The energetic Canadian slid out the ring and reach under the ring.  She took out a Kendo Stick and a
galvanized trash can.  Vicky brought in the two weapons she took from under the ring into the ring and
then rolled back into the ring.  Klaudia's posing would be soon interrupted as her opponent hit her with a
dropkick that caused her to fall off the apron.

JAIME:  Well, that’s what she gets for posing!
DAWN:  I don't think Vicky should have done that.

As the furious Larson got to her feet, Vicky picked up the trash can and ran over to the ropes. The
unaware juggernaut turned around, but was brought down by a trash can that was thrown on top of her
from the elusive Pratt.  Vicky quickly slid out the ring and put the used trash can on the apron before
sliding back in.  Klaudia shook her head and got to her feet with an irritated look on her face as her
opponent waited.  As soon as Vicky saw her dangerous foe walk near the trash can, she rushed forward
and kicked the weapon into her face with a baseball slide that caused her to backpedal.

JAIME:  Vicky is doing the smart thing by keeping Klaudia away from her, but sooner or later, she's
going to have to bring her down for a pin-fall.
DAWN:  Trust me Jaime, that's not going to happen!

Vicky slipped through the ropes and stood on the apron as Klaudia came staggering in, holding her
mouth.  The blonde Canadian ran across the apron before leaping off with a cross-body block, but was
caught by her narcissistic opponent.  Vicky shook her head in fear as Klaudia turned towards the ring
post before ramming the blonde into the ring-post.  Pratt fell to the floor and screamed in agony as
Klaudia smirked.

DAWN:  It was only a matter of time, until Vicky's luck ran out.

Heidrun motioned for Klaudia to break Vicky and the Swedish powerhouse nodded.  Larson slowly picked
up the trash can and walked towards Vicky.  The Swiss Syren raised the can over head before abruptly
slamming it across the back of the blonde; causing her to scream.  Klaudia smiled from ear to ear as she
raised the trash can over her head before slamming it down onto the back of Vicky's again.  The
powerful blonde threw the trash can down and hauled her agonized opponent up to her feet.  Klaudia
lifted Vicky up with a bearhug and sped into the ring-post; causing the blonde to yell in pain.  Larson kept
hold of the now unenergetic Canadian and slammed her on the trash can with a bone shattering
spinebuster that crushed the trash can and caused Vicky to roll around like she was on fire.

JAIME:  Vicky's spine has to be like a slinky now.
DAWN:  Cool, so now Klaudia can play with it now.
JAIME:  That's not funny, Dawn.
DAWN:  Oh, yes it is!

Klaudia walked towards the mirror and posed to her satisfaction before she turned back to Vicky and
then rolled her back into the ring.  The Swiss Syren reached under the ring and pulled out a steel chair
before sliding into the ring.  As Vicky desperately crawled towards the Kendo stick, Klaudia walked
towards her with the chair over her head.  The Swiss juggernaut’s eyes lit up with sadistic joy before she
slammed the chair down onto the spine of Vicky; causing her to let out a bloodcurdling scream.  Klaudia
turned towards her mirror and smiled before turning back to the blonde.  Larson allowed Pratt to crawl
away a little bit before slamming the steel chair into her spine again; this time causing her to arch her
back.

JAIME:  I have never seen narcissism and sadism mix together.
DAWN:  Well, now you have!

Klaudia opened the chair, sat it on the canvas and then hauled Vicky up by the hair.  Larson scooped
the agonized blonde onto her shoulder and turned around; facing the seated chair.  With desperation,
Vicky wiggled out and darted towards the ropes.  As the battered blonde rebounded, the Swiss Syren
turned around and lifted her up before slamming Sarge on the seated steel chair with a sidewalk slam;
causing both the chair and Vicky to bend.  Heidrun applauded Klaudia's work with a bright smile on her
face before taunting Vicky.

HEIDRUN:  Aww!  She weak like Dina!

