PARIS: Time for two friends of mine…..Team Blondage. These girls are so hot.
NIKKI: They better be prepared for a long night. They are going up against Rachel West and Kat
Meyers also known as Fire and Ice.
PARIS: What a stupid name.
NIKKI: I really hope you get to meet Rachel and Kat to tell them that.
PARIS: Whatever….time for the intros.
ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, hailing from North Carolina, both women stand five-feet eight inches tall
and collectively weighing two hundred seventy-one pounds, here is Amber O’Neil and Krissy Vaine….
Team Blondage!
Amber and Krissy emerged on the stage to a slightly heelish reception. The blondes wore identical pink
racing suits that clung to their bodies, much to the delight of the males in the audience. They capped off
their outfits with black wrestling boots.
ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, first from Seattle, Washington…she stands five feet eight inches tall
and weighs in at one hundred thirty-seven pounds, she is the Fire Fox, Kat Meyers…and her partner,
from Vancouver, British Columbia, standing five feet-eleven inches tall and weighing one hundred fifty-
five pounds, she is the Ice Queen, Rachel West. Together, they are Fire and Ice!
Rachel and Kat emerged onstage to an overwhelming ovation from the crowd. Rachel wore a sky blue
vinyl zip-up halter top, matching shorts with a wide white studded belt, sky blue, thigh-high leather boots,
matching choker with three metal rings and mirrored sunglasses. Kat chose a red leather halter top with
black fringe, matching biker shorts with red leather chaps over black wrestling boots and sunglasses
identical to her partner.
The pair headed down the ramp, hi-fiving the crowd standing alongside the barricade near the foot of the
ramp. As their opponents giggled to themselves, Rachel and Kat entered the ring and posed for the still
cheering crowd.
NIKKI: They better be prepared for a long night. They are going up against Rachel West and Kat
Meyers also known as Fire and Ice.
PARIS: What a stupid name.
NIKKI: I really hope you get to meet Rachel and Kat to tell them that.
PARIS: Whatever….time for the intros.
ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, hailing from North Carolina, both women stand five-feet eight inches tall
and collectively weighing two hundred seventy-one pounds, here is Amber O’Neil and Krissy Vaine….
Team Blondage!
Amber and Krissy emerged on the stage to a slightly heelish reception. The blondes wore identical pink
racing suits that clung to their bodies, much to the delight of the males in the audience. They capped off
their outfits with black wrestling boots.
ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, first from Seattle, Washington…she stands five feet eight inches tall
and weighs in at one hundred thirty-seven pounds, she is the Fire Fox, Kat Meyers…and her partner,
from Vancouver, British Columbia, standing five feet-eleven inches tall and weighing one hundred fifty-
five pounds, she is the Ice Queen, Rachel West. Together, they are Fire and Ice!
Rachel and Kat emerged onstage to an overwhelming ovation from the crowd. Rachel wore a sky blue
vinyl zip-up halter top, matching shorts with a wide white studded belt, sky blue, thigh-high leather boots,
matching choker with three metal rings and mirrored sunglasses. Kat chose a red leather halter top with
black fringe, matching biker shorts with red leather chaps over black wrestling boots and sunglasses
identical to her partner.
The pair headed down the ramp, hi-fiving the crowd standing alongside the barricade near the foot of the
ramp. As their opponents giggled to themselves, Rachel and Kat entered the ring and posed for the still
cheering crowd.
| EPISODE 1 |
NIKKI: Fire and Ice get their first true test in the A.F.W. tonight. This is a chance for Kat and Rachel to
send a message to the Eliminators.
PARIS: Yeah, a message saying ‘we are your next victims’. Go Team Blondage.
DING!
Kat and Krissy started out for their respective teams while Amber and Rachel exited onto the ring apron.
Kat strode forward quickly for the lockup, but Krissy begged off, ducking between the nearby ropes while
screaming at the referee to keep the Fire Fox back. Finally, the blonde edged away from the ropes and
tentatively approached her opponent who was standing in the center of the ring with an exasperated look
on her face.
The two women locked up and slowly but surely, Kat proved her superior strength by forcing Krissy into
the ropes. Once there, the official called for a clean break but Kat responded with a loud, knife-edged
chop that Krissy yelped in pain from. A second chop followed and left Krissy staggering along the ropes
holding her tender chest. But before the blonde could escape, Kat grabbed her opponent and locked on
a side headlock as she dragged Krissy toward the center of the ring. A slick hip-toss later and Kat had
Krissy down on the canvas still locked in the headlock.
Slowly, Krissy forced Kat back to her feet and fired off a pair of stiff forearms into the brunette’s ribs.
With her opponent’s grip loosened, Krissy headed for the ropes. When she rebounded, Kat waited to
the last second before she dropped down and executed a picture perfect drop toehold. Once again, Kat
slid forward and locked another seated headlock on the frustrated blonde. This time, it was Kat who
dragged Krissy to her feet and then switched to a hammerlock on the fuming Krissy.
NIKKI: They had better be prepared for a long night. They are going up against Rachel West and Kat
Meyers also known as Fire and Ice.
