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Eva Longoria Parker had greeted most of the guests at her anniversary party held at her
restaurant BESO. She had invited several of her closest friends as well as a few other
Hollywood celebrities. Eva was talking with Catherine Zeta-Jones with whom she had become
friends after working with Catherine’s husband Michael Douglas on The Sentinel. In addition,
Catherine had been tapped to be the Chairperson for a female wrestling federation and she had
asked Eva if she’d be one of the Spanish commentators for one of the shows.
restaurant BESO. She had invited several of her closest friends as well as a few other
Hollywood celebrities. Eva was talking with Catherine Zeta-Jones with whom she had become
friends after working with Catherine’s husband Michael Douglas on The Sentinel. In addition,
Catherine had been tapped to be the Chairperson for a female wrestling federation and she had
asked Eva if she’d be one of the Spanish commentators for one of the shows.
Eva had accepted the invitation and they were discussing fights they had been witness to when
Teri Hatcher arrived at the soiree. Eva’s eyes narrowed to slits and a half-snarl briefly came
across her beautiful face as her co-star from Desperate Housewives made her ‘fashionably’ late
arrival. The brunette wore a crème colored silk, backless evening gown with matching heels and
a pearl necklace that brought further attention to the plunging neckline of the dress.
“Calm down Eva,” said Catherine as she put a hand on her friend’s shoulder, “I know how bad
you’d like to even the score but now is not the time, nor the place. You don’t want to embarrass
Tony.”
“I really despise that cunt,” hissed Eva as she took another sip of the champagne she has
toasted with moments before.
Eva had good cause to dislike her co-star. At every turn, Teri tried to upstage Eva, even though
the younger Latina had surpassed her veteran co-star in popularity and sex appeal. In fact, Teri
was the only co-star that Eva refused to fraternize with outside of work. Of course, the chief
reason Eva hated Teri was because of the incident where Teri pushed Eva down a flight of stairs
‘by mistake’. The tabloids had only picked up that Eva had ‘fallen’ down a flight of stairs; mainly
because the publicists for the studio had glossed everything over. It took a bundle of cash and
extra screen time for Eva to let the matter drop, but her dislike for Teri never waned.
“Eva darling,” cooed Teri as she approached the tiny Latina, “you look magnificent. I didn’t think
marriage would agree with you so well.”
“You should try it Teri,” shot back Eva, “oh wait, you already did……..twice.”
“Eva, Eva, Eva,” hissed Teri through clenched teeth, “I’m going to mingle for a bit. Be careful….
you know the problem you have with stairs. Ta ta.”
As Teri turned on her heel to walk away, Eva started forward and was quickly restrained by
Catherine again. “If you want to see her get what’s coming to her, leave it to me. I’ll be right
back.”
Catherine slowly made her way toward the circle of people that Teri had joined and was holding
court for. The Welsh beauty grabbed a flute of champagne off one of the trays being carried
around and eased her way into the group. Carefully, Catherine positioned herself so that she
was standing next to Teri, who had done her best to ignore her. After a minute or so, Catherine
began talking to the woman next to her. A few seconds into the conversation, the Welsh beauty
spun around to ask Teri a question and spilled her champagne on the brunette.
“Shit!” hissed Teri as she stood drenched in champagne, “you clumsy bitch! Look what you’ve
done to my dress.”
“I’m so sorry Teri,” apologized Catherine, “just send me the bill for that and I’ll take care of it. But
right now, I think you should head to the ladies room and clean yourself up.”
“If we weren’t at this celebration, I’d kick your ass,” screeched Teri as elbowed her way from the
circle and headed toward the women’s restroom. As she did, a sinister smile came across
Catherine’s face as she watched Teri disappear.
* * * * * *
Five minutes later, Teri was still working on the stain to her party dress as traffic came and went
in the women’s restroom, when the door to the facilities flew open and a tall blonde entered; it
was Charlize Theron. The blonde was a vision in a strapless green, silk evening gown with
matching stilettos and matching choker and with her lightly curled coif, radiated beauty.
