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With the cameras rolling, the Entertainment Tonight interviewer quizzed Jennifer Coolidge on her
part in The Bad Lieutenant – Port of Call New Orleans, specifically the catfight she engaged with
Eva Mendes during the movie.
"I was so exhausted after fighting with Eva because she's really strong, and we had to fight over
some drugs in a purse," Jennifer describes a scene from the movie. "She tired me out. ... She
has more energy than I have."
Jennifer finished up the interview and headed toward her trailer after the cameras went off and
the crew started off in search of the star of the movie, Nicolas Cage. The blonde had barely
gone a dozen steps when someone blocked her path; it was Eva Mendes.
“Nice interview,” whispered the Cuban beauty into her co-star’s ear, “and you said it with such
conviction.”
“Anything you say Eva,” replied Jennifer, avoiding her celluloid rival’s gaze, “just leave me alone
and let me go home.”
“Eva?” questioned the sexy Latina, “Is that how you’re supposed to address your superior?”
“I’m sorry,” answered Jennifer, gulping as she continued to avoid the gaze of the Cuban
temptress, “I meant Miss Mendes. Miss Mendes, may I please leave now?”
“Get out of my sight before I decide to teach you another lesson Miss Piggy,” hissed Eva as she
sneered at the taller blonde.
Jennifer profusely thanked Eva and then hurriedly headed off, not bothering to look back. A
brief snicker escaped Eva’s lips as she gingerly felt at her still tender ribs. Though she still felt
the effects of the fight she had engaged in with the blonde, Eva relished the memory of her
victory from two weeks before.
part in The Bad Lieutenant – Port of Call New Orleans, specifically the catfight she engaged with
Eva Mendes during the movie.
"I was so exhausted after fighting with Eva because she's really strong, and we had to fight over
some drugs in a purse," Jennifer describes a scene from the movie. "She tired me out. ... She
has more energy than I have."
Jennifer finished up the interview and headed toward her trailer after the cameras went off and
the crew started off in search of the star of the movie, Nicolas Cage. The blonde had barely
gone a dozen steps when someone blocked her path; it was Eva Mendes.
“Nice interview,” whispered the Cuban beauty into her co-star’s ear, “and you said it with such
conviction.”
“Anything you say Eva,” replied Jennifer, avoiding her celluloid rival’s gaze, “just leave me alone
and let me go home.”
“Eva?” questioned the sexy Latina, “Is that how you’re supposed to address your superior?”
“I’m sorry,” answered Jennifer, gulping as she continued to avoid the gaze of the Cuban
temptress, “I meant Miss Mendes. Miss Mendes, may I please leave now?”
“Get out of my sight before I decide to teach you another lesson Miss Piggy,” hissed Eva as she
sneered at the taller blonde.
Jennifer profusely thanked Eva and then hurriedly headed off, not bothering to look back. A
brief snicker escaped Eva’s lips as she gingerly felt at her still tender ribs. Though she still felt
the effects of the fight she had engaged in with the blonde, Eva relished the memory of her
victory from two weeks before.
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“You’re lucky I was on the soundstage next door. I had just finished some voice-over and was
coming to find you. Drew had re-scheduled her shoot and wanted the three of us to have
lunch. It’s a miracle I came by when I did. I only hope the other person looks worse than you do.”
“She does,” replied Eva, nearly in a whisper, “she will never say another cross word to me. I
made sure of that.”
AFTERMATH
The fight scene between Jennifer and Eva was put off until the last scene shot, allowing both
women to heal up some from their scrap and a pair of stuntwomen to be hired for the actual
tussle. Two of Eva’s ribs were cracked and though she had taken some horrible shots from
Jennifer, the Latina escaped with only some bad bumps and bruises. Jennifer on the other hand
had her breast mauled so much that one of her implants had ruptured. In addition, her nose
had been shattered and she had lost a molar thanks to Eva’s knockout punch. The battle made
a trip to the plastic surgeon a necessity for Jennifer and afterwards, assured Eva that the blonde
would speak about her in glowing terms.
coming to find you. Drew had re-scheduled her shoot and wanted the three of us to have
lunch. It’s a miracle I came by when I did. I only hope the other person looks worse than you do.”