The powerful blonde turned Pratt on her stomach before she dropped her elbow hard onto her foe’s
spine; causing Vicky’s eyes to light up in pain.  Klaudia slowly lifted her elbow up as Vicky whimpered and
dropped her elbow down onto her opponent’s spine for the second time. The Canadian's scream brought
a sadistic smile to the face of the Swedish juggernaut.  The destructive blonde hauled Vicky up to her
feet and then locked on a crushing bearhug that caused Sarge to yell out in agony.  Klaudia reveled in
seeing her work in the mirror as she wrenched Pratt's tortured back with her muscular arms.  
After a couple of more seconds of applying pressure, Larson dropped Vicky and locked on a front-
facelock before hoisting the Canadian beauty up in the air.  The Swiss Syren brought her head down
and smiled at the mirror before striking a bicep pose with her free arm.  After a minute, Klaudia brought
Vicky down hard with a hesitation suplex that caused the Canadian beauty to sit up and hold her back in
pain.

JAIME:  Seeing this, makes me question who is the weak link in the Nordic Nightmares? Because they
are all talented and destructive.
DAWN:  Yeah! There isn't a weak link in this group.

Klaudia sat up staring at the mirror with a sadistic and arrogant grin before walking towards the
turnbuckle.  Larson took off the padding of the turnbuckle; exposing the metal before going back to
Vicky.  The blonde juggernaut forced Pratt into a standing headscissors and lifted her up. Klaudia began
to backpedal towards the exposed turnbuckle and fell back; causing Vicky to bounce off the exposed
turnbuckle head-first.  Heidrun began to applaud again before motioning Klaudia to look at her prey.  
When the Swiss Syren turned towards Vicky, she noticed a cut on her victim’s forehead.  The Swedish
narcissist began to laugh evilly.

JAIME:  Oh no!  Vicky's bleeding; this reminds me of Dina all over again!
DAWN:  Oh yeah!  Hey, Klaudia; open that cut some more!

Klaudia pulled the bloodied and dazed high-flyer into the middle of the ring before mounting on top of
her.  Larson looked up at the mirror before looking back down at Vicky and began to slam measured
right hands into the cut; each punch causing the cut to get worse.  After ten punches, Klaudia dropped
Vicky's head and looked at her right hand that was now covered in Pratt's blood; and smiled.  The
sadistic narcissist slipped through the ropes, out of the ring, and looked under the ring.  Larson pulled
out a wooden table and slid it into the ring.

JAIME:  Klaudia knows she can win by pin-fall or submission right?
DAWN:  Why do you say that?
JAIME:  Because she hasn't gone for a pin attempt and she canceled an unbreakable bearhug.
DAWN:  She knows how to win; she's just not done with Vicky yet!

Klaudia picked up the table and leaned it against the turnbuckle before walking towards Vicky. With a
sadistic look in her eyes, the Swiss Syren chucked Pratt onto her shoulder and turned around towards
the table.  Larson smiled when she noticed the Canadian's blood dripping onto her chest.  The blonde
juggernaut ran towards the table, but at the last second Vicky dropped down which caused Klaudia to
bounce off the table head first.

JAIME:  You talk about a miracle! How did Vicky escape from that?
DAWN:  Don't get all excited; she didn't put Klaudia through the table.

As Klaudia held her head, Vicky slowly turned on her stomach and began to crawl towards the Kendo
stick.  The bloodied Canadian finally grabbed the stick and with all the strength she could muster, she
made it to her knees. Larson finally shook off the pain and began to walk towards Vicky with her hands
ready to grab her victim’s hair.  Just as the Swiss Syren moved in, Pratt whacked her leg with the Kendo
stick, causing the Swedish powerhouse to grab at her thigh. Klaudia came back in, but was backed off
again with another Kendo stick shot to her thigh.  As Vicky began to stagger to her feet, Larson
massaged her thigh and rushed at the bloodied blonde with a clothesline.  Even with all the crimson in
her eyes, the lacerated blonde was able to duck under the move and swing at the powerhouse's leg
again; the impact causing Klaudia to groan in anger and pain.

JAIME:  If Vicky can keep that stick in her hands, she can probably pull this one off.
DAWN:  No way!  She's just irritating Larson; can't you see?

As Klaudia turned around towards Vicky holding her thigh, the Canadian hellcat took a swing at the left
side of her foe’s midsection.  Larson quickly tucked the stick under her arm and smiled at Vicky, who was
trying to pull the weapon out in fear and desperation.  The Swiss Syren abruptly pulled the stick in more,
causing Pratt to get pulled in as well.  The narcissistic blonde took Vicky off her feet with a decapitating
clothesline that caused her to land on her upper neck and flip onto her stomach.  Klaudia grabbed the
stick with both of her hands and snapped it in half with her knee before tossing it out of the ring.