PARIS: What a stupid name.
When Krissy tried to slam a back elbow into Kat’s face, the Fire Fox responded by switching to an arm
wringer which forced the blonde to her toes. As Krissy tried to angle her way toward her corner to make
a tag, Kat pulled her opponent away and launched a kick into the blonde’s stomach doubling her over.
The Fire Fox quickly pulled Krissy into a front facelock and with a handful of her opponent’s outfit,
hoisted the blonde into the air. Demonstrating her strength, Kat held Krissy upside down for nearly ten
seconds before she dropped down and completed the hesitation suplex.
Krissy was still holding her back when Kat yanked her to her feet and laced into her with a stiff forearm
smash. Dazed, the blonde could do nothing as the Fire Fox lifted her into the air onto her shoulders.
The brunette slowly backed into the neutral corner before she ran forward and planted Krissy into the
mat with a thunderous powerslam. The referee was right in position as Kat crawled on top of the blonde
for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
Just before the official could end the match, Amber raced into the ring and pulled Kat off Krissy. The
blonde then headed back to her corner as the referee warned her about illegally interfering again.
NIKKI: I think Kat had the match won just now. Amber is only delaying the inevitable.
PARIS: Are you on drugs? Team Blondage is just toying with those bimbos.
With Krissy still dazed, Kat grabbed the blonde by the wrist and pulled her toward the corner where
Rachel awaited the tag. As Kat held Krissy from behind, Rachel entered the ring and slammed a vicious
right hand into the blonde’s ribs. As the official ushered Kat from the ring, Rachel landed another stiff
right which sent Krissy staggering along the ropes toward the neutral corner.
The Ice Queen pressed her attack as she shoved Krissy into the corner and slammed kneelift after
kneelift into the blonde’s mid-section. As the referee called for Rachel to back away, the Ice Queen
turned away from her dazed prey as if to comply. Abruptly, Rachel slammed a vicious elbow driver into
Krissy’s jaw in the corner. A second and third elbow driver followed and left Krissy slumping in the
corner, held up only by the ropes.
Rachel continued her attack as she placed a boot across the throat of her opponent while holding onto
the top rope for leverage. Krissy frantically tore at the Ice Queen’s boot as the standing boot choke
robbed her of her oxygen. At the count of four, Rachel relented and Krissy staggered from the corner,
hacking and coughing. As Krissy turned around, Rachel sped toward her and nailed the blonde with a
running boot to the face; the impact spinning Krissy like a top before she crumpled to the canvas.
Quickly, Rachel fell across her dazed opponent and waited for the official’s count.
ONE…
TWO…
Once again, Amber leapt into the ring; this time slamming a boot across the back of Rachel’s head
before exiting the ring. The move dislodged the Ice Queen and forced the continuation of the match.
NIKKI: Amber saved her partner once again. It really looks like this is going to be a short night for them.
PARIS: Like I said, Amber and Krissy are just sucking them in.
As Krissy started to crawl toward the corner where Amber screamed for the tag, a stunned Rachel
managed to grab Krissy’s boot to prevent the blonde’s progression. A second later, she had slid
backwards enough to reach out and tag Kat. The brunette raced into the ring, picked Krissy up off the
canvas and slammed her back down with a thunderous bodyslam.
Kat gave Krissy no break to recover as she yanked the blonde off the mat again, grabbed her by the
wrist and whipped her across the ring into the ropes. When the blonde rebounded, the Fire Fox waited
until the last second, bent down and flipped Krissy over her back and high into the air. The southern
belle crashed to the canvas with a loud boom courtesy of the back bodydrop.
The blonde was still stunned, but desperately tried to get to her feet. As she did, Kat raced forward and
crashed into her opponent with a wicked kneelift that snapped the blonde’s head back just before she
collapsed to the canvas once more. This time, Kat was on her like a shot. The Fire Fox rolled her foe
onto her back, crossed her legs and locked on THE KAT’S CLUTCH [modified cross leg STF]. Krissy
immediately began to wail her discomfort while the referee leaned in close to ask her if she wanted to
submit. The blonde’s initial reply was negative while Kat continued to apply the pressure.
NIKKI: This might be it. I don’t think that Krissy can last much longer in this hold.
PARIS: She won’t have to. Watch.
Before the referee could ask Krissy again if she wanted to continue, Amber raced into the ring and raked
the eyes of Kat; the maneuver forced the brunette to abandon her hold and crawl away blindly.
Immediately, the referee warned Amber about the blatant interference as the blonde exited the ring and
screamed at her partner for the tag. The respite allowed Krissy to crawl toward her corner where Amber
waited with her outstretched hand. A second later, the tag was made.
Amber rushed into the ring as Kat staggered to her feet by the ropes. The blonde charged forward,
intent on slamming into the Fire Fox with a clothesline. Instead, Kat ducked the intended blow and
flipped Amber over her back and over the top rope. Somehow, Amber landed on her feet on the ring
apron and grabbed the top rope to prevent herself from losing her balance. The blonde never saw
Rachel as she sped toward her on the ring apron and a second later, the Ice Queen slammed a boot into
the side of Amber’s head, sending her crashing to the arena floor.
