JAIME: Time for our last match of the first half of the show, Dawn.
DAWN: Yes, and I cannot wait to see what the champions, the Eliminators, do to those cowards, Fire and
Ice.
JAIME: I think we may have the champions backstage with Mila Kunis. Mila, take it away.
MILA: Thanks Jaime. I’m here with the world tag team champions, Andrulla Blanchette and Valentina
Chepiga. Ladies, tonight you are facing two former stablemates of yours. Kat Meyers and Rachel West.
Any comments?
ANDRULLA: Yes, Kat……Rachel……you should have never betrayed us. What we did to you on the
Danger Zone was only a fraction of what we are going to do to you tonight. Be prepared to bleed……..
and suffer.
VALENTINA: Yes, you spit on our friendship. Now, we are going to spit on your corpses.
MILA: Whoa! Very harsh words Valentina.
VALENTINA (smiling): You are very pretty girl. Also fellow Ukrainian. Only reason I don’t cave your
pretty face in.
MILA: But Valentina, what about what Fire and Ice-
VALENTINA: Be smart. Don’t push it.
MILA: Uhhh….OK. Back to you Jaime.
JAIME: I think Mila just dodged a bullet there.
DAWN: Too bad….I was hoping to see what she looked like with a smashed-in face.
JAIME: You are too much Dawn. Let’s send it up to the ring announcer.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, hailing from London, England and Karkov, Ukraine respectively,
they weigh a combined two hundred eighty-four pounds, they are your A.F.W. World Tag Team
Champions, here is Andrulla “The Butcher” Blanchette and Valentina “The Cossack”
Chepiga…collectively known as The Eliminators!!!
The duo emerged on the stage to a healthy chorus of jeers and insults while wearing their familiar outfits:
hideous looking metallic masks and full length black leather dusters. Andrulla held her trusty sickle and
steel chain while Valentina toted her familiar sledgehammer. Slowly, the duo strode down the ramp,
ignoring the vile reception from the crowd until they finally reached the ring.
After the two sadists entered, the masks and dusters came off to reveal Andrulla dressed in a dark, blue
leather halter top with matching skin-tight shorts, kneepads and knee-hi wrestling boots while Valentina
chose a pale blue triangle top, matching workout shorts, kneepads and wrestling boots. The heels put
their weapons in their corner and then listened as Courtney Love gave them instructions for the bout.
JAIME: With Courtney as the referee, this does not bode well for Fire & Ice.
DAWN: Hey, they chose to turn their backs on the House of Pain. Now, they have to pay the price.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, from Seattle, Washington and Vancouver, British Columbia,
they weigh a combined two hundred ninety-two pounds, here is Kat Meyers and Rachel West…..
collectively known as Fire and Ice!!!
The duo’s entrance music by Pat Benatar blared across the arena speakers but nobody appeared on
the stage. After nearly a minute, the music finally died down and still no Kat and no Rachel. With sneers
written across their faces, Andrulla and Valentina shook their heads in disgust and frustration. Finally,
Andrulla stepped forward, yanked the microphone from the ring announcer's hand and spoke.
DAWN: Yes, and I cannot wait to see what the champions, the Eliminators, do to those cowards, Fire and
Ice.
JAIME: I think we may have the champions backstage with Mila Kunis. Mila, take it away.
MILA: Thanks Jaime. I’m here with the world tag team champions, Andrulla Blanchette and Valentina
Chepiga. Ladies, tonight you are facing two former stablemates of yours. Kat Meyers and Rachel West.
Any comments?
ANDRULLA: Yes, Kat……Rachel……you should have never betrayed us. What we did to you on the
Danger Zone was only a fraction of what we are going to do to you tonight. Be prepared to bleed……..
and suffer.
VALENTINA: Yes, you spit on our friendship. Now, we are going to spit on your corpses.
MILA: Whoa! Very harsh words Valentina.
VALENTINA (smiling): You are very pretty girl. Also fellow Ukrainian. Only reason I don’t cave your
pretty face in.
MILA: But Valentina, what about what Fire and Ice-
VALENTINA: Be smart. Don’t push it.
MILA: Uhhh….OK. Back to you Jaime.
JAIME: I think Mila just dodged a bullet there.
DAWN: Too bad….I was hoping to see what she looked like with a smashed-in face.