“She does,” replied Eva, nearly in a whisper, “she will never say another cross word to me. I
made sure of that.”
AFTERMATH
The fight scene between Jennifer and Eva was put off until the last scene shot, allowing both
women to heal up some from their scrap and a pair of stuntwomen to be hired for the actual
tussle. Two of Eva’s ribs were cracked and though she had taken some horrible shots from
Jennifer, the Latina escaped with only some bad bumps and bruises. Jennifer on the other hand
had her breast mauled so much that one of her implants had ruptured. In addition, her nose
had been shattered and she had lost a molar thanks to Eva’s knockout punch. The battle made
a trip to the plastic surgeon a necessity for Jennifer and afterwards, assured Eva that the blonde
would speak about her in glowing terms.
Eva exited her trailer wearing a wife-beater, blue jeans and pink Skechers. The Latin beauty
headed for Stage 17 where the fight choreographer was waiting to run her and Jennifer
Coolidge through the fight scene they would have for the film they were shooting. The Latina
was a bit bummed that her friend Drew Barrymore had called to postpone their lunch date. Now,
she’d have to order in to her trailer and eat alone.
As Eva headed through one of the darkly lit corridors connecting the sets, she saw Jennifer
waiting for her underneath one of the few light fixtures illuminating the walkway. Wearing a low-
cut black dress with matching leather boots, the blonde’s glare could be seen even in the dimly
lit corridor. When the sexy Latina approached, the statuesque blonde quickly blocked the way
with her hands on her hips.
“Hey Jen,” said Eva with a smile on her face, “ready for a workout?”
“The only working out today may be me kicking your ass,” shot back Jennifer as she waved her
finger in the face of her co-star. “I heard you were making fun of me to one of the makeup girls.
What was it you said? I was more of a FILF? Fattie I’d Like to Fuck? How about my ‘fat ass’
beating the shit out of you?”
“Jen,” cooed Eva with a smirk on her face, “I was just teasing and shooting the breeze. Can’t
you take a joke?”
A smile came over Jennifer’s face as she placed her left hand on Eva’s shoulder. “Sure thing,”
replied the blonde Amazon before she slapped the Latina leaving an imprint of her right hand on
her co-star’s cheek. “The question is can you.”
“WHAT THE FUCK-“
Eva had barely gotten the words out of her mouth when Jennifer backhanded her across the
other cheek and then proceeded to grab a handful of Cuban beauty’s perfectly coiffed tresses.
A second later, Jennifer had thrown her co-star to the stage’s hardwood floor. Before Eva could
react, the robust blonde sat down hard on the Latina’s chest, taking her breath away while she
grabbed a handful of hair with one hand and began slapping the exotic beauty with the other.
“C’mon funny girl,” hissed Jennifer as she bounced up and down on Eva’s now throbbing chest,
“say something funny now.” The blonde continued to land slaps against the Cuban beauty’s
cheeks until she landed a short closed fist to her foe’s nose. A thin trail of blood began to
stream from Eva’s left nostril as the look of fear that had registered on her face suddenly
changed to one of anger.
Suddenly, Eva grabbed both of Jennifer’s wrists while her legs shot up and wrapped themselves
around the larger woman’s throat. The sexy brunette pulled her foe off and she slowly
staggered to her feet. When Eva felt her nose and it came back smeared in crimson, a guttural
growl rose up in the Latina’s throat and she attacked Jennifer with a flurry of slaps of her own.
Realizing she was doing little damage, Eva suddenly stopped and when Jennifer lowered her
hands, the Cuban beauty landed a stinging open-handed slap against her foe’s pale skin; the
impact leaving an imprint. Eva continued her assault as she drove a left hook deep into the
plush mid-section of the blonde Amazon. A second punch followed from the Latina’s right hand
and doubled over Jennifer who suddenly was the one gasping for breath.
