BACKSTORY:  
Salma and Cameron had met several years before and immediately taken a dislike to each
other.  Salma was resentful that Cameron had seemingly abandoned her heritage in order to
appear more ‘Gringo’ thus getting more parts than the Mexican-Lebanese beauty.  Cameron
had insulted Salma saying that she should learn how to speak proper English and maybe then,
the roles would be forthcoming.  Diaz had added, ‘As it is now, you could only play maids, illegal
aliens and tramps or hookers.’  The last statement had caused the pair to almost come to
blows.  Thankfully, calmer heads prevailed and the pair went their separate ways.

Years later, when Rachel McLish was forming a Board of Directors for the FWF, she
remembered hearing about the rivalry the two actresses had.  As an old friend of Salma, Rachel
called her fellow Latina and asked her if she were interested in sitting on the board of the
company.  When Salma seemed hesitant to accept the position, Rachel told her friend that if she
declined, she would be forced to give it to the only other contender, Cameron Diaz.  This
spurred Salma to ask, “Is it between that bitch and me?”  Answering affirmative, Rachel further
explained that she would have to weigh several factors before making a decision.  Irritated,
Salma proposed that she and Cameron settle the matter face to face in the ring.  The idea
seemed like gold to Rachel and she told Salma she would try to set it up.

A phone call later, the match was set (Cameron jumped at the chance to get her hands on
Salma who was widely thought to be the more beautiful of the two).  The match would take place
in front of a small group of supporters of both women and in an otherwise empty arena.

THE MATCH:
Salma and Rachel arrived together to the closed arena early; nearly ninety minutes before the
start of the showdown.  While Rachel went to check on the handful of invitees, Salma headed for
the one of the luxury suites which would double as a dressing room for the evening.  Slipping out
of her street clothes, Salma donned a Mexican flag halter top, matching workout shorts and
white wrestling boots.  She quickly got loose with some stretching exercises, then a series of
knee bends before finally finishing up with some sit-ups and push-ups.  Saying a quick prayer,
she lay on the plush sectional in the suite and tried to relax.

Cameron arrived to the arena only a half hour before the scheduled bell and swiftly rushed into
a luxury suite on the opposite side of the arena from where Salma was.  The tall blonde quickly
shucked off her clothes and donned a designer two piece workout suit; a powder blue sports
top, matching shorts and baby blue wrestling boots with extra long laces.  She did a few
stretching exercises before exiting the suite and heading downstairs.

The two women entered the floor level through opposite exits and quickly strode down to the ring
as their respective supporters cheered them.  The two women entered the ring; Salma by sliding
underneath the bottom rope while Cameron took the ring steps and stepped through the ropes.

As they stood face to face, everybody could see the height difference as Cameron was the taller
of the two by just over seven inches, Salma standing five-two and Cameron measuring in at just
over five-foot nine inches.  The blonde Latina also had the weight advantage, one hundred
eighteen pounds to Salma’s one hundred two, making her the clear-cut favorite.

Giving both women their instructions, Rachel stepped back, motioned for the bell to be rung and
then waited for the pair to begin.
SALMA HAYEK
CAMERON DIAZ
DING!

Carefully, Salma and Cameron circled each other.  Every few steps, Cameron would lunge at
Salma hoping to intimidate the smaller Latina.  Instead, the Mexican-Lebanese woman simply
looked disdainfully at her opponent.  Finally, the pair stopped, looked at each other and
slammed together.

Quickly, Cameron used her height advantage and drove Salma backwards, into the ropes.   With
her back pressed against the ropes, Salma went into a defensive position as Rachel moved in to
separate the pair.  As Cameron backed away, she sent a condescending slap into the face of
the smaller Salma.

Incensed, Salma rushed at her opponent and immediately paid the price as Cameron
sidestepped the speeding sexpot and slammed a knee into her opponent’s stomach, sending
Salma crashing to the mat.  With her opponent on all fours, Cameron quickly launched a
thunderous kick into Salma’s ribs, the impact causing the Mexican beauty to scream out and curl
into a fetal ball.

As her dozen supporters urged her on, Cameron grabbed Salma by the hair and dragged her
over to the ropes.  Draping the smaller woman’s throat over the second rope, Cameron placed a
knee across the back of Salma’s neck and pressed down, cutting off the brunette’s oxygen
supply.  Furiously, Salma clawed at Cameron while her lungs burned and she frantically kicked
at the canvas.  Rachel quickly ordered Cameron to relent.  When the blonde refused, Rachel
pulled the sadistic blonde off her victim and warned her about not obeying her instructions.