JAIME: You are too much Dawn. Let’s send it up to the ring announcer.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, hailing from London, England and Karkov, Ukraine respectively,
they weigh a combined two hundred eighty-four pounds, they are your A.F.W. World Tag Team
Champions, here is Andrulla “The Butcher” Blanchette and Valentina “The Cossack”
Chepiga…collectively known as The Eliminators!!!
The duo emerged on the stage to a healthy chorus of jeers and insults while wearing their familiar outfits:
hideous looking metallic masks and full length black leather dusters. Andrulla held her trusty sickle and
steel chain while Valentina toted her familiar sledgehammer. Slowly, the duo strode down the ramp,
ignoring the vile reception from the crowd until they finally reached the ring.
After the two sadists entered, the masks and dusters came off to reveal Andrulla dressed in a dark, blue
leather halter top with matching skin-tight shorts, kneepads and knee-hi wrestling boots while Valentina
chose a pale blue triangle top, matching workout shorts, kneepads and wrestling boots. The heels put
their weapons in their corner and then listened as Courtney Love gave them instructions for the bout.
JAIME: With Courtney as the referee, this does not bode well for Fire & Ice.
DAWN: Hey, they chose to turn their backs on the House of Pain. Now, they have to pay the price.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, from Seattle, Washington and Vancouver, British Columbia,
they weigh a combined two hundred ninety-two pounds, here is Kat Meyers and Rachel West…..
collectively known as Fire and Ice!!!
The duo’s entrance music by Pat Benatar blared across the arena speakers but nobody appeared on
the stage. After nearly a minute, the music finally died down and still no Kat and no Rachel. With sneers
written across their faces, Andrulla and Valentina shook their heads in disgust and frustration. Finally,
Andrulla stepped forward, yanked the microphone from the ring announcer's hand and spoke.
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DAWN: Can’t we just lose her? She annoys the hell out of me.
JAIME: You’re talking yourself into unemployment.
MIA: I apologize to the champs and the fans here, but Rachel and Kat are not here. They had a
connecting flight that was grounded, so they will not be able to challenge for the titles tonight. But since
we were supposed to have a tag team title match, I need to ask the champions if they are willing to take
on any team in the back?
Andrulla looked at Valentina incredulously and then began to shake her head. Finally, the Butcher
spoke.
ANDRULLA: You expect us to blindly defend these belts against just anybody? You have definitely
taken too many hits to the head St. John. Let me offer you something else. We will give any team in the
back an opportunity. They can wrestle us tonight in a non-title match and if they can beat us, then we’ll
give that team a title shot at the coming pay-per-view.
MIA: Hmmmmm, that sounds like a fair idea. Let me go in the back and see who wants this golden
opportunity.
JAIME: Too bad about Fire and Ice, but this could get very interesting very quickly.
DAWN: Not a chance. Nobody in the back has a chance against Andrulla and Valentina.
Mia headed backstage while the champions paced about the ring. Finally, the arena spearkers began to
fire up with some unfamiliar music. The Eliminators turned toward the stage and began to fidget in
anticipation. However, thirty seconds later, there was no sign of anybody. Suddenly, two hooded figures
jumped out of the crowd and over the ringside barricade on the side of the ring behind the champions.
The interlopers each carried weapons and silently slid into the ring behind the still unaware champions.
The two women nodded to each other and then pulled down their hoodies to reveal Vivianna Requena
and Milamar Flores aka LATIN, SEXY AND DANGEROUS [LSD].
JAIME: You’re talking yourself into unemployment.
MIA: I apologize to the champs and the fans here, but Rachel and Kat are not here. They had a
connecting flight that was grounded, so they will not be able to challenge for the titles tonight. But since
we were supposed to have a tag team title match, I need to ask the champions if they are willing to take
on any team in the back?
Andrulla looked at Valentina incredulously and then began to shake her head. Finally, the Butcher
spoke.
ANDRULLA: You expect us to blindly defend these belts against just anybody? You have definitely
taken too many hits to the head St. John. Let me offer you something else. We will give any team in the
back an opportunity. They can wrestle us tonight in a non-title match and if they can beat us, then we’ll
give that team a title shot at the coming pay-per-view.
MIA: Hmmmmm, that sounds like a fair idea. Let me go in the back and see who wants this golden
opportunity.