The blonde was still struggling to stand when Kat tagged Rachel into the ring. The Ice Queen quickly
entered the ring and waited eagerly for Amber to climb back in. When the blonde finally climbed onto the
ring apron, Rachel rushed forward and flipped Amber over the top rope and back inside.
NIKKI: Team Blondage just can’t buy a break tonight.
PARIS: Why don’t you just shut up?
As Amber rubbed her posterior, Rachel yanked the blonde off the canvas, grabbed her by the wrist and
whipped her across the ring. When Amber rebounded, Rachel caught her, lifted her into the air and then
violently slammed her down with a thunderous Dominator slam that resounded throughout the arena as
the crowd ‘Oooh’d’ collectively and the blonde’s face contorted in agony.
Rachel quickly pressed her attack and rolled Amber onto her stomach. Placing her boots behind Amber’
s knees, the Ice Queen then grabbed her opponent’s arms, crossed them and pulled back. Abruptly,
Rachel sat down and pulled back so that her knees dug into Amber’s back, her finisher, THE
ICEBREAKER [sitting cross-armed backbreaker] locked in. Amber struggled against her opponent’s
grip, but to no avail as pain ricocheted up and down her spine while she struggled to stay conscious.
The referee leaned in close and asked Amber if she wanted to submit. Stubbornly, the blonde hissed out
a ‘no’ while futilely trying to free herself. Amber’s eyes had begun to flutter when Krissy raced into the
ring and slammed a boot into the back of Rachel’s head, forcing her to release Amber. Krissy quickly
exited the ring as the official shouted at her and Rachel crawled away from the still prone Amber.
NIKKI: That’s three times that Fire and Ice had the match won.
PARIS: Then why is the match still continuing?
NIKKI: Because Team Blondage is so good at cheating.
Rachel made it over to her corner and tagged Kat back in as Amber was just staggering to her feet. The
Fire Fox rushed into the ring and slammed into the back of the blonde’s head with a wicked clothesline
that nearly took Amber’s head off. Again, Amber struggled to stand while Kat hovered nearby. When the
blonde finally made it to her feet, Kat moved in, scooped her into her arms and delivered a thunderous
bodyslam that resounded throughout the arena.
Kat continued her assault as she yanked Amber to her feet by her hair. The Fire Fox then slammed a
knee into the stomach of the dazed blonde, doubling her over. Swiftly, Kat grabbed Amber around the
waist and flipped her into the air and onto her back with an over-the-shoulder backbreaker. The Fire Fox
suddenly began spinning around as she maintained her grip on Amber. Abruptly, the brunette stopped
in her tracks and slammed Amber to the canvas with her finisher, THE BACKDRAFT [spinning
backbreaker into a powerbomb]. Kat lay across her opponent as the referee dropped into position for
the count.
ONE…
TWO…
THR-
Yet again, Krissy jumped into the ring and dove across the back of Kat, breaking up the winning pin.
This time, the official followed Krissy as she exited the ring and got right into the face of the blonde,
shaking his finger as he admonished the rulebreaker.
NIKKI: How many times does that need to happen before the referee disqualifies Team Blondage?
PARIS: I think the referee is doing a fine job.
NIKKI: Do everybody a favor and don’t think.
PARIS: Don’t hate…appreciate.
Kat pressed her advantage and yanked Amber to her feet. As the brunette grabbed her opponent by
the wrist and attempted to whip her toward the ropes, Amber reversed the move. Kat bounced off the
ropes and steamrolled over her opponent with a thunderous shoulderblock that send the blonde
crashing to the canvas.
Nodding to herself, Kat headed for the ropes again as Amber struggled to stand. On instinct, Amber saw
Kat as she bounced off the ropes a second time and dropped to the canvas. Kat reacted by leaping
over the blonde and headed toward the opposite ropes. But just as the Fire Fox was about to bounce
off, Krissy pulled the top strand down just enough for Kat to flip over it and down to the arena floor.
NIKKI: Now there is something to be disqualified for.
PARIS: I saw nothing but that horrid Kat’s clumsiness.
Though she still favored her back, Amber exited the ring and began to put the boots to the stunned Kat.
As the referee’s count reached six, Amber grabbed a handful of Kat’s hair and her shorts and tossed the
brunette underneath the bottom rope and back into the ring; the blonde followed closely behind. Once
inside, Amber yanked Kat up and shoved her into the corner where Krissy waited.
Just as the official warned Team Blondage about double-teaming, Rachel rushed into the ring to aid her
partner. Instead, the move distracted the referee who began using all his strength to push Rachel back
to her corner. As he did, Krissy wrapped the tag rope around Kat’s throat, dropped to the arena floor
and pulled for all she was worth. Kat frantically clawed at the air as her eyes widened with panic; her air
supply violently cut off and the color began to drain from her face.
While Rachel continued to object, Amber used the opportunity to inflict even more pain on the Fire Fox.
