.F.W.” chant erupted.
Mia flashed a killer smile as she waited for the crowd to quiet down before she continued.
MIA: I’m not going to take up much more of your time, but I’ve got a few announcements. First, let me
introduce to you my chief of security, Ms. Laila Ali.
JAIME: Careful, you do know she can fire you.
DAWN: Let’s see her try.
MIA: Hello New York City (loud pop). Are you ready for some action?
A thunderous roar erupted from the audience as several horns blared and an “A.F.W.” chant erupted.
Mia flashed a killer smile as she waited for the crowd to quiet down before she continued.
MIA: I’m not going to take up much more of your time, but I’ve got a few announcements. First, let me
introduce to you my chief of security, Ms. Laila Ali.
Trish wore a sexy white leather catsuit that accentuated her magnificent figure. The Toronto native also
wore a matching cowboy hat and matching high heeled boots and when she pulled the zipper on the
catsuit down toward her navel and exposed her glistening cleavage, the males in the crowd went wild.
Meanwhile, next to Trish stood Lisa who wore a pair of black leather pants with a matching halter top that
barely contained her bountiful bosom. The self-proclaimed Black Widow wore a matching studded
choker and black leather biker boots with steel toe tips.
When Mia looked at Laila, puzzled by the reception, Trish could no longer suppress a guffaw and the
noise caused the General Manager to spin around and finally see what the ruckus was all about.
TRISH: What? Not happy to see us?
MIA: Well, well, well. This is a surprise….and I didn’t mean that in a good way. First you show up on the
Danger Zone unannounced and now you pop up here?
TRISH: Don’t hate….appreciate. All these fans do, right New York City?
Another loud roar came up from the crowd and continued to build as Trish and Lisa struck a couple of
seductive poses before getting face to face. Just as the pair seemed as though they were going to
recreate the Madonna-Britney MTV moment, they separated while shaking their heads.
TRISH: Sorry, but you can thank your General Manager here for that not happening. After all, I think
she was the reason we weren’t invited to join your little federation.
A chorus of boos began to filter through the crowd while Trish continued to flash her dazzling smile.
MIA: As I understood it, you didn’t WANT to join our federation. I heard you claimed it was beneath you.
Personally, I think you just didn’t want to be embarrassed by the great wrestlers here in the A.F.W.
TRISH: Embarrassed? Are you smoking crack? Lisa and I have both been world champions. That joke
you call a world champion used to be our whipping bitch. We are the top of the line.
MIA: Look, all I see are a couple has-beens who didn’t make the cut here in the A.F.W. If you were that
desirable, Playboy would’ve scooped you up by now. And believe me, I know of what I speak.
TRISH: Please honey……you’re not that hot. This, however, is sheer perfection.
LISA: Oh, and what about me?
TRISH: Darling, let’s face it….we are just too hot for this company. That’s why they snubbed us.
LISA: Typical. Let a novice run things and look what you get.
MIA: I still don’t know why you are out here interrupting me.
TRISH: We’re here because you decided to give us the shaft. So, if it’s a war you want, it’s war you’re
gonna get. We are here to serve notice on all the women in the AFW. You are either with us or against
us. And if you’re against us, heaven help you.
LISA: That’s right. We are here to show you losers what greatness is. Eliminators? You two hags are
toast if we get in the ring with you. Gail Kim? If she were a real winner, we never would’ve let her go.
Ocean Bloom? Time for you to retire, you has-been. The Diva Killers are here and we’re here to take
over.
A loud “Divas” chant rose from the crowd while Trish and Lisa shared a private comment and Mia
continued to fume.
MIA: I don’t recall seeing any contract for you two losers. Just because you come from that other
federation that’s a joke, doesn’t mean you belong here in the AFW. Only the best wrestle here and that
certainly doesn’t include you two bimbos.
TRISH: BIMBOS???? How dare you
MIA: That’s it. I’ve been kind until now, but you have to go NOW! If you’ve got tickets, go sit down and
watch the show. Otherwise, Laila and the rest of security will escort you out of the building.
TRISH: Oooooh, I’m so scared. The big Laila is gonna make us leave.
LISA: Oh Nooooo! Please don’t hurt us Laila. Please.
The pair broke into wild giggles as the tall ebony beauty clenched and unclenched her fists in anger and
frustration. However, when the former pro boxer moved forward and put her hand on Trish’s shoulder,
the blonde erupted.
TRISH: GET YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS OFF ME BITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? TOUCH ME
AGAIN AND I’LL HAVE YOU FIRED AND CLEANING MY HOUSE NEXT WEEK. WE’LL LEAVE WHEN THE
HELL WE FEEL LIKE IT.
LAILA: I know who you’re gonna be…..a busted up blonde with a broken nose if you don’t shag your ass
off this stage.
For a second, the two women squared off and came chest to chest (actually, chest to chin as Laila was a
half-foot taller than the Toronto bombshell).
TRISH: OK……you win……this time. We’ll leave. But when we come back next show, the girls in the
back are gonna pay for your disrespect. That’s a promise.
With that, Trish and Lisa Marie left the stage to a mixed reaction from the crowd that was clearly more
pro-Trish and Lisa Marie.
MIA: Alright, time for some action. Take it away Jaime and Dawn.
With that, Mia and Laila exited the stage; the Mexican beauty cleared pissed off.
JAIME: I think Mia is really upset Trish and Lisa decided to crash the party tonight.
DAWN: My old pals are going to make Mia rue the day she dissed them.
JAIME: We’ll see. I don’t think the women of this federation are going to just lay down for either of them.
DAWN: They will if they know what’s good for them. Otherwise, the AFW girls will be roadkill.