With Salma still draped over the ropes, Cameron then dug her nails into the eyes of the tortured
actress, the brunette’s screams reaching a fevered pitch as her blonde opponent tried to
permanently blind her.  Again Rachel had to intercede when her instructions were ignored by
Cameron.  Threatening to disqualify Cameron, Rachel watched in disgust as the blonde
shrugged her shoulders and then resumed her attack.

Cameron placed the blinded Latina’s face across the second rope and dragged it along the
rough surface, exacerbating the agony to Salma’s eyes.  As Salma dropped to the mat and
rolled across it holding her damaged face in her hands, Cameron followed closely behind,
nudging the brunette with her boot every other step.  Holding Salma in place by her hair,
Cameron pressed the sexy brunette’s face into her boot.

CAMERON:  C’mon cleaning wench….clean my boots.  Lick them clean with your tongue.

When Salma began to resist, Cameron placed her boot laces across her opponent’s eyes and
began raking them across Salma’s face, blinding the Latina further and causing her to scream.  
As Salma’s supporters began to protest loudly, Cameron flipped them off and started in on her
smaller opponent anew.

Pulling Salma to her feet, Cameron held her opponent by the wrist and showed off her
kickboxing training as she landed three quick kicks to the side of the brunette’s face.  With
Salma tottering on rubber legs, Cameron spun around swiftly, lacing into the brunette’s chin with
a wicked spin kick; the impact sending Salma crashing to the canvas with a glassy look on her
face.

CAMERON:  Watch how I knock this bitch out.  I saw this on one of the WWE’s shows.

Mockingly, Cameron crouched slightly, mimicking what she had seen on television and waited for
Salma to get to her knees.  When the Mexican beauty did, Cameron spun around, intent on
landing a wicked martial arts kick to the side of Salma’s head.  Instead, Salma proved to be more
alert than she let on and blocked the blow while slamming a powerful uppercut between
Cameron’s legs.  The sound of bone on bone was heard as Salma’s fist made solid contact with
the blonde’s pubic bone and lifted her off her feet momentarily before she collapsed to the mat
in a heap.

Salma shakily got to her feet and looked down at the still moaning Cameron.  Dragging the
blonde to her feet by her hair, Salma slammed a forearm into the small of Cameron’s back
before applying an inverted front facelock.  With Cameron bent backwards and her arms flailing,
Salma slammed the blonde’s back across her knee with a modified backbreaker.  Cameron cried
out as she crashed to the mat, arching her back and moaning loudly.

As Cameron looked up at the arena lights, Salma grabbed the blonde by her ankles and spread
her legs.  A horrified look came over Cameron’s face as she shook her head in denial.  With a
smile on her face, Salma leapt into the air and came down with a thunderous headbutt to the
blonde’s crotch; the impact sending shockwaves of pain through Cameron’s body.

Grabbing the stunned blonde by the hair, Salma pulled her to her feet, stood next to her
opponent and locked legs.  With a mighty tug, Salma pitched forward and slammed Cameron
face first into the canvas; the blonde letting loose with a bloodcurdling scream as impacted.  
Rolling around on the canvas, Cameron moaned loudly as Salma got to her feet.

SALMA:  You think that learning to talk like a gringo, learning how to fight like a gringo, even
trying to look like a gringo is what you should do?  I am a proud LATINA and you are about to
find out how we treat traitors like you.

With Cameron seated on the canvas, Salma bent the blonde forward and locked on a standing
headscissors.  Reaching down, the Frida star grabbed both of Cameron’s arms and pulled them
upwards, stretching them to their limits.  When Cameron began to object, Salma locked her arms
around Cameron’s limbs and locked hands.  Finally, the sexy Latina dropped straight to her
knees while maintaining her scissors-lock.  Cameron began to scream violently as her arms were
nearing their snapping point and her back was racked with pain.

CAMERON:  I give, I give!  Just stop hurting me.
SALMA:  I don’t think I heard you!  Say it louder!
CAMERON:  YOU WIN!  YOU WIN!  I GIVE UP!

Salma allowed a smile to creep onto her face as Rachel tapped her on the shoulder and ordered
the petite bombshell to release her victim.  Complying, Salma ground her foot into the side of
Cameron’s face as she curled into a fetal ball, defeated at her opponent’s feet.

RACHEL:  The winner and newest member of the FWF Board of Directors, Salma Hayek!

Salma hugged Rachel and then shook her hand, thanking her for the opportunity to ‘do what I
have wanted to do for so long’.  The two women then exited the ring and headed toward the
back with Salma’s supporters leaving behind a tearful and agonized Cameron in the ring.
NOTE:  THIS BATTLE OCCURED DURING THE DAYS OF THE F.W.F. (FITNESS WRESTLING
FEDERATION).  THE WINNER WAS AUTOMATICALLY CHOSEN TO BE ONE OF THE BOARD
MEMBERS OF THE NEW A.F.W.