JAIME: Too bad about Fire and Ice, but this could get very interesting very quickly.
DAWN: Not a chance. Nobody in the back has a chance against Andrulla and Valentina.
Mia headed backstage while the champions paced about the ring. Finally, the arena spearkers began to
fire up with some unfamiliar music. The Eliminators turned toward the stage and began to fidget in
anticipation. However, thirty seconds later, there was no sign of anybody. Suddenly, two hooded figures
jumped out of the crowd and over the ringside barricade on the side of the ring behind the champions.
The interlopers each carried weapons and silently slid into the ring behind the still unaware champions.
The two women nodded to each other and then pulled down their hoodies to reveal Vivianna Requena
and Milamar Flores aka LATIN, SEXY AND DANGEROUS [LSD].
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DAWN: NOOO!!!!!! Security!!!!!
Vivianna brandished a long nightstick while Milamar opted for a kendo stick and as Andrulla and
Valentina turned around, the Latinas rushed forward and slammed the weapons over the heads of the
heels. Milamar quickly went into martial arts mode and began hitting Valentina all over her body with the
kendo stick while Vivianna showed her expertise with the nightstick by jabbing the weapon into Andrulla’s
ribs three times before spinning around and nailing the red-haired powerhouse across the side of her
head; the blow sending the Butcher flying through the ropes and down to the arena floor.
Meanwhile, Milamar had dropped the Cossack to her knees with the kendo stick. The Exotic Vixen then
measured the blonde before she slammed a thunderous blow across Valentina’s head; the blow caused
the juggernaut to pitch forward and fall face first onto the canvas. When the blonde started to rise up off
the canvas, a stream of blood cascaded onto the mat, forming a puddle of crimson. Milamar however,
was unrelenting and began tattooing her victim’s back with the bamboo stick. With each strike, the
blonde managed to suppress a full scream but emitted a sickening half-yelp, half-screech that had some
in the audience turn away when red welts began to cover the Cossack’s back.
JAIME: Oh My God! Vivianna and Milamar have returned and they are destroying the Eliminators.
DAWN: Where the hell is the rest of the House of Pain? Somebody needs to come out here and
pulverize these two skanks.
While Milamar was dismantling Valentina inside the ring, Vivianna had exited the ring to continue her
attack on Andrulla. With a sneer on her face, the Latin Bomb twirled the nightstick repeatedly before she
drove the end of the weapon into Andrulla’s solar plexus; the impact stopping The Butcher in her tracks.
The redhead teetered on shaky legs while she struggled to breath and Vivianna measured her for
another strike. This time, the nightstick nailed The Butcher right in the middle of her forehead at the
hairline. Like a giant redwood, Andrulla pitched forward and crashed onto the thinly padded arena floor.
When Andrulla tried to raise up, blood streamed down her face and onto her arms and the arena floor.
Shaking her head no, Vivianna nudged the dazed redhead onto her back, dropped onto Andrulla’s chest,
pinning the heel’s arms at her side and began driving the end of the nightstick into The Butcher’s head,
opening the wound up further. Finally, after a half-dozen strikes, Vivianna got up off her prey and smiled
as she looked down at the crimson covered redhead.
DAWN: You see what it takes to put Andrulla down? You better enjoy it Vivianna because the next time,
you’re going to be the one bleeding.
JAIME: Payback is a bitch, isn’t it?
Back inside the ring, Milamar had finally tired of whipping Valentina with the kendo stick and had dropped
the weapon. When the Cossack finally struggled to stand, Milamar bounced off the ropes and sped
toward the blonde powerhouse. At the last second, the Exotic Vixen leapt into the air and nailed
Valentina with a Shining Wizard Kick that sent the Ukrainian juggernaut crashing back to the canvas.
Milamar then quickly jumped out of the ring and pulled up the ring apron. The Latina reached
underneath the ring and pulled out a steel chair and then rolled back inside the ring with the weapon in
tow. As Valentina struggled to stay conscious, Milamar grabbed the blonde by the wrist and dragged her
into the corner. The Exotic Vixen placed The Cossack against the bottom turnbuckle and then placed
the steel chair against the blonde’s chest and face.