JAIME: Doubtful. Anyway, we’ve got action coming up in a sec. We’ll take a 20 second break and then
be back with our first match.
wore a matching cowboy hat and matching high heeled boots and when she pulled the zipper on the
catsuit down toward her navel and exposed her glistening cleavage, the males in the crowd went wild.
Meanwhile, next to Trish stood Lisa who wore a pair of black leather pants with a matching halter top that
barely contained her bountiful bosom. The self-proclaimed Black Widow wore a matching studded
choker and black leather biker boots with steel toe tips.
When Mia looked at Laila, puzzled by the reception, Trish could no longer suppress a guffaw and the
noise caused the General Manager to spin around and finally see what the ruckus was all about.
TRISH: What? Not happy to see us?
MIA: Well, well, well. This is a surprise….and I didn’t mean that in a good way. First you show up on the
Danger Zone unannounced and now you pop up here?
TRISH: Don’t hate….appreciate. All these fans do, right New York City?
Another loud roar came up from the crowd and continued to build as Trish and Lisa struck a couple of
seductive poses before getting face to face. Just as the pair seemed as though they were going to
recreate the Madonna-Britney MTV moment, they separated while shaking their heads.
TRISH: Sorry, but you can thank your General Manager here for that not happening. After all, I think
she was the reason we weren’t invited to join your little federation.
A chorus of boos began to filter through the crowd while Trish continued to flash her dazzling smile.
MIA: As I understood it, you didn’t WANT to join our federation. I heard you claimed it was beneath you.
Personally, I think you just didn’t want to be embarrassed by the great wrestlers here in the A.F.W.
TRISH: Embarrassed? Are you smoking crack? Lisa and I have both been world champions. That joke
you call a world champion used to be our whipping bitch. We are the top of the line.
MIA: Look, all I see are a couple has-beens who didn’t make the cut here in the A.F.W. If you were that
desirable, Playboy would’ve scooped you up by now. And believe me, I know of what I speak.
TRISH: Please honey……you’re not that hot. This, however, is sheer perfection.
LISA: Oh, and what about me?
TRISH: Darling, let’s face it….we are just too hot for this company. That’s why they snubbed us.
LISA: Typical. Let a novice run things and look what you get.
MIA: I still don’t know why you are out here interrupting me.
TRISH: We’re here because you decided to give us the shaft. So, if it’s a war you want, it’s war you’re
gonna get. We are here to serve notice on all the women in the AFW. You are either with us or against
us. And if you’re against us, heaven help you.
LISA: That’s right. We are here to show you losers what greatness is. Eliminators? You two hags are
toast if we get in the ring with you. Gail Kim? If she were a real winner, we never would’ve let her go.
Ocean Bloom? Time for you to retire, you has-been. The Diva Killers are here and we’re here to take
over.
A loud “Divas” chant rose from the crowd while Trish and Lisa shared a private comment and Mia
continued to fume.
MIA: I don’t recall seeing any contract for you two losers. Just because you come from that other
federation that’s a joke, doesn’t mean you belong here in the AFW. Only the best wrestle here and that
certainly doesn’t include you two bimbos.
TRISH: BIMBOS???? How dare you
MIA: That’s it. I’ve been kind until now, but you have to go NOW! If you’ve got tickets, go sit down and
watch the show. Otherwise, Laila and the rest of security will escort you out of the building.
TRISH: Oooooh, I’m so scared. The big Laila is gonna make us leave.
LISA: Oh Nooooo! Please don’t hurt us Laila. Please.
The pair broke into wild giggles as the tall ebony beauty clenched and unclenched her fists in anger and
frustration. However, when the former pro boxer moved forward and put her hand on Trish’s shoulder,
the blonde erupted.
TRISH: GET YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS OFF ME BITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? TOUCH ME
AGAIN AND I’LL HAVE YOU FIRED AND CLEANING MY HOUSE NEXT WEEK. WE’LL LEAVE WHEN THE
HELL WE FEEL LIKE IT.
LAILA: I know who you’re gonna be…..a busted up blonde with a broken nose if you don’t shag your ass
off this stage.
For a second, the two women squared off and came chest to chest (actually, chest to chin as Laila was a
half-foot taller than the Toronto bombshell).
TRISH: OK……you win……this time. We’ll leave. But when we come back next show, the girls in the
back are gonna pay for your disrespect. That’s a promise.
With that, Trish and Lisa Marie left the stage to a mixed reaction from the crowd that was clearly more
pro-Trish and Lisa Marie.
MIA: Alright, time for some action. Take it away Jaime and Dawn.
With that, Mia and Laila exited the stage; the Mexican beauty cleared pissed off.
JAIME: I think Mia is really upset Trish and Lisa decided to crash the party tonight.
DAWN: My old pals are going to make Mia rue the day she dissed them.
JAIME: We’ll see. I don’t think the women of this federation are going to just lay down for either of them.
DAWN: They will if they know what’s good for them. Otherwise, the AFW girls will be roadkill.
JAIME: Doubtful. Anyway, we’ve got action coming up in a sec. We’ll take a 20 second break and then
be back with our first match.
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A rousing round of cheers greeted the female boxing icon as she strode onto the stage and took up a
mock boxing pose before she smiled and shook Mia’s hand. The two warmly embraced and shared a
quick word before Mia continued.
MIA: We’ve got a great card for you here tonight with a bunch of title matches so why don’t….
A deafening roar began to rise from the crowd as two figures strode onto the stage behind Mia and
Laila. It was Trish Stratus and Lisa Marie Varon.
mock boxing pose before she smiled and shook Mia’s hand. The two warmly embraced and shared a
quick word before Mia continued.
MIA: We’ve got a great card for you here tonight with a bunch of title matches so why don’t….
A deafening roar began to rise from the crowd as two figures strode onto the stage behind Mia and
Laila. It was Trish Stratus and Lisa Marie Varon.