The big blonde clumsily lunged toward the lithe Latina, but Eva easily evaded her foe and
slipped behind her. Like a cat, the Cuban beauty leapt onto the back of the blonde and
wrapped her arms around Jennifer’s throat, cutting off the Amazon’s air supply while she hissed
in her ear. “You really are a blonde. If you thought I had never been in a fight, you’re even
stupider than I thought.”
As Eva tightened her grip, Jennifer began seeing spots before her eyes. “How can this puny
bitch be kicking my ass?” wondered the blonde MILF as she struggled futilely against the Latina’
s unbelievable grip. Just before she would have collapsed from the lack of oxygen, Jennifer
spun around and with all her weight, drove Eva’s back against the corridor wall. The move
proved to be surprisingly effective as it caused the Latina to almost completely release her
choke hold. Finally able to breathe again, Jennifer stepped away from the wall before she
smashed Eva against it again; this time, the back of the Latina’s skull crashed into the wall and
she collapsed to the ground seeing stars while Jennifer staggered forward and dropped to her
knees, finally able to breathe freely.
Seconds ticked by as Eva tried to shake off the blow she had received and a now seething
Jennifer finally regained her feet. Slowly, the Latina staggered to her feet only for her rival to
shove her against the wall. The blonde pressed her forearm against Eva’s throat while she
drove a closed fist into the stomach of the Cuban bombshell. Now it was Eva’s turn to gag as
her oxygen supply was cut off.
“I really don’t like you cunt,” hissed Jennifer as she increased the pressure to Eva’s windpipe, “in
fact, I don’t like any skanks like you. You just flash your goods and bingo, you’ve got the role
you want. Women like me have to actually work to get what you take for granted.” Abruptly, the
blonde drove a vicious knee into Eva’s crotch; the impact caused Eva’s eyes to roll back in their
sockets as unconsciousness threatened to overtake her. After Jennifer slammed a second knee
into the Latina’s crotch, a wicked laugh escaped the blonde’s lips as she neared victory. The
blonde then launched a third kneelift into Eva’s crotch and finally let the agonized beauty
collapse to the floor in a heap.
“So, you worthless cunt,” screeched Jennifer as she hovered over her foe, “tell me again how fat
I am.” Disdainfully, the blonde began nudging her downed rival as she chuckled to herself. To
Jennifer’s surprise, Eva began a low, guttural laugh as she struggled up to her hands and
knees. However, the Latina’s laughter was cut short as Jennifer ran forward and landed a
thunderous punt to Eva’s ribs; the impact lifted the Cuban beauty off the ground before she
curled into a fetal ball, moaning loudly.
“Not laughing now, are you bitch?” hissed an angry Jennifer as she stepped forward and nudged
Eva onto her back. The blonde Amazon then dropped a stiff knee into Eva’s already damaged
ribs. A few seconds later, the Latina’s mouth began to rim with blood while Jennifer ground her
knee into Eva’s tortured ribs. “Anything to say now?”
“Y-y-yes,” sputtered Eva as she pushed against Jennifer’s weight on her ribs, “you’re still a fat
cow and when I get up from here, I am going to break your face before I knock you out.”
“WHAT? Come here you little piece of shit,” said Jennifer as she got off her foe and with two
handfuls of hair, pulled the Latina to her feet. The blonde Amazon drew back a fist but before
she could, Eva landed a stiff shot to Jennifer’s ample bosom. The blow stopped Jennifer for a
second and allowed Eva to land a second, deadlier punch to her attacker’s breats; the Latina’s
fist nearly disappearing into the blonde’s tits.
As the blonde’s hands instinctively came to her wounded breasts, Eva grabbed the back of
Jennifer’s head and pulled her face into a vicious headbutt that had the blonde seeing stars. A
second headbutt shattered Jennifer’s nose and blood began to stream from it unheeded. With
much of the fight taken out of her foe, a still dazed Eva stepped back to catch her breath.
