Mercedes rushed across the ring and slammed into Michelle, shoving her against the ropes.  The Latina
wasted no time as she laced into her foe with a series of thunderous knife-edged chops that quickly
reddened the chest of the All-American Diva.  The Latina Sensation followed up with a trio of overhand
rights that had Michelle on shaky legs.  Before Mercedes could follow up, Heidi got between the two and
warned the Latina about her closed fists.

When Mercedes finally moved past the blonde official to continue her attack, Michelle snaked out with an
eye rake that momentarily blinded the Latina.  Quickly, the All-American Diva slammed into her opponent
with a European uppercut that snapped her foe’s head back.  The blonde beauty moved in with a second
uppercut that forced Mercedes into the ropes.  With the Latina Sensation stunned, Michelle went for an
Irish whip into the ropes only for Mercedes to reverse it.  When the All-American Diva rebounded,
Mercedes caught her, lifted her into the air and drove her into the mat with a thunderous spinebuster
slam.

The fired-up Latina yanked her still moaning opponent off the canvas and landed an uppercut that spun
the blonde around like a top.  Before Michelle could collapse, Mercedes scooped her into the air and
onto her shoulders.  Then, the Latina Sensation backed into the near corner before she ran forward and
planted the lanky blonde with a resounding running powerslam that could be heard in the back rows of
the arena.  Mercedes dropped down and covered Michelle while Heidi slowly slid into position for the
count.

ONE…

…….

TWO…

.......

Before Heidi could pretend to make a third count, Michelle kicked out of the pin while an exasperated
Mercedes stared daggers at the lazy blonde official.

JAIME:  Looks like Heidi is up to her old tricks.
DAWN:  What do you mean?  That looked like a great effort by her.

Mercedes backed away from her downed foe long enough for the blonde to start to rise.  Just before she
could, the Latina Sensation ran forward and nailed Michelle with a running kneelift that sent her flying
across the mat.  Mercedes continued her assault as she measured the downed blonde and drove a
kneedrop into the back of the face-down All-American Diva.  The Latina kipped back up and then
dropped a stiff forearm shot into the small of the blonde’s back, eliciting another wail of agony.

The blonde’s agony was only beginning as Mercedes pulled her to her knees and locked on a standing
surfboard.  Mercilessly, the Latina yanked back on her foe’s arms, sending waves of pain through
Michelle’s arms, shoulders and back.  Still, the All-American Diva would not submit when Heidi asked her
at Mercedes’ urging.  Finally, the Latina released the blonde and allowed her to collapse to the mat in a
heap.

While Michele tried to shake off the punishment she had received from Mercedes, the Latina hovered
behind her foe, waiting for the lanky blonde to rise.  When she did, Mercedes moved in, spun Michelle
around, tucked her head underneath the blonde’s arm and nailed her with a picture-perfect Northern
Lights suplex, completing the move with a bridge pin.  Once more, Heidi was slow to get into position
before she began the count.

ONE…

TWO…

The All-American Diva slapped Mercedes across her mid-section, breaking up the pin attempt.

JAIME:  Well, that was a halfway decent count….for a change.
DAWN:
 Don’t blame Heidi for Mercedes not being able to put Michelle away.  She’s just not that good.
JAIME:  I sure Mercedes would have an interesting reply to that statement.

As the blonde tried to scramble away, Mercedes caught her with a handful of hair and yanked her up.  
The Latina Sensation quickly locked on a front facelock and with a handful of the blonde’s shorts, lifted
her high into the air.  Instead of immediately driving her foe into the canvas, Mercedes showed her
underrated strength as she held the blonde upside down for nearly ten seconds before she completed
the hesitation suplex and dropped Michelle to the mat.

