JAIME: Welcome everybody to another edition of Law and Order. I am Jaime Pressly and here with me
is my announcing partner, Dawn Marie.
DAWN : That’s not by choice….trust me.
JAIME: We’re here in the Windy City of Chicago and we’ve got a jam packed show for you with a slew of
tournament matches and a couple of other championships defended.
Just then, the sound of Mary J. Blige’s ‘The One’ began to blare through the arena speakers, signaling
the arrival of Tatianna Butler.
The ebony Amazon strode onto the stage with a sneer on her face as the fans greeted her with a chorus
of boos. Tatianna shook her head in disbelief at her reception and then slowly strode down to the ring.
After she entered, the Ebony Assassin motioned to be given a microphone.
TATIANNA: I am very disappointed with this greeting. Here, in the heart of the city our President
represented, I would have thought I could get a sister’s greeting. Instead, I get a bunch of whiny, pathetic
rednecks who could tell a superior athlete if their lives depended on it.
An even louder chorus of boos resounded throughout the arena just before the crowd started a ‘SKANK’
chant that sent Tatianna into a rage.
TATIANNA: SHUT UP! I am out here because on the last Law and Order I pointed out some inequities
on the roster and the match lineup. Another show has rolled around and I see nothing has really
changed. No African-Americans on the show and very few in the tournaments. I-
Suddenly, the music of Public Enemy’s ‘Fight the Power’ came over the arena’s sound system and Mia
St. John emerged beneath the JumboTron monitor over the stage entrance. With a microphone in hand,
the sexy Latina waited for her face reception to die down before she spoke.
With that, Mia’s security chief Lisa King and her lieutenants, Belinda Laracuente and Melissa Hernandez
headed down the aisle toward the ring. Suddenly, a group of women leapt over the ringside barricade
and surrounded the security trio.
MIA: Tatianna, Tatianna, Tatianna….I don’t recall inviting you out here. In fact, I don’t recall you having
any reason for being here tonight. But here you are, not only interrupting my show, but also nearly
boring to death the wonderful fans of Chicago.
The comment received another rousing ovation and prompted another chant from the crowd; this one
being ‘TATIANNA SUCKS’.
TATIANNA: Shut up you jerks!
This only made the fans turn up the volume of the chant until it nearly shook the building.
MIA: Yes….yes she does.
Another cheap pop was achieved before the crowd’s decibel level began to subside.
TATIANNA: So typical. But unlike many of the sisters you have relegated to the minor league
federations, I will not go quietly. I will not behave. I speak for my fellow sisters who are being ignored on
the roster. With all the tournaments going on, you only have a few of my sisters participating. You
conveniently ignored Carlene Moore. Many of you know her as Jazz. She’s a former world champion. Is
she even in the World title tournament? No. And then there is Tatiana Anderson. She is one of the
strongest women in the federation and is she even invited to be in the Heavyweight title tournament?
No. Then, there is Ebony Eve and Mistress Treasure; neither of whom were even considered for a
tournament or even a title shot for any of the other titles. This blatant disregard for women of color stops
tonight.
MIA: First, I have no bias against the women you mentioned. Management, which includes the Board of
Directors and the General Managers, had many, many women to consider and only so many spots
available. For whatever reason, Carlene Moore, Tatiana Anderson and Ebony Eve failed to make the
cut. But other women like Rachelle Cannon, Dawn Sutherland, Star Blaylock and Lesa Lewis did, so
there obviously was no bias involved.
TATIANNA: Sure…pick the puppets. Yes, ma’am; no, ma’am…..whatever you say ma’am. That’s just so
typical.
MIA: I’ve had about enough of you Tatianna and you’re holding up the show. Security….please escort
Ms. Butler from the ring.
JAIME: It’s about time; Tatianna had no business interrupting us like this.
DAWN : I really wish she would get hold of you.
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MIA ST. JOHN LAW AND ORDER GENERAL MANAGER
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and Ebony Eve circled the trio, each ebony grappler carried a weapon; either a steel chain or a steel
chair.