When it seemed like the blonde was coming out of her daze from the nose job Eva had
administered, the Latina drove a stiff fist into the stomach of her foe, doubling her over. The
move allowed Eva to hold the back of her foe’s head down further and then drive a wicked
kneelift into the face of the blonde. The impact stood the blonde Amazon straight up on rubbery
legs and before she could collapse, Eva, remembering her crotch punishment moments before,
sent a thunderous punt between Jennifer’s legs. Like a shot, Jennifer crumpled to the floor in a
bloody, blubbering mess. Still, Eva wasn’t done.
Eva reached down and began to pull at the dress that Jennifer wore. The buxom blonde offered
little resistance and soon the Latina had disrobed her co-star. The Latina then dropped onto
the stomach of her rival, pinning the blonde’s arms at her sides. Wordlessly, Eva began to rip
the blonde’s black dress to shreds. The sexy Cuban stuffed a piece of the dress into her foe’s
mouth, stifling her cries. That came in handy when the Latina began using the blonde’s large
breasts as punching bags. With her hands trapped, Jennifer could only wimper in agony as her
tender breasts were mauled relentlessly by Eva. Tears streamed down the face of the blonde
Amazon as Eva’s fists found their mark again and again. Finally, Eva relented and got up off her
rival.
With every breath, Eva was reminded of what Jennifer had done to her; her ribs still aflame with
agony. The Latina spit out a mouthful of blood and realized she would need to see a doctor
soon. That meant she wasn’t through with her co-star. The Latina spread her foe’s legs and
began landing massive stomps to her crotch. After a quartet of crotch-busting stomps, Eva
turnedher attention toward the blonde’s ravaged breasts. When Eva managed to trap one of
Jennifer’s obs underneath her foot, the Cuban beauty then stood on the soft flesh, putting all of
her weight on it and eliciting a piercing howl of agony from the blonde.
Realizing the scream would bring attention, Eva pulled the Amazon off the ground by her hair
and shoved her against the corridor wall. “Say goodnight whore,” hissed the sexy Latina before
she slammed her fist into the jaw of her co-star. Jennifer’s eyes rolled back into their sockets
and the blonde collapsed in an unconscious heap. With her adrenaline rush waning, Eva
staggered against the corridor wall before she began staggering back toward the exit that would
lead to her trailer.
Eva woke like a shot, not realizing where she was. A quick glance around told her she was back
in her trailer, but she had no memory of returning there. In fact, the last thing she remembered
was exiting the stage door and seeing her trailer across the lot. A sudden flash of pain came
over Eva as she tried to sit; her ribs on fire. The memory of what she had just been through
came over her as a voice came through her haze.
“You’d better lay back down until the doctor comes to take a look at you,” said the woman sitting
in the chair across from her. It was Lucy Liu.
headed for Stage 17 where the fight choreographer was waiting to run her and Jennifer
Coolidge through the fight scene they would have for the film they were shooting. The Latina
was a bit bummed that her friend Drew Barrymore had called to postpone their lunch date. Now,
she’d have to order in to her trailer and eat alone.
As Eva headed through one of the darkly lit corridors connecting the sets, she saw Jennifer
waiting for her underneath one of the few light fixtures illuminating the walkway. Wearing a low-
cut black dress with matching leather boots, the blonde’s glare could be seen even in the dimly
lit corridor. When the sexy Latina approached, the statuesque blonde quickly blocked the way
with her hands on her hips.
“Hey Jen,” said Eva with a smile on her face, “ready for a workout?”
“The only working out today may be me kicking your ass,” shot back Jennifer as she waved her
finger in the face of her co-star. “I heard you were making fun of me to one of the makeup girls.
What was it you said? I was more of a FILF? Fattie I’d Like to Fuck? How about my ‘fat ass’
beating the shit out of you?”
“Jen,” cooed Eva with a smirk on her face, “I was just teasing and shooting the breeze. Can’t
you take a joke?”
A smile came over Jennifer’s face as she placed her left hand on Eva’s shoulder. “Sure thing,”
replied the blonde Amazon before she slapped the Latina leaving an imprint of her right hand on
her co-star’s cheek. “The question is can you.”
“WHAT THE FUCK-“
Eva had barely gotten the words out of her mouth when Jennifer backhanded her across the
other cheek and then proceeded to grab a handful of Cuban beauty’s perfectly coiffed tresses.