Teri Hatcher arrived at the soiree. Eva’s eyes narrowed to slits and a half-snarl briefly came
across her beautiful face as her co-star from Desperate Housewives made her ‘fashionably’ late
arrival. The brunette wore a crème colored silk, backless evening gown with matching heels and
a pearl necklace that brought further attention to the plunging neckline of the dress.
“Calm down Eva,” said Catherine as she put a hand on her friend’s shoulder, “I know how bad
you’d like to even the score but now is not the time, nor the place. You don’t want to embarrass
Tony.”
“I really despise that cunt,” hissed Eva as she took another sip of the champagne she has
toasted with moments before.
Eva had good cause to dislike her co-star. At every turn, Teri tried to upstage Eva, even though
the younger Latina had surpassed her veteran co-star in popularity and sex appeal. In fact, Teri
was the only co-star that Eva refused to fraternize with outside of work. Of course, the chief
reason Eva hated Teri was because of the incident where Teri pushed Eva down a flight of stairs
‘by mistake’. The tabloids had only picked up that Eva had ‘fallen’ down a flight of stairs; mainly
because the publicists for the studio had glossed everything over. It took a bundle of cash and
extra screen time for Eva to let the matter drop, but her dislike for Teri never waned.
“Eva darling,” cooed Teri as she approached the tiny Latina, “you look magnificent. I didn’t think
marriage would agree with you so well.”
“You should try it Teri,” shot back Eva, “oh wait, you already did……..twice.”
“Eva, Eva, Eva,” hissed Teri through clenched teeth, “I’m going to mingle for a bit. Be careful….
you know the problem you have with stairs. Ta ta.”
As Teri turned on her heel to walk away, Eva started forward and was quickly restrained by
Catherine again. “If you want to see her get what’s coming to her, leave it to me. I’ll be right
back.”
Catherine slowly made her way toward the circle of people that Teri had joined and was holding
court for. The Welsh beauty grabbed a flute of champagne off one of the trays being carried
around and eased her way into the group. Carefully, Catherine positioned herself so that she
was standing next to Teri, who had done her best to ignore her. After a minute or so, Catherine
began talking to the woman next to her. A few seconds into the conversation, the Welsh beauty
spun around to ask Teri a question and spilled her champagne on the brunette.
“Shit!” hissed Teri as she stood drenched in champagne, “you clumsy bitch! Look what you’ve
done to my dress.”
“I’m so sorry Teri,” apologized Catherine, “just send me the bill for that and I’ll take care of it. But
right now, I think you should head to the ladies room and clean yourself up.”
“If we weren’t at this celebration, I’d kick your ass,” screeched Teri as elbowed her way from the
circle and headed toward the women’s restroom. As she did, a sinister smile came across
Catherine’s face as she watched Teri disappear.
* * * * * *
Five minutes later, Teri was still working on the stain to her party dress as traffic came and went
in the women’s restroom, when the door to the facilities flew open and a tall blonde entered; it
was Charlize Theron. The blonde was a vision in a strapless green, silk evening gown with
matching stilettos and matching choker and with her lightly curled coif, radiated beauty.
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“So,” snarled the South African beauty, “I see you’re still as uncoordinated as ever. Guess you
need to wear a bib when you dine in public.”
“Leave me alone Theron,” snapped back Hatcher as she continued to dab at the long stain to
her evening dress. “I don’t have any quarrel with you so just beat it.”
“Well, I’ve got one with you. I’ve heard rumors about how you’ve insulted me to anybody who
would listen. ‘Oh, I’m a much better actress than her’ ‘You know she slept her way to that
Oscar’ and ‘I really did kick her ass in 2 Days in the Valley’. Then, I show up here and hear that
you’ve been insulting me again. Well, why not say that crap to my face instead of behind my
back?”
“Charlize,” hissed Teri as she stopped her cleaning job long enough to face the statuesque
blonde, “if you were an itch, I wouldn’t waste my time to scratch you, so why don’t you run along
before you really piss me off.”