The blonde grabbed Kat’s ankles, parted her legs and planted a thunderous kick into her crotch as the
crowd ‘Oooh’d’ in unison. Kat’s body began to shudder as her flailings abruptly ceased and her eyes
rolled back into her sockets. A second punt produced another series of tremblings for the strangling
brunette as the official finally rushed over to begin his count. At four, both Amber and Krissy stopped
their attacks and Kat collapsed to the canvas in the corner, curling into a fetal ball while hacking and
coughing and rubbing her wounded privates.
NIKKI: I cannot believe this. Team Blondage has mugged Kat and the referee does nothing? Incredible!
PARIS: Beautiful teamwork from Amber and Krissy.
Amber scooped Kat out of the corner, lifted her into the air and slammed her down with a stiff bodyslam.
Then, like a piston in action, Amber landed elbow smash after elbow smash onto the dazed brunette.
After the fourth elbow, Amber stood back to admire the writhing Fire Fox.
Amber hovered behind Kat as the brunette struggled to stand; her throat still burning from the abuse she
had suffered only moments before. Finally, the Fire Fox made it up to her feet. But Amber was waiting
for her and when Kat turned around, Amber nailed her with THE KICKSTAND [Superkick]. Kat dropped
to the canvas like a ton of bricks and Amber quickly covered her with the referee right on top of the
action.
ONE…
TWO…
Rachel leapt into the ring and landed a stomp to the back of Amber’s head, breaking up the pin and
forcing the match to continue.
PARIS: Now, the referee is slacking off. That was an immediate disqualification.
NIKKI: Haven’t Amber and Krissy been doing that the whole match?
PARIS: If so, I haven’t seen it.
Alertly, Amber rolled over to her corner and tagged Krissy. The blonde jumped through the ropes and as
a stunned Kat was rising, hit the Fire Fox with a scissors kick that sent the brunette back to the mat. With
her opponent prone on the canvas, Krissy measured her foe and then landed a devastating fist drop to
brunette’s forehead. A second fistdrop quickly followed and then a third one, the last one to Kat’s throat.
With Kat rolling on the canvas holding her throat and coughing, Krissy patiently waited for the brunette to
clear her head and rise. When she did, the blonde rushed forward, grabbed Kat around the throat, lifted
her into the air and then slammed her to the canvas with her finisher, THE CHOKEBOMB [sit-out
powerbomb]. Krissy then rolled on top of her opponent for the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
TH-
Once more, Rachel raced into the ring to save her partner from a wining pin as she grabbed Krissy by
the hair and violently tossed her off Kat.
PARIS: I wish somebody would knock the Ice Queen out. She is such a nuisance.
NIKKI: Much like another blonde I know.
Frustrated by the Ice Queen’s move, Krissy jumped to her feet and raced over to begin stomping away at
the prone Kat. The Fire Fox was given a momentary respite as the official backed Krissy away, warning
her over her excessive tactics. However, Krissy shocked the official as she grabbed him and gave his big
wet kiss. The tactic shocked the official so much he staggered backwards, blinking wildly. When Rachel
screamed her objections, the official turned toward her and admonished her needlessly.
But thanks to the distraction, Krissy yanked Kat to her feet, ran her toward the ropes and tossed the Fire
Fox over top rope and down to arena floor. With Kat lying prone on the arena floor, Krissy again
grabbed the referee and planted a big wet kiss on him. As she did, two figures leapt over the ringside
barricade and began stomping away at the dazed brunette. It was ‘The Butcher’ Andrulla Blanchette and
‘The Cossack’, Valentina Chepiga.
send a message to the Eliminators.
PARIS: Yeah, a message saying ‘we are your next victims’. Go Team Blondage.
DING!
Kat and Krissy started out for their respective teams while Amber and Rachel exited onto the ring apron.
Kat strode forward quickly for the lockup, but Krissy begged off, ducking between the nearby ropes while
screaming at the referee to keep the Fire Fox back. Finally, the blonde edged away from the ropes and
tentatively approached her opponent who was standing in the center of the ring with an exasperated look
on her face.
The two women locked up and slowly but surely, Kat proved her superior strength by forcing Krissy into
the ropes. Once there, the official called for a clean break but Kat responded with a loud, knife-edged
chop that Krissy yelped in pain from. A second chop followed and left Krissy staggering along the ropes
holding her tender chest. But before the blonde could escape, Kat grabbed her opponent and locked on
a side headlock as she dragged Krissy toward the center of the ring. A slick hip-toss later and Kat had
Krissy down on the canvas still locked in the headlock.
Slowly, Krissy forced Kat back to her feet and fired off a pair of stiff forearms into the brunette’s ribs.
With her opponent’s grip loosened, Krissy headed for the ropes. When she rebounded, Kat waited to
the last second before she dropped down and executed a picture perfect drop toehold. Once again, Kat
slid forward and locked another seated headlock on the frustrated blonde. This time, it was Kat who
dragged Krissy to her feet and then switched to a hammerlock on the fuming Krissy.
NIKKI: They had better be prepared for a long night. They are going up against Rachel West and Kat
Meyers also known as Fire and Ice.
PARIS: What a stupid name.