Milamar quickly rushed to the corner opposite where Valentina lay and quickly climbed to the top
turnbuckle. The Latina balanced herself on her perch before she slid a few inches to her right. Milamar
tensed for a second before pushed off the ropes and flew through the air. A second later, the Exotic
Vixen had slammed into the metal chair with her maneuver, COAST-TO-COAST [corner-to-corner
springboard dropkick]; the impact driving the steel into Valentina’s face and chest.
JAIME: Holy Shit! Milamar just killed Valentina.
DAWN: I can’t watch any more of this.
As Valentina was spasming wildly inside the ring, Vivianna was setting up to deliver the coup-de-grace to
the bloodied Andrulla. The Latin Bomb leapt over the ringside barricade into the crowd, shoved a fan off
their seat and folded up the metal chair. After she returned to the ringside area, Vivianna waited for the
dazed Andrulla to try to stand and then slammed the metal chair over The Butcher’s head, sending her
crashing back to the arena floor.
The Latin Bomb then dropped the chair and continued her attack on Andrulla with a few well placed
stomps. As she yanked the dazed and bloodied redhead up, Vivianna locked on a double underhook
armlock before she lifted The Butcher into the air. The Latin Bomb displayed her strength as she
backpedalled a couple steps before she dropped straight down and drove Andrulla’s skull into the steel
chair with her finisher, THE BORIQUA BLAST [double underhook brainbuster suplex]. The Butcher
spasmed briefly before she lay still, blood still streaming from her wounds.
JAIME: Now Vivianna has killed Andrulla! They’re dropping like flies out here.
DAWN: Well, its easy when you ambush the champions with weapons. Where is the fairness in that?
JAIME: Fairness? Was it fair what the Eliminators did to Vivianna and Milamar over a year ago?
Just then, a pair of figures emerged from backstage and rushed down toward the ring. It was Christine
Roth and Sarah Dunlap.
Vivianna brandished a long nightstick while Milamar opted for a kendo stick and as Andrulla and
Valentina turned around, the Latinas rushed forward and slammed the weapons over the heads of the
heels. Milamar quickly went into martial arts mode and began hitting Valentina all over her body with the
kendo stick while Vivianna showed her expertise with the nightstick by jabbing the weapon into Andrulla’s
ribs three times before spinning around and nailing the red-haired powerhouse across the side of her
head; the blow sending the Butcher flying through the ropes and down to the arena floor.
Meanwhile, Milamar had dropped the Cossack to her knees with the kendo stick. The Exotic Vixen then
measured the blonde before she slammed a thunderous blow across Valentina’s head; the blow caused
the juggernaut to pitch forward and fall face first onto the canvas. When the blonde started to rise up off
the canvas, a stream of blood cascaded onto the mat, forming a puddle of crimson. Milamar however,
was unrelenting and began tattooing her victim’s back with the bamboo stick. With each strike, the
blonde managed to suppress a full scream but emitted a sickening half-yelp, half-screech that had some
in the audience turn away when red welts began to cover the Cossack’s back.
JAIME: Oh My God! Vivianna and Milamar have returned and they are destroying the Eliminators.
DAWN: Where the hell is the rest of the House of Pain? Somebody needs to come out here and
pulverize these two skanks.
While Milamar was dismantling Valentina inside the ring, Vivianna had exited the ring to continue her
attack on Andrulla. With a sneer on her face, the Latin Bomb twirled the nightstick repeatedly before she
drove the end of the weapon into Andrulla’s solar plexus; the impact stopping The Butcher in her tracks.
The redhead teetered on shaky legs while she struggled to breath and Vivianna measured her for
another strike. This time, the nightstick nailed The Butcher right in the middle of her forehead at the
hairline. Like a giant redwood, Andrulla pitched forward and crashed onto the thinly padded arena floor.
When Andrulla tried to raise up, blood streamed down her face and onto her arms and the arena floor.
Shaking her head no, Vivianna nudged the dazed redhead onto her back, dropped onto Andrulla’s chest,
pinning the heel’s arms at her side and began driving the end of the nightstick into The Butcher’s head,
opening the wound up further. Finally, after a half-dozen strikes, Vivianna got up off her prey and smiled
as she looked down at the crimson covered redhead.
DAWN: You see what it takes to put Andrulla down? You better enjoy it Vivianna because the next time,
you’re going to be the one bleeding.
JAIME: Payback is a bitch, isn’t it?