“I know what you’re problem is Teri,” shot back Charlize as she came face to face with her
brunette rival, “you’re jealous. I’ve got an Oscar, I’m a box office giant and I get paid more
money than you ever will. And to top it off, I’ve got a man who has been with me for years. You,
on the other hand, can’t find a man. And in the two cases when one has gone slumming with
you, you couldn’t even keep them satisfied. Face it, you aren’t even a real woman”
A brief laugh escaped Teri’s lips just before she spun around and slapped Charlize across the
face. The blow surprised the blonde for a second and allowed Teri to give her rival a shove that
almost sent Charlize crashing to the floor. Instead, the South African bombshell managed to
grab the hand dryer on wall and righted herself; the mechanism being nearly ripped off the wall
in the process. But before Charlize could recover, Teri moved in and laced into the blonde with
a quick combination that dropped the Oscar winner to her posterior.
With her foe on the seat of her pants, Teri slid over to the nearest sink, pushed down the
stopper and began to fill the porcelain with water. The brunette grabbed the stunned blonde by
the hair and pulled her toward the sink. When Charlize resisted, Teri raked her nails across the
blonde’s eyes and then shoved the South African’s face into the water. The sound of a gurgling
Charlize filled the air as Teri leaned onto her back and kept the blonde’s face under water; the
award winning actress kicking her shoes off in the struggle.
Suddenly, Charlize slammed an elbow into Teri’s kidney and the brunette staggered backwards,
racked with pain. When the South African finally came up for air, she had a murderous look in
her eyes. As Teri tried to resume her attack, Charlize stepped to the side and shoved the
brunette face first into the mirror over the sink.
Teri staggered backwards and as she looked into the cracked mirror, saw that the impact had
opened a cut on her forehead. When the Desperate Housewife spun around to land a looping
right hand, Charlize blocked the blow and slammed a vicious uppercut right on her rival’s chin;
the blow lifted Teri off her feet before she collapsed to the bathroom floor.
Charlize pulled back her water-soaked hair and leaned over her stunned foe. “Just like
always…….you los-” The statuesque beauty’s words were cut off as Teri slammed a closed fist
between the blonde’s legs; the impact made Charlize close her eyes in agony as she spun
around, staggered a couple steps toward the exit and then sank to her knees.
The South African’s embarrassment was amplified when Teri leapt up, grabbed the back of her
foe’s dress and pulled with all her might. A sickening rip filled the air before Teri tore the dress
off Charlize, leaving the barefooted beauty topless and wearing only a lace thong. Teri felt at
the wound to her forehead and then nudged Charlize onto her back. Sadistically, the brunette
placed her shoe on the blonde’s left breast and began to dig the sharp heel into her foe’s areola.
A howl escaped Charlize’s lips before she lifted her leg and slammed her barefoot into Teri’s
crotch, giving the brunette a taste of what she had felt seconds before. As crashed to the
bathroom floor, Charlize clutched at her wounded breast as she scrambled on her hands and
knees toward the sink counter and pulled herself up while a screeching Teri staggered to her
feet in hot pursuit.
“Come back here you sl-” Teri’s words were cut off as Charlize spun around and nailed her foe
with a stiff palm strike that broke the brunette’s nose and caused a stream of blood to come
forth. The South African quickly spun around and nailed her rival with a spinning heel kick that
caused Teri to spin around like an alcoholic on a binge. The blonde’s anger took over
completely when she grabbed the hanging hand dryer, ripped it from the wall and smashed it
across Teri’s cheek, and the impact sent the brunette crashing through one of the stall doors.
Charlize strode over to the stall, kicked open the door and grabbed Teri by her hair. The blonde
pulled her victim over to the toilet, shoved her head inside the bowl and flushed. As the brunette
struggled, Charlize repaid Teri as she pulled on the back of the strap that held Teri’s dress in
place until it shredded. When Charlize pulled Teri up for a second to catch her breath, the
dress slid down around the brunette’s knees leaving her topless and clad only in her lace briefs.
When Teri began to struggle again, Charlize slammed Teri’s face into the edge of the toilet,
splitting her lip and bruising her cheekbone. A second smash followed and took all the fire out
of Teri just before Charlize shoved the brunette’s bloody face into the toilet once more and
flushed.