When Krissy tried to slam a back elbow into Kat’s face, the Fire Fox responded by switching to an arm
wringer which forced the blonde to her toes. As Krissy tried to angle her way toward her corner to make
a tag, Kat pulled her opponent away and launched a kick into the blonde’s stomach doubling her over.
The Fire Fox quickly pulled Krissy into a front facelock and with a handful of her opponent’s outfit,
hoisted the blonde into the air. Demonstrating her strength, Kat held Krissy upside down for nearly ten
seconds before she dropped down and completed the hesitation suplex.
Krissy was still holding her back when Kat yanked her to her feet and laced into her with a stiff forearm
smash. Dazed, the blonde could do nothing as the Fire Fox lifted her into the air onto her shoulders.
The brunette slowly backed into the neutral corner before she ran forward and planted Krissy into the
mat with a thunderous powerslam. The referee was right in position as Kat crawled on top of the blonde
for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
Just before the official could end the match, Amber raced into the ring and pulled Kat off Krissy. The
blonde then headed back to her corner as the referee warned her about illegally interfering again.
NIKKI: I think Kat had the match won just now. Amber is only delaying the inevitable.
PARIS: Are you on drugs? Team Blondage is just toying with those bimbos.
With Krissy still dazed, Kat grabbed the blonde by the wrist and pulled her toward the corner where
Rachel awaited the tag. As Kat held Krissy from behind, Rachel entered the ring and slammed a vicious
right hand into the blonde’s ribs. As the official ushered Kat from the ring, Rachel landed another stiff
right which sent Krissy staggering along the ropes toward the neutral corner.
The Ice Queen pressed her attack as she shoved Krissy into the corner and slammed kneelift after
kneelift into the blonde’s mid-section. As the referee called for Rachel to back away, the Ice Queen
turned away from her dazed prey as if to comply. Abruptly, Rachel slammed a vicious elbow driver into
Krissy’s jaw in the corner. A second and third elbow driver followed and left Krissy slumping in the
corner, held up only by the ropes.
Rachel continued her attack as she placed a boot across the throat of her opponent while holding onto
the top rope for leverage. Krissy frantically tore at the Ice Queen’s boot as the standing boot choke
robbed her of her oxygen. At the count of four, Rachel relented and Krissy staggered from the corner,
hacking and coughing. As Krissy turned around, Rachel sped toward her and nailed the blonde with a
running boot to the face; the impact spinning Krissy like a top before she crumpled to the canvas.
Quickly, Rachel fell across her dazed opponent and waited for the official’s count.
ONE…
TWO…
Once again, Amber leapt into the ring; this time slamming a boot across the back of Rachel’s head
before exiting the ring. The move dislodged the Ice Queen and forced the continuation of the match.
NIKKI: Amber saved her partner once again. It really looks like this is going to be a short night for them.
PARIS: Like I said, Amber and Krissy are just sucking them in.
As Krissy started to crawl toward the corner where Amber screamed for the tag, a stunned Rachel
managed to grab Krissy’s boot to prevent the blonde’s progression. A second later, she had slid
backwards enough to reach out and tag Kat. The brunette raced into the ring, picked Krissy up off the
canvas and slammed her back down with a thunderous bodyslam.
Kat gave Krissy no break to recover as she yanked the blonde off the mat again, grabbed her by the
wrist and whipped her across the ring into the ropes. When the blonde rebounded, the Fire Fox waited
until the last second, bent down and flipped Krissy over her back and high into the air. The southern
belle crashed to the canvas with a loud boom courtesy of the back bodydrop.
The blonde was still stunned, but desperately tried to get to her feet. As she did, Kat raced forward and
crashed into her opponent with a wicked kneelift that snapped the blonde’s head back just before she
collapsed to the canvas once more. This time, Kat was on her like a shot. The Fire Fox rolled her foe
onto her back, crossed her legs and locked on THE KAT’S CLUTCH [modified cross leg STF]. Krissy
immediately began to wail her discomfort while the referee leaned in close to ask her if she wanted to
submit. The blonde’s initial reply was negative while Kat continued to apply the pressure.
NIKKI: This might be it. I don’t think that Krissy can last much longer in this hold.
PARIS: She won’t have to. Watch.
Before the referee could ask Krissy again if she wanted to continue, Amber raced into the ring and raked
the eyes of Kat; the maneuver forced the brunette to abandon her hold and crawl away blindly.
Immediately, the referee warned Amber about the blatant interference as the blonde exited the ring and
screamed at her partner for the tag. The respite allowed Krissy to crawl toward her corner where Amber
waited with her outstretched hand. A second later, the tag was made.
Amber rushed into the ring as Kat staggered to her feet by the ropes. The blonde charged forward,
intent on slamming into the Fire Fox with a clothesline. Instead, Kat ducked the intended blow and
flipped Amber over her back and over the top rope. Somehow, Amber landed on her feet on the ring
apron and grabbed the top rope to prevent herself from losing her balance. The blonde never saw
Rachel as she sped toward her on the ring apron and a second later, the Ice Queen slammed a boot into
the side of Amber’s head, sending her crashing to the arena floor.