Again, Mercedes hovered behind her dazed opponent and waited for the blonde to shake off the suplex
and rise.  When Michelle finally did, the Latina was on her like a cat as she wrapped her arms around
Michelle’s waist and lifted her into the air.  A second later, Mercedes drove the All-American Diva into the
mat with a German suplex.  Maintaining her grip, the Latina rolled into her foe, pulled her up and
repeated the maneuver a second time.  Still, Mercedes kept ahold of her opponent while she pulled her
up.  Finally, the Latina Sensation drove Michelle into the canvas a third time, completing
THE THREE
AMIGAS
[3 German suplexes].   Again, Mercedes bridged out with a pin attempt while Heidi dropped to
the mat and started to count.

ONE…

…….

TWO…

…….

TH-

Just before Heidi would have been forced to make the final count, Michelle rolled her shoulder off the mat
and the match continued, much to the disgust of Mercedes.

JAIME:  Another questionable count by Heidi.  This is getting ridiculous.
DAWN:  Stop hating and appreciate the beauty that is Heidi Montag.

An enraged Mercedes grabbed Michelle by her hair and hauled the blonde to her feet.  Quickly, the
Latina Sensation wrapped her arms around her foe, pivoted for a second and then drove the lanky
blonde into the canvas with a textbook belly-to-belly suplex plant that left Michelle howling in agony.  The
blonde had no time to recover as Mercedes yanked her up once more, grabbed her around the waist,
lifted her into the air and pivoted before driving Michelle into the canvas with a sick-looking Saito suplex
that took all the breath out of the All-American Diva.

Mercedes shook her head at the crowd as she again yanked the stunned blonde to her feet.  The Latina
grabbed her foe by the wrist and Irish-whipped her into the far corner, send more shockwaves of pain
through the blonde’s back.  Before the Florida beauty could clear her head, Mercedes rushed forward
and slammed into her with a stiff flying forearm that would have made Tito Santana proud.  The blow
caused Michelle to drop butt-first in the corner and caused the Latina’s eyes to light up.  A second later,
she was stomping a mudhole in the bewildered blonde as Heidi warned her about the violent move.

The Latina Sensation backed away long enough for Heidi to calm down, but when she moved in again,
Mercedes landed another couple of stomps for good measure.  Then, the fiery Latina pulled her foe up
by the hair and lifted her into the air before she sat the blonde on the top turnbuckle.  A thunderous right
from Mercedes nearly sent Michelle flying off her perch but the Latina caught her first.  Mercedes then
pulled Michelle down into a front facelock and pulled her away from the corner until only her feet were
still on the top ropes.  Suddenly, Mercedes spun into her foe and drove her into the canvas with her
finisher,
THE MERCEDES MASSACRE [Top Rope Spinning Neckbreaker].  Michelle twitched for a
second before Mercedes hooked the leg for the seemingly academic pin.

Instead, Heidi went to the corner and began to check the turnbuckles instead of counting the pin
attempt.  A frustrated Mercedes began to seethe as the crowd began their own count.  By the time it
reached six, the Latina jumped to her feet and threatened to smack Heidi for her shenanigans.

JAIME:  This is so sickening.  Why the hell does Heidi even have a job as a referee if she is this
incompetent?
DAWN:  I hear she is very good friends with several of the board members so be careful what you say
about her, understand?
JAIME:  I understand she is a piece of crap.

The still stunned Michelle quickly scrambled over to the ropes and used them to rise with Mercedes in
hot pursuit.  The Latina Sensation spun her foe around and laced into her with another knife-edged chop
that had the lanky blonde howling in pain.  A second chop sent the All-American Diva staggering into the
near corner and begging her opponent for a break.

Instead, Mercedes began unloading powerful right hands that continued to snap Michelle’s head back
and make her wish she had chosen another profession for this night at least.  After a fourth right
continued, Michelle looked as though she were about to collapse.  Mercedes saw this and immediately
grabbed the blonde by the wrist and Irish-whipped her across the ring into the far corner.  A screech
escaped the lips of the All-American Diva as her already tender back slammed into the turnbuckles.