JAIME:  If that was supposed to be symbolic, then I guess it was signaling for the end!
DAWN:  See! You are not as dumb as you look.
JAIME:  I thought that was you?
DAWN:  Hey! Watch it now.

Larson hauled Vicky to her feet and pressed her over her head.  Klaudia showed her great strength by
throwing her over the table that was leaned against the turnbuckle!  Pratt landed stomach first on the
turnbuckle connectors and coughed violently.  Heidrun came over to the bloodied Canuck and stuck her
hand out.  The U.S. Champ smiled as Vicky's blood dripped onto her hand.
Meanwhile, Klaudia set up the table horizontally next to the turnbuckle before climbing onto the second
rope.  With no effort, the Swiss Syren put an almost lifeless Pratt onto her shoulders, leaped off the
ropes, and put her through the table with
THE STOCKHOLM MASSACRE [Top Rope Death Valley
Driver].

JAIME:  OH MY GOD!

Vicky's body twitched as the crowd began a 'Holy Shit' chant.  Klaudia knelt across the bloodied
grappler's chest and posed for the mirror as Sasha counted the pin.

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!

DING!  DING!  DING!

NINEL CONDE:  The winner of this match by pin-fall, "The Swiss Syren" Klaudia Larson!!

JAIME:  That was just heinous! She just enjoyed watching herself torture Vicky!
DAWN:  You don't see that in every match.

As the diminutive referee was about to raise the hand of Klaudia's, Heidrun slid into the ring and shoved
her aside.  The Nordic Knockout raised the hand of the victorious juggernaut with a dashing smile.  
Abruptly, Klaudia began to drag Vicky by the wrist across the mat.  Larson stopped near the ropes and
slipped through the ropes and onto the floor.  The Swiss Syren wiped the blood from Pratt's forehead
and slowly smeared it onto her mirror with a sadistic joy!  Larson chucked the mirror onto her shoulder
and walked with Heidrun up the ramp.

JAIME:  How gross is it to use someone's blood as a way of satisfaction or in Klaudia's case; art!
DAWN:  Isn't that pretty innovative Jaime? Come on now; give her credit for the innovativeness! Vicky's
blood is on Klaudia's mirror, but soon Lisa Bickels blood is going to be on the cage when Hronn is done
with her!
JAIME:  I know Lisa is not as nice as they come, but I hope she brings a loss to the Nordic Nightmares!  
We'll be back for more action.
JAIME:  Our next match is a Hardcore Match that I'm not too sure about.  "The Swiss Syren" Klaudia
Larson will be going up against Vicky Pratt!
DAWN:  What's so unsure about this matchup?
JAIME:  Well, Klaudia is a hardcore specialist and Vicky's not.
DAWN:  And what's your point?
JAIME:  My point is that this match is a mismatch!
DAWN:  Oh, this is going to be fun to watch then.  Let's go to the ring for the introductions.

NINEL CONDE:  This match is under Hardcore rules; your referee is Sasha Cohen.
EPISODE 5
LOCATION: UNITED CENTER [CHICAGO, ILLINOIS]
Klaudia donned a Swedish blue sports bra with a yellow band under it, matching briefs with ‘Klaudia’
stenciled in front of the yellow waistband, and white ankle-high wrestling boots.  The Swedish
powerhouse placed the mirror down and got on the apron.  Klaudia flexed and posed in front of the
mirror as Vicky cautiously waited for the bell.
written by:
VICKY PRATT
KLAUDIA LARSON
HEIDRUN SIGURDARDOTTIR
U.S. CHAMPION
NINEL CONDE:  Introducing first, weighing in at one hundred twenty-five pounds, Vicky Pratt!

Vicky came on the stage and motioned for the crowd to make some noise.  The blonde high-flyer wore a
blue and white halter top, blue long tights with ‘Vicky’ on the right leg and ‘Pratt’ on the left leg, and white,
knee-high wrestling boots.  She slid into the ring, then got on the second rope, and pumped up the
crowd.  Finally, she jumped down to the mat and retreated to her corner to await her opponent.

NINEL CONDE:  And her opponent; from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at one hundred forty-four
pounds, "The Swiss Syren" Klaudia Larson!

The blonde juggernaut came through the curtain, carrying a mirror on her shoulder.  Heidrun
Sigurdardottir came walking behind her with her newly won U.S Title around her shoulder.
REFEREE