A second later, Jennifer had thrown her co-star to the stage’s hardwood floor. Before Eva could
react, the robust blonde sat down hard on the Latina’s chest, taking her breath away while she
grabbed a handful of hair with one hand and began slapping the exotic beauty with the other.
“C’mon funny girl,” hissed Jennifer as she bounced up and down on Eva’s now throbbing chest,
“say something funny now.” The blonde continued to land slaps against the Cuban beauty’s
cheeks until she landed a short closed fist to her foe’s nose. A thin trail of blood began to
stream from Eva’s left nostril as the look of fear that had registered on her face suddenly
changed to one of anger.
Suddenly, Eva grabbed both of Jennifer’s wrists while her legs shot up and wrapped themselves
around the larger woman’s throat. The sexy brunette pulled her foe off and she slowly
staggered to her feet. When Eva felt her nose and it came back smeared in crimson, a guttural
growl rose up in the Latina’s throat and she attacked Jennifer with a flurry of slaps of her own.
Realizing she was doing little damage, Eva suddenly stopped and when Jennifer lowered her
hands, the Cuban beauty landed a stinging open-handed slap against her foe’s pale skin; the
impact leaving an imprint. Eva continued her assault as she drove a left hook deep into the
plush mid-section of the blonde Amazon. A second punch followed from the Latina’s right hand
and doubled over Jennifer who suddenly was the one gasping for breath.
The big blonde clumsily lunged toward the lithe Latina, but Eva easily evaded her foe and
slipped behind her. Like a cat, the Cuban beauty leapt onto the back of the blonde and
wrapped her arms around Jennifer’s throat, cutting off the Amazon’s air supply while she hissed
in her ear. “You really are a blonde. If you thought I had never been in a fight, you’re even
stupider than I thought.”
As Eva tightened her grip, Jennifer began seeing spots before her eyes. “How can this puny
bitch be kicking my ass?” wondered the blonde MILF as she struggled futilely against the Latina’
s unbelievable grip. Just before she would have collapsed from the lack of oxygen, Jennifer
spun around and with all her weight, drove Eva’s back against the corridor wall. The move
proved to be surprisingly effective as it caused the Latina to almost completely release her
choke hold. Finally able to breathe again, Jennifer stepped away from the wall before she
smashed Eva against it again; this time, the back of the Latina’s skull crashed into the wall and
she collapsed to the ground seeing stars while Jennifer staggered forward and dropped to her
knees, finally able to breathe freely.
Seconds ticked by as Eva tried to shake off the blow she had received and a now seething
Jennifer finally regained her feet. Slowly, the Latina staggered to her feet only for her rival to
shove her against the wall. The blonde pressed her forearm against Eva’s throat while she
drove a closed fist into the stomach of the Cuban bombshell. Now it was Eva’s turn to gag as
her oxygen supply was cut off.
“I really don’t like you cunt,” hissed Jennifer as she increased the pressure to Eva’s windpipe, “in
fact, I don’t like any skanks like you. You just flash your goods and bingo, you’ve got the role
you want. Women like me have to actually work to get what you take for granted.” Abruptly, the
blonde drove a vicious knee into Eva’s crotch; the impact caused Eva’s eyes to roll back in their
sockets as unconsciousness threatened to overtake her. After Jennifer slammed a second knee
into the Latina’s crotch, a wicked laugh escaped the blonde’s lips as she neared victory. The
blonde then launched a third kneelift into Eva’s crotch and finally let the agonized beauty
collapse to the floor in a heap.
“So, you worthless cunt,” screeched Jennifer as she hovered over her foe, “tell me again how fat
I am.” Disdainfully, the blonde began nudging her downed rival as she chuckled to herself. To
Jennifer’s surprise, Eva began a low, guttural laugh as she struggled up to her hands and
knees. However, the Latina’s laughter was cut short as Jennifer ran forward and landed a
thunderous punt to Eva’s ribs; the impact lifted the Cuban beauty off the ground before she
curled into a fetal ball, moaning loudly.