The blonde was still struggling to stand when Kat tagged Rachel into the ring. The Ice Queen quickly
entered the ring and waited eagerly for Amber to climb back in. When the blonde finally climbed onto the
ring apron, Rachel rushed forward and flipped Amber over the top rope and back inside.
NIKKI: Team Blondage just can’t buy a break tonight.
PARIS: Why don’t you just shut up?
As Amber rubbed her posterior, Rachel yanked the blonde off the canvas, grabbed her by the wrist and
whipped her across the ring. When Amber rebounded, Rachel caught her, lifted her into the air and then
violently slammed her down with a thunderous Dominator slam that resounded throughout the arena as
the crowd ‘Oooh’d’ collectively and the blonde’s face contorted in agony.
Rachel quickly pressed her attack and rolled Amber onto her stomach. Placing her boots behind Amber’
s knees, the Ice Queen then grabbed her opponent’s arms, crossed them and pulled back. Abruptly,
Rachel sat down and pulled back so that her knees dug into Amber’s back, her finisher, THE
ICEBREAKER [sitting cross-armed backbreaker] locked in. Amber struggled against her opponent’s
grip, but to no avail as pain ricocheted up and down her spine while she struggled to stay conscious.
The referee leaned in close and asked Amber if she wanted to submit. Stubbornly, the blonde hissed out
a ‘no’ while futilely trying to free herself. Amber’s eyes had begun to flutter when Krissy raced into the
ring and slammed a boot into the back of Rachel’s head, forcing her to release Amber. Krissy quickly
exited the ring as the official shouted at her and Rachel crawled away from the still prone Amber.
NIKKI: That’s three times that Fire and Ice had the match won.
PARIS: Then why is the match still continuing?
NIKKI: Because Team Blondage is so good at cheating.
Rachel made it over to her corner and tagged Kat back in as Amber was just staggering to her feet. The
Fire Fox rushed into the ring and slammed into the back of the blonde’s head with a wicked clothesline
that nearly took Amber’s head off. Again, Amber struggled to stand while Kat hovered nearby. When the
blonde finally made it to her feet, Kat moved in, scooped her into her arms and delivered a thunderous
bodyslam that resounded throughout the arena.
Kat continued her assault as she yanked Amber to her feet by her hair. The Fire Fox then slammed a
knee into the stomach of the dazed blonde, doubling her over. Swiftly, Kat grabbed Amber around the
waist and flipped her into the air and onto her back with an over-the-shoulder backbreaker. The Fire Fox
suddenly began spinning around as she maintained her grip on Amber. Abruptly, the brunette stopped
in her tracks and slammed Amber to the canvas with her finisher, THE BACKDRAFT [spinning
backbreaker into a powerbomb]. Kat lay across her opponent as the referee dropped into position for
the count.
ONE…
TWO…
THR-
Yet again, Krissy jumped into the ring and dove across the back of Kat, breaking up the winning pin.
This time, the official followed Krissy as she exited the ring and got right into the face of the blonde,
shaking his finger as he admonished the rulebreaker.
NIKKI: How many times does that need to happen before the referee disqualifies Team Blondage?
PARIS: I think the referee is doing a fine job.
NIKKI: Do everybody a favor and don’t think.
PARIS: Don’t hate…appreciate.
Kat pressed her advantage and yanked Amber to her feet. As the brunette grabbed her opponent by
the wrist and attempted to whip her toward the ropes, Amber reversed the move. Kat bounced off the
ropes and steamrolled over her opponent with a thunderous shoulderblock that send the blonde
crashing to the canvas.
Nodding to herself, Kat headed for the ropes again as Amber struggled to stand. On instinct, Amber saw
Kat as she bounced off the ropes a second time and dropped to the canvas. Kat reacted by leaping
over the blonde and headed toward the opposite ropes. But just as the Fire Fox was about to bounce
off, Krissy pulled the top strand down just enough for Kat to flip over it and down to the arena floor.
NIKKI: Now there is something to be disqualified for.
PARIS: I saw nothing but that horrid Kat’s clumsiness.
Though she still favored her back, Amber exited the ring and began to put the boots to the stunned Kat.
As the referee’s count reached six, Amber grabbed a handful of Kat’s hair and her shorts and tossed the
brunette underneath the bottom rope and back into the ring; the blonde followed closely behind. Once
inside, Amber yanked Kat up and shoved her into the corner where Krissy waited.
Just as the official warned Team Blondage about double-teaming, Rachel rushed into the ring to aid her
partner. Instead, the move distracted the referee who began using all his strength to push Rachel back
to her corner. As he did, Krissy wrapped the tag rope around Kat’s throat, dropped to the arena floor
and pulled for all she was worth. Kat frantically clawed at the air as her eyes widened with panic; her air
supply violently cut off and the color began to drain from her face.
While Rachel continued to object, Amber used the opportunity to inflict even more pain on the Fire Fox.