TATIANNA: You see Mia, I came prepared. Now, there is a way for your security force to keep their
heads and you not having their blood on your hands. On the last Law and Order, I challenged you to a
mixed martial arts match. But now, I have a new stipulation. If you, by some miracle, beat me, the Nubian
Goddesses will disband and I will leave the AFW. But WHEN I win, you will give us Heavyweight and
Hardcore title shots at a time of our own choosing AND I will have a World title shot I can have AT ANY
TIME. So, the only question is…..do you still accept?
MIA: If it means getting you to leave the AFW, I agree. And when I beat your ass, I don’t want any crying
or any excuses…..JUST LEAVE!
TATIANNA: Then we have an agreement. Tonight, I will pulverize you inside this very ring.
MIA: Whatever…..just get out of the ring so we can continue with the show.
Slowly, Tatianna headed toward the ropes and then suddenly stopped as an ear-to-ear grin came across
her face.
TATIANNA: Oh…by the way Mia….I lied. Sistas….GET BUSY!
With that, the ebony grapplers began their assault on Mia’s security chiefs. Melissa had relaxed and was
immediately taken out of the equation with a chairshot to the back of her head. Belinda managed to clip
Trenesha with straight right hand before Mistress Treasure nailed the Puerto Rican beauty with the metal
baton she wielded. When Afrika and Chellss joined in, Belinda joined Melissa in slumber land. Lisa
managed to get in several shots, most notably an uppercut that dropped Ebony on her rear before
Tatiana Anderson nailed her with THE BLACK HOLE SLAM [Two Handed Chokeslam].
JAIME: Damn Tatianna; damn them all. Where is the rest of security?
DAWN: Like they would really make a difference?
Just as the Ebony Goddesses were disposing of the security chiefs, a horde of other security personnel
rushed down the ramp to join the fray. Within seconds, bodies were flying everywhere while the two
factions clashed. However, after a few minutes, only Trenesha and Ebony had been stunned enough to
no longer be involved in the mêlée while all but a pair of security personnel still stood. The two, one male
and one female, looked around and realized they were in dire straits.
Carlene quickly locked the security woman in THE BITCH CLAMP [Elevated Double Chicken-wing]. After
a few seconds, Carlene allowed the woman to drop only for Afrika to catch her before she could
collapse. A second later, the Nubian Warrior obliterated the security staffer with THE NUBIAN
DESTRUCTION [F-5]. Meanwhile, Linda had locked the male security staffer into THE TERRORDOME
[Torture Rack]. After nearly thirty seconds, the Mahogany Murderess tossed her victim off her shoulders
only for Mistress Treasure to nail him with THE TREASURE CHEST [Heart Punch]. As the male security
staffer staggered forward clutching at his chest, Chellss stepped forward and nailed him with a
thunderous punt to his privates which left him a moaning, quivering mess on the arena floor.
With a huge smile on her face, Tatianna exited the ring and began hugging her fellow stablemates while
stepping over the bodies of the down security force. Suddenly, Mia began marching down the ramp
toward the nine members of the Nubian Goddesses. When the Latina got face to face with Tatianna, the
teammates of the Ebony Assassin started to grab Mia only for the ebony Amazon to wave them off.
TATIANNA: No, no. Leave her alone. I want her in one piece for later. So when I break you Mia, you will
have no excuse but to kiss my feet and beg for mercy.
MIA: Your goons may get me after the match, but I am going to make your wish you had never gotten in
the ring with me.
TATIANNA: We will see. See you in awhile.
With that, the Nubian Goddesses headed up the ramp, leaving behind Mia amidst the carnage that had
been her security staff.
JAIME: I cannot believe this. Now, we have no security for the show.
DAWN: Looks like Mia is all alone now. Too bad, but she really did this to herself.
JAIME: We’ll be back with the first match in a minute folks.
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JAIME PRESSLY PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER
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DAWN MARIE COLOR COMMENTATOR
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SHANNON ELIZABETH BACKSTAGE ANNOUNCER
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MILA KUNIS BACKSTAGE ANNOUNCER
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BELINDA LARACUENTE SECURITY LIEUTENANT
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MELISSA HERNANDEZ SECURITY LIEUTENANT
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