Mercedes turned to the crowd for a second to urge them to make some noise before she spun around
and charged toward the slumping Michelle.  Unfortunately, the momentary hesitation cost the Latina as
Michelle slid out of the way and Mercedes flew between the ropes and slammed shoulder first into the
unforgiving steel ringpost.  A scream of agony escaped the Latina Sensation’s lips as pain rippled
through her shoulder.

JAIME:  Mercedes made a very costly mistake there.
DAWN:  You didn’t really think she was going to continue to work over Michelle did you?
JAIME:  I think that was the only way Michelle was going to get back into this match.  Until then, she had
been dominated completely.
DAWN:  It’s not how you start the match, but how you finish and Michelle usually finishes with her hand
being raised.

Michelle shook off her earlier punishment and quickly moved in to seize her opportunity.  The blonde
pulled Mercedes from between the ropes and then grabbed a handful of her opponent’s pants with one
hand and a handful of the Latina’s hair with the other and started to walk her away from the corner.  
Abruptly, Michelle spun her foe around, ran her back toward the corner before she threw the Latina
between the ropes again and slammed her shoulder into the ringpost a second time.  This time, the
impact seemed to be greater as Mercedes’ screams reached new heights.

Again, Michelle pulled the agony-ridden Latina from the corner and with the same two handed method
she had just used, tossed Mercedes through the ropes and down to the arena floor where the Latina
Sensation landed on her throbbing shoulder.  Ignoring the official’s pleas to keep the action in the ring,
the All-American Diva exited the squared circle to press her advantage.

With another handful of hair, Michelle yanked Mercedes to her feet and slammed her face-first into the
ring apron.  A second face smash followed and left the Latina dazed and leaning against the steel
ringpost.  Swiftly, Michelle moved to the other side of the ringpost and grabbed her foe by the wrist.  With
a quick jerk, the blonde pulled Mercedes shoulder first into the unyielding metal once again, driving the
Latina to her knees.  Still, Michelle maintained her grip and repeated the devastating maneuver which
now had Mercedes near tears.

JAIME:  Michelle has targeted the shoulder of Mercedes and is really working it over.  And I believe that
is the same shoulder Mercedes had surgically repaired nearly two years ago.
DAWN:  I hope her surgeon is watching because I think she is going to need his services soon.

As Mercedes crawled away favoring her shoulder, Michelle stalked her prey with a smile on her face.  
When the Latina struggled to her feet, the All-American Diva moved in behind her and lifted the Latina
Sensation into the air before she deposited her opponent back first across the broad partition.  Another
howl of pain escaped the Latina’s lips before she rolled off the barricade and into the crowd.

Michelle followed her foe into the crowd and as the audience parted, the blonde dislodged a fan that did
not move fast enough from his chair.  The All-American raised the chair over her head and prepared to
strike the rising Mercedes with it, when the Latina came alive and caught the attempted chairshot.  
Quickly, Mercedes slammed a boot into the stomach of her foe, causing the blonde to drop her weapon
and double over.  This allowed the Latina Sensation to lift her opponent into the air and drop her
stomach first across the ringside barricade.

With the crowd cheering her on, Mercedes climbed onto the barricade and began to pull Michelle up only
for the blonde to land an uppercut between the Latina’s legs.  Quickly, Michelle climbed up onto the
barricade and grabbed the doubled over Mercedes in a front facelock.  The blonde grabbed Mercedes
by her belt, lifted her slightly into the air and then drove the Latina Sensation’s face into the barricade
with an implant DDT that caused the crowd to let out a collective sigh.  Mercedes slid off the barricade
and back into the crowd, holding her face while Michelle rose on the ring side of the partition.

JAIME:  Oh my God!!  That was a really sick move by Michelle.  She may have broken Mercedes’ jaw or
her nose.
DAWN:  With that face, it’ll be an improvement I’m sure.