“Not laughing now, are you bitch?” hissed an angry Jennifer as she stepped forward and nudged
Eva onto her back. The blonde Amazon then dropped a stiff knee into Eva’s already damaged
ribs. A few seconds later, the Latina’s mouth began to rim with blood while Jennifer ground her
knee into Eva’s tortured ribs. “Anything to say now?”
“Y-y-yes,” sputtered Eva as she pushed against Jennifer’s weight on her ribs, “you’re still a fat
cow and when I get up from here, I am going to break your face before I knock you out.”
“WHAT? Come here you little piece of shit,” said Jennifer as she got off her foe and with two
handfuls of hair, pulled the Latina to her feet. The blonde Amazon drew back a fist but before
she could, Eva landed a stiff shot to Jennifer’s ample bosom. The blow stopped Jennifer for a
second and allowed Eva to land a second, deadlier punch to her attacker’s breats; the Latina’s
fist nearly disappearing into the blonde’s tits.
As the blonde’s hands instinctively came to her wounded breasts, Eva grabbed the back of
Jennifer’s head and pulled her face into a vicious headbutt that had the blonde seeing stars. A
second headbutt shattered Jennifer’s nose and blood began to stream from it unheeded. With
much of the fight taken out of her foe, a still dazed Eva stepped back to catch her breath.
When it seemed like the blonde was coming out of her daze from the nose job Eva had
administered, the Latina drove a stiff fist into the stomach of her foe, doubling her over. The
move allowed Eva to hold the back of her foe’s head down further and then drive a wicked
kneelift into the face of the blonde. The impact stood the blonde Amazon straight up on rubbery
legs and before she could collapse, Eva, remembering her crotch punishment moments before,
sent a thunderous punt between Jennifer’s legs. Like a shot, Jennifer crumpled to the floor in a
bloody, blubbering mess. Still, Eva wasn’t done.
Eva reached down and began to pull at the dress that Jennifer wore. The buxom blonde offered
little resistance and soon the Latina had disrobed her co-star. The Latina then dropped onto
the stomach of her rival, pinning the blonde’s arms at her sides. Wordlessly, Eva began to rip
the blonde’s black dress to shreds. The sexy Cuban stuffed a piece of the dress into her foe’s
mouth, stifling her cries. That came in handy when the Latina began using the blonde’s large
breasts as punching bags. With her hands trapped, Jennifer could only wimper in agony as her
tender breasts were mauled relentlessly by Eva. Tears streamed down the face of the blonde
Amazon as Eva’s fists found their mark again and again. Finally, Eva relented and got up off her
rival.
With every breath, Eva was reminded of what Jennifer had done to her; her ribs still aflame with
agony. The Latina spit out a mouthful of blood and realized she would need to see a doctor
soon. That meant she wasn’t through with her co-star. The Latina spread her foe’s legs and
began landing massive stomps to her crotch. After a quartet of crotch-busting stomps, Eva
turnedher attention toward the blonde’s ravaged breasts. When Eva managed to trap one of
Jennifer’s obs underneath her foot, the Cuban beauty then stood on the soft flesh, putting all of
her weight on it and eliciting a piercing howl of agony from the blonde.
Realizing the scream would bring attention, Eva pulled the Amazon off the ground by her hair
and shoved her against the corridor wall. “Say goodnight whore,” hissed the sexy Latina before
she slammed her fist into the jaw of her co-star. Jennifer’s eyes rolled back into their sockets
and the blonde collapsed in an unconscious heap. With her adrenaline rush waning, Eva
staggered against the corridor wall before she began staggering back toward the exit that would
lead to her trailer.
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Eva woke like a shot, not realizing where she was. A quick glance around told her she was back
in her trailer, but she had no memory of returning there. In fact, the last thing she remembered
was exiting the stage door and seeing her trailer across the lot. A sudden flash of pain came
over Eva as she tried to sit; her ribs on fire. The memory of what she had just been through
came over her as a voice came through her haze.
“You’d better lay back down until the doctor comes to take a look at you,” said the woman sitting
in the chair across from her. It was Lucy Liu.
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