Back inside the ring, Milamar had finally tired of whipping Valentina with the kendo stick and had dropped
the weapon. When the Cossack finally struggled to stand, Milamar bounced off the ropes and sped
toward the blonde powerhouse. At the last second, the Exotic Vixen leapt into the air and nailed
Valentina with a Shining Wizard Kick that sent the Ukrainian juggernaut crashing back to the canvas.
Milamar then quickly jumped out of the ring and pulled up the ring apron. The Latina reached
underneath the ring and pulled out a steel chair and then rolled back inside the ring with the weapon in
tow. As Valentina struggled to stay conscious, Milamar grabbed the blonde by the wrist and dragged her
into the corner. The Exotic Vixen placed The Cossack against the bottom turnbuckle and then placed
the steel chair against the blonde’s chest and face.
Milamar quickly rushed to the corner opposite where Valentina lay and quickly climbed to the top
turnbuckle. The Latina balanced herself on her perch before she slid a few inches to her right. Milamar
tensed for a second before pushed off the ropes and flew through the air. A second later, the Exotic
Vixen had slammed into the metal chair with her maneuver, COAST-TO-COAST [corner-to-corner
springboard dropkick]; the impact driving the steel into Valentina’s face and chest.
JAIME: Holy Shit! Milamar just killed Valentina.
DAWN: I can’t watch any more of this.
As Valentina was spasming wildly inside the ring, Vivianna was setting up to deliver the coup-de-grace to
the bloodied Andrulla. The Latin Bomb leapt over the ringside barricade into the crowd, shoved a fan off
their seat and folded up the metal chair. After she returned to the ringside area, Vivianna waited for the
dazed Andrulla to try to stand and then slammed the metal chair over The Butcher’s head, sending her
crashing back to the arena floor.
The Latin Bomb then dropped the chair and continued her attack on Andrulla with a few well placed
stomps. As she yanked the dazed and bloodied redhead up, Vivianna locked on a double underhook
armlock before she lifted The Butcher into the air. The Latin Bomb displayed her strength as she
backpedalled a couple steps before she dropped straight down and drove Andrulla’s skull into the steel
chair with her finisher, THE BORIQUA BLAST [double underhook brainbuster suplex]. The Butcher
spasmed briefly before she lay still, blood still streaming from her wounds.
JAIME: Now Vivianna has killed Andrulla! They’re dropping like flies out here.
DAWN: Well, its easy when you ambush the champions with weapons. Where is the fairness in that?
JAIME: Fairness? Was it fair what the Eliminators did to Vivianna and Milamar over a year ago?
Just then, a pair of figures emerged from backstage and rushed down toward the ring. It was Christine
Roth and Sarah Dunlap.
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ANDRULLA: C’mon you two whores. You turned your back on the House of Pain and now it's time to
pay the piper. Get your asses out here!
Seconds ticked by as Andrulla and Valentina paced about the ring, waiting for their opponents. Finally, a
figure came onstage beneath the JumboTron monitors. It was Mia St. John.
pay the piper. Get your asses out here!
Seconds ticked by as Andrulla and Valentina paced about the ring, waiting for their opponents. Finally, a
figure came onstage beneath the JumboTron monitors. It was Mia St. John.
As The Wrecking Crew slid into the ring, Milamar slid out of the opposite side of the ring and the two
Latinas exited through the crowd, leaving behind the destroyed champions.
DAWN: COWARDS!!! See how the rats run away?
JAIME: Hey, you live by the sword, you die by it as well.
The medical personnel was waved for and a second later, a pair of stretchers were headed toward the
ring as both Andrulla and Valentina still twitched from the punishment they had sustained.
DAWN: This is a horrible way to end the first half of our show.
JAIME: No doubt, this is just the restart of the feud between LSD and the Eliminators. We’re going to
take a break and then come back with the second half of our show.
Latinas exited through the crowd, leaving behind the destroyed champions.
DAWN: COWARDS!!! See how the rats run away?
JAIME: Hey, you live by the sword, you die by it as well.
The medical personnel was waved for and a second later, a pair of stretchers were headed toward the
ring as both Andrulla and Valentina still twitched from the punishment they had sustained.
DAWN: This is a horrible way to end the first half of our show.
JAIME: No doubt, this is just the restart of the feud between LSD and the Eliminators. We’re going to
take a break and then come back with the second half of our show.
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