As Charlize lifted the face of the semi-conscious Teri from the toilet, she whispered into the
brunette’s ear, “I hear anymore about you insulting me and all the plastic surgery in the world
won’t be able to help you. Got it?” With that, she allowed Teri to collapse onto the water-logged
bathroom floor and headed toward the exit. Just before she reached the bathroom door, it
opened and in stepped Catherine Zeta-Jones and Eva Longoria. Catherine held a long
trenchcoat in her hands along with a pair of sunglasses.
“Nice work Charlize,” said the Welsh beauty as she moved behind the blonde and slipped the
coat onto the exhausted Amazon. “We’ll take you out the back way. Stuart is already in the limo
waiting for you.”
“You set me up,” shot back Charlize as her anger began to rise again.
“Well, yes……..we did use you to dispose of that tramp. But that was only because you were the
best woman for the job and she HAD been trashing you all over town. Hell, she trashed
everybody. Besides, we were watching from outside. If you had really needed help, she would’
ve suffered even more than what you did to her.”
“Thank you so much Charlize,” chirped in Eva as gave the blonde a towel to wipe her face with,
“you’ve given me the best anniversary present I could have hoped for. I owe you a big one.”
“Yes you do,” shot back Charlize as she cleaned her face off and then slipped the sunglasses
on. “In fact, both of you do. How are you going to pay up?”
“Let’s talk about that in the car,” said Catherine as they headed toward the exit, “have you ever
considered investing in a sports federation?” A second later, the trio had exited the bathroom
with Eva returning to her party while Catherine and Charlize slipped out the rear exit of the
restaurant while an agony-racked Teri succumbed to unconsciousness.
need to wear a bib when you dine in public.”
“Leave me alone Theron,” snapped back Hatcher as she continued to dab at the long stain to
her evening dress. “I don’t have any quarrel with you so just beat it.”
“Well, I’ve got one with you. I’ve heard rumors about how you’ve insulted me to anybody who
would listen. ‘Oh, I’m a much better actress than her’ ‘You know she slept her way to that
Oscar’ and ‘I really did kick her ass in 2 Days in the Valley’. Then, I show up here and hear that
you’ve been insulting me again. Well, why not say that crap to my face instead of behind my
back?”
“Charlize,” hissed Teri as she stopped her cleaning job long enough to face the statuesque
blonde, “if you were an itch, I wouldn’t waste my time to scratch you, so why don’t you run along
before you really piss me off.”
“I know what you’re problem is Teri,” shot back Charlize as she came face to face with her
brunette rival, “you’re jealous. I’ve got an Oscar, I’m a box office giant and I get paid more
money than you ever will. And to top it off, I’ve got a man who has been with me for years. You,
on the other hand, can’t find a man. And in the two cases when one has gone slumming with
you, you couldn’t even keep them satisfied. Face it, you aren’t even a real woman”
A brief laugh escaped Teri’s lips just before she spun around and slapped Charlize across the
face. The blow surprised the blonde for a second and allowed Teri to give her rival a shove that
almost sent Charlize crashing to the floor. Instead, the South African bombshell managed to
grab the hand dryer on wall and righted herself; the mechanism being nearly ripped off the wall
in the process. But before Charlize could recover, Teri moved in and laced into the blonde with
a quick combination that dropped the Oscar winner to her posterior.
With her foe on the seat of her pants, Teri slid over to the nearest sink, pushed down the
stopper and began to fill the porcelain with water. The brunette grabbed the stunned blonde by
the hair and pulled her toward the sink. When Charlize resisted, Teri raked her nails across the
blonde’s eyes and then shoved the South African’s face into the water. The sound of a gurgling
Charlize filled the air as Teri leaned onto her back and kept the blonde’s face under water; the
award winning actress kicking her shoes off in the struggle.
Suddenly, Charlize slammed an elbow into Teri’s kidney and the brunette staggered backwards,
racked with pain. When the South African finally came up for air, she had a murderous look in
her eyes. As Teri tried to resume her attack, Charlize stepped to the side and shoved the
brunette face first into the mirror over the sink.