The blonde grabbed Kat’s ankles, parted her legs and planted a thunderous kick into her crotch as the
crowd ‘Oooh’d’ in unison. Kat’s body began to shudder as her flailings abruptly ceased and her eyes
rolled back into her sockets. A second punt produced another series of tremblings for the strangling
brunette as the official finally rushed over to begin his count. At four, both Amber and Krissy stopped
their attacks and Kat collapsed to the canvas in the corner, curling into a fetal ball while hacking and
coughing and rubbing her wounded privates.
NIKKI: I cannot believe this. Team Blondage has mugged Kat and the referee does nothing? Incredible!
PARIS: Beautiful teamwork from Amber and Krissy.
Amber scooped Kat out of the corner, lifted her into the air and slammed her down with a stiff bodyslam.
Then, like a piston in action, Amber landed elbow smash after elbow smash onto the dazed brunette.
After the fourth elbow, Amber stood back to admire the writhing Fire Fox.
Amber hovered behind Kat as the brunette struggled to stand; her throat still burning from the abuse she
had suffered only moments before. Finally, the Fire Fox made it up to her feet. But Amber was waiting
for her and when Kat turned around, Amber nailed her with THE KICKSTAND [Superkick]. Kat dropped
to the canvas like a ton of bricks and Amber quickly covered her with the referee right on top of the
action.
ONE…
TWO…
Rachel leapt into the ring and landed a stomp to the back of Amber’s head, breaking up the pin and
forcing the match to continue.
PARIS: Now, the referee is slacking off. That was an immediate disqualification.
NIKKI: Haven’t Amber and Krissy been doing that the whole match?
PARIS: If so, I haven’t seen it.
Alertly, Amber rolled over to her corner and tagged Krissy. The blonde jumped through the ropes and as
a stunned Kat was rising, hit the Fire Fox with a scissors kick that sent the brunette back to the mat. With
her opponent prone on the canvas, Krissy measured her foe and then landed a devastating fist drop to
brunette’s forehead. A second fistdrop quickly followed and then a third one, the last one to Kat’s throat.
With Kat rolling on the canvas holding her throat and coughing, Krissy patiently waited for the brunette to
clear her head and rise. When she did, the blonde rushed forward, grabbed Kat around the throat, lifted
her into the air and then slammed her to the canvas with her finisher, THE CHOKEBOMB [sit-out
powerbomb]. Krissy then rolled on top of her opponent for the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
TH-
Once more, Rachel raced into the ring to save her partner from a wining pin as she grabbed Krissy by
the hair and violently tossed her off Kat.
PARIS: I wish somebody would knock the Ice Queen out. She is such a nuisance.
NIKKI: Much like another blonde I know.
Frustrated by the Ice Queen’s move, Krissy jumped to her feet and raced over to begin stomping away at
the prone Kat. The Fire Fox was given a momentary respite as the official backed Krissy away, warning
her over her excessive tactics. However, Krissy shocked the official as she grabbed him and gave his big
wet kiss. The tactic shocked the official so much he staggered backwards, blinking wildly. When Rachel
screamed her objections, the official turned toward her and admonished her needlessly.
But thanks to the distraction, Krissy yanked Kat to her feet, ran her toward the ropes and tossed the Fire
Fox over top rope and down to arena floor. With Kat lying prone on the arena floor, Krissy again
grabbed the referee and planted a big wet kiss on him. As she did, two figures leapt over the ringside
barricade and began stomping away at the dazed brunette. It was ‘The Butcher’ Andrulla Blanchette and
‘The Cossack’, Valentina Chepiga.
NIKKI: Oh my God! What are the tag-team champions doing out here?
PARIS: Looks like they are dealing with the traitorous Fire and Ice.
As Team Blondage continued to divert the official’s attention inside the ring, Rachel saw her partner
being attacked and took action. Racing along the ring apron, the Ice Queen dove through the air intent
on slamming into Valentina. Instead, the Cossack turned around just in time to catch the blonde and fall
backwards, slamming Rachel face-first across the ringside barricade with a sick-looking stun gun
maneuver. The Ice Queen bounced up onto the tips of her boots while holding her face in her hands,
staggered away a few steps and then collapsed onto the thinly-padded arena floor.
Andrulla, who had been grinding her boot into the throat of the Fire Fox, directed her partner to continue
the attack on Kat while she headed toward the downed Ice Queen. Andrulla worked swiftly as she pulled
back the mat covering the arena floor next to where Rachel lay before she grabbed the Ice Queen. As
the Butcher pulled Rachel up, blood streamed from the blonde’s nose and mouth as a vacant, dazed look
remained on the Amazon’s face. Andrulla quickly booted the blonde in the stomach, doubling her over.
The redhead then scooped Rachel into the air, held her in an inverted bearhug, the leapt into the air
before driving Rachel’s skull into the exposed arena floor with her finisher, THE LAST RITES [leaping
Tombstone piledriver]. As Rachel collapsed onto the cement floor twitching wildly, two figures raced
down the ramp toward the action. It was Trish Stratus and Lisa Marie Varon..
PARIS: Looks like they are dealing with the traitorous Fire and Ice.