Teri staggered backwards and as she looked into the cracked mirror, saw that the impact had
opened a cut on her forehead. When the Desperate Housewife spun around to land a looping
right hand, Charlize blocked the blow and slammed a vicious uppercut right on her rival’s chin;
the blow lifted Teri off her feet before she collapsed to the bathroom floor.
Charlize pulled back her water-soaked hair and leaned over her stunned foe. “Just like
always…….you los-” The statuesque beauty’s words were cut off as Teri slammed a closed fist
between the blonde’s legs; the impact made Charlize close her eyes in agony as she spun
around, staggered a couple steps toward the exit and then sank to her knees.
The South African’s embarrassment was amplified when Teri leapt up, grabbed the back of her
foe’s dress and pulled with all her might. A sickening rip filled the air before Teri tore the dress
off Charlize, leaving the barefooted beauty topless and wearing only a lace thong. Teri felt at
the wound to her forehead and then nudged Charlize onto her back. Sadistically, the brunette
placed her shoe on the blonde’s left breast and began to dig the sharp heel into her foe’s areola.
A howl escaped Charlize’s lips before she lifted her leg and slammed her barefoot into Teri’s
crotch, giving the brunette a taste of what she had felt seconds before. As crashed to the
bathroom floor, Charlize clutched at her wounded breast as she scrambled on her hands and
knees toward the sink counter and pulled herself up while a screeching Teri staggered to her
feet in hot pursuit.
“Come back here you sl-” Teri’s words were cut off as Charlize spun around and nailed her foe
with a stiff palm strike that broke the brunette’s nose and caused a stream of blood to come
forth. The South African quickly spun around and nailed her rival with a spinning heel kick that
caused Teri to spin around like an alcoholic on a binge. The blonde’s anger took over
completely when she grabbed the hanging hand dryer, ripped it from the wall and smashed it
across Teri’s cheek, and the impact sent the brunette crashing through one of the stall doors.
Charlize strode over to the stall, kicked open the door and grabbed Teri by her hair. The blonde
pulled her victim over to the toilet, shoved her head inside the bowl and flushed. As the brunette
struggled, Charlize repaid Teri as she pulled on the back of the strap that held Teri’s dress in
place until it shredded. When Charlize pulled Teri up for a second to catch her breath, the
dress slid down around the brunette’s knees leaving her topless and clad only in her lace briefs.
When Teri began to struggle again, Charlize slammed Teri’s face into the edge of the toilet,
splitting her lip and bruising her cheekbone. A second smash followed and took all the fire out
of Teri just before Charlize shoved the brunette’s bloody face into the toilet once more and
flushed.
As Charlize lifted the face of the semi-conscious Teri from the toilet, she whispered into the
brunette’s ear, “I hear anymore about you insulting me and all the plastic surgery in the world
won’t be able to help you. Got it?” With that, she allowed Teri to collapse onto the water-logged
bathroom floor and headed toward the exit. Just before she reached the bathroom door, it
opened and in stepped Catherine Zeta-Jones and Eva Longoria. Catherine held a long
trenchcoat in her hands along with a pair of sunglasses.
“Nice work Charlize,” said the Welsh beauty as she moved behind the blonde and slipped the
coat onto the exhausted Amazon. “We’ll take you out the back way. Stuart is already in the limo
waiting for you.”
“You set me up,” shot back Charlize as her anger began to rise again.
“Well, yes……..we did use you to dispose of that tramp. But that was only because you were the
best woman for the job and she HAD been trashing you all over town. Hell, she trashed
everybody. Besides, we were watching from outside. If you had really needed help, she would’
ve suffered even more than what you did to her.”
“Thank you so much Charlize,” chirped in Eva as gave the blonde a towel to wipe her face with,
“you’ve given me the best anniversary present I could have hoped for. I owe you a big one.”
“Yes you do,” shot back Charlize as she cleaned her face off and then slipped the sunglasses
on. “In fact, both of you do. How are you going to pay up?”
“Let’s talk about that in the car,” said Catherine as they headed toward the exit, “have you ever
considered investing in a sports federation?” A second later, the trio had exited the bathroom
with Eva returning to her party while Catherine and Charlize slipped out the rear exit of the
restaurant while an agony-racked Teri succumbed to unconsciousness.