As Team Blondage continued to divert the official’s attention inside the ring, Rachel saw her partner
being attacked and took action. Racing along the ring apron, the Ice Queen dove through the air intent
on slamming into Valentina. Instead, the Cossack turned around just in time to catch the blonde and fall
backwards, slamming Rachel face-first across the ringside barricade with a sick-looking stun gun
maneuver. The Ice Queen bounced up onto the tips of her boots while holding her face in her hands,
staggered away a few steps and then collapsed onto the thinly-padded arena floor.
Andrulla, who had been grinding her boot into the throat of the Fire Fox, directed her partner to continue
the attack on Kat while she headed toward the downed Ice Queen. Andrulla worked swiftly as she pulled
back the mat covering the arena floor next to where Rachel lay before she grabbed the Ice Queen. As
the Butcher pulled Rachel up, blood streamed from the blonde’s nose and mouth as a vacant, dazed look
remained on the Amazon’s face. Andrulla quickly booted the blonde in the stomach, doubling her over.
The redhead then scooped Rachel into the air, held her in an inverted bearhug, the leapt into the air
before driving Rachel’s skull into the exposed arena floor with her finisher, THE LAST RITES [leaping
Tombstone piledriver]. As Rachel collapsed onto the cement floor twitching wildly, two figures raced
down the ramp toward the action. It was Trish Stratus and Lisa Marie Varon..
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The tag-team champions abandoned their attack and deftly leapt over the ringside barricade and back
into the crowd while Trish and Lisa Marie checked on Rachel. When Lisa Marie went to check on the
downed Kat, Amber O’Neal exited the ring and jumped between the two brunettes. When Lisa Marie tried
to shove Amber aside, the Carolinas native pushed the brunette away. Enraged, Lisa Marie was about
to attack the blonde when the official interceded and warned the brunette that he would disqualify Fire
and Ice if she laid a finger on either member of Team Blondage. Seething, Lisa Marie clutched at her
hair as she could do nothing save for shout an encouraging word at the still dazed Kat before she
headed back to check on Rachel.
With the smile of a Cheshire cat, Amber pulled the stunned Kat up and rolled her back into the ring
where Krissy was waiting. Krissy waited until Amber had re-entered the ring before hauling the dazed Kat
to her feet. As the referee began to count, Amber and Krissy stood on either side of Kat, took firm hold
of their victim and then drover her face-first into the mat with their finisher, THE BLONDE EXPERIENCE
[dual side modified facebuster]. Kat twitched momentarily before Krissy rolled her over and lay across
the brunette for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
ANNOUNCER: Your winners….Amber O’Neal…Krissy Vaine…..Team Blondage!
Before the referee could even raise the hands of Team Blondage, Lisa Marie rolled into the ring to
prevent any further abuse to Kat. Slowly, the brunette helped Kat from the ring while Team Blondage
hugged and celebrated their dubious victory. As the medical personnel rolled the immobilized Rachel up
the ramp, Trish and Lisa Marie supported the dazed Kat and helped her up the ramp as the hush that
had fell over the crowd returned.
PARIS: Tonight is turning out pretty nicely.
NIKKI: You are a ghoul. Rachel might be severely injured. Her career may have been ended.
PARIS: Then we won’t have to look at her hideous face anymore.
NIKKI: You are …….Aarrrgh!!!
PARIS: Well put. Let’s get ready for our next match.
into the crowd while Trish and Lisa Marie checked on Rachel. When Lisa Marie went to check on the
downed Kat, Amber O’Neal exited the ring and jumped between the two brunettes. When Lisa Marie tried
to shove Amber aside, the Carolinas native pushed the brunette away. Enraged, Lisa Marie was about
to attack the blonde when the official interceded and warned the brunette that he would disqualify Fire
and Ice if she laid a finger on either member of Team Blondage. Seething, Lisa Marie clutched at her
hair as she could do nothing save for shout an encouraging word at the still dazed Kat before she
headed back to check on Rachel.
With the smile of a Cheshire cat, Amber pulled the stunned Kat up and rolled her back into the ring
where Krissy was waiting. Krissy waited until Amber had re-entered the ring before hauling the dazed Kat
to her feet. As the referee began to count, Amber and Krissy stood on either side of Kat, took firm hold
of their victim and then drover her face-first into the mat with their finisher, THE BLONDE EXPERIENCE
[dual side modified facebuster]. Kat twitched momentarily before Krissy rolled her over and lay across
the brunette for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
ANNOUNCER: Your winners….Amber O’Neal…Krissy Vaine…..Team Blondage!
Before the referee could even raise the hands of Team Blondage, Lisa Marie rolled into the ring to
prevent any further abuse to Kat. Slowly, the brunette helped Kat from the ring while Team Blondage
hugged and celebrated their dubious victory. As the medical personnel rolled the immobilized Rachel up
the ramp, Trish and Lisa Marie supported the dazed Kat and helped her up the ramp as the hush that
had fell over the crowd returned.
PARIS: Tonight is turning out pretty nicely.
NIKKI: You are a ghoul. Rachel might be severely injured. Her career may have been ended.
PARIS: Then we won’t have to look at her hideous face anymore.
NIKKI: You are …….Aarrrgh!!!
PARIS: Well put. Let’s get ready for our next match.
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