Slowly, a blood covered hand grasped the top of the barricade and Mercedes pulled herself up enough
to rest her now crimson covered face on the divider.  While the Latina tried to clear her head and her
vision, Michelle headed over to the announcers table where she yanked a monitor free of its mooring in
the table.  With a sly smile on her face, the All-American Diva waited until the bloodied Latina Sensation
had climbed onto the barricade before she spun around, raced forward and smashed the screen of the
monitor into the blood-soaked face of Mercedes.  The impact sent the Latina back into the crowd as the
fans looked on in disbelief.

When Mercedes re-emerged from the crowd, her face was a grisly mess.  Blood streamed from a huge
gash over her right eye where her piercing had been moments before.  As well, another gash near the
Latina’s hairline also bled profusely leaving the Latina’s face covered in blood.  Slowly, the bloodied
warrior began to climb over the ringside barricade before she collapsed in a heap on the ring side of the
divider.  The Latina had just started to rise again when Michelle rushed forward and nailed her with her
move,
DEEP SIXED [Running Boot to Face] that spun Mercedes like a top before she collapsed again.

JAIME:  Good Lord.  I think this may have to be stopped.  Mercedes health is at stake here and she is
losing too much blood.
DAWN:  Hey, she made this bed; now she’ll have to lie in it.

As Mercedes tried to shake off her blood loss and the kick she had just received, Michelle was busy
pulling up the thinly-padded ringside mats that covered the hard arena floor.  The Latina Sensation had
rolled onto her hands and knees when Michelle attacked again, hammering her foe with a pair of
clubbing blows to the back.  The All-American Diva then locked on a double underhook armlock before
she lifted the Latina into the air, spun around and drove her into the exposed concrete floor with her
finisher,
WINGS OF LOVE [Sit-out Implant Buster].  The crowd let out an audible gasp as Mercedes
bounced off the arena floor and then lay scarily still.  Blood quickly began to form beneath her face as
Michelle stood up and began to gloat.

MICHELLE:  NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE WE?  NOT BAD FOR A SKINNY MODEL, HUH?

Back in the ring, Heidi had long ago stopped counting and was basically a spectator at this point.  Back
outside the ring, Michelle realized she had to get Mercedes back into the ring in order to pin her or have
Heidi stop the match, so the lanky blonde began trying to lift her opponent’s dead weight.  Though the
effort was comical at first, the All-American Diva managed to pull the Latina up to her knees and drag her
over to the ring.  Then the blonde surprisingly lifted the semi-conscious Mercedes off the arena floor and
roll her underneath the bottom rope and back into the ring.  A few seconds later, Michelle rolled into the
ring and covered her bloodied foe.

ONE…

TWO…

THR-

Just before Heidi could make the final count, Mercedes shocked everyone by rolling her shoulder off the
canvas and stopping the count.  A look of total bewilderment came over Michelle’s face as she couldn’t
believe it.

JAIME:  That’s the heart of a warrior; never say die and never surrender.
DAWN:  That’s the intelligence of an imbecile.  You’re beaten Mercedes; live with it.

A livid Michelle waited for Mercedes to try to get up and when she made it to her hands and knees, the
blonde rushed forward and nailed the blood-soaked Latina with a running corkscrew neckbreaker that
left the Latina Sensation writhing on the canvas, holding her neck.  The All-American Diva added to the
Latina’s discomfort as she leapt into the air and dropped a nasty-looking legdrop across the throat of
Mercedes.

The blonde hovered over her hacking and coughing opponent and began disdainfully slapping the back
of the downed Latina’s head while she hissed out insults and taunts.  Mercedes wiped the blood from her
eyes and struggled to rise; a ‘never give up’ look in her eyes as she did.  The Latina had nearly made it
up when Michelle moved in, scooped her foe into the air, spun around and dropped Mercedes spine-first
across her knee.  A howl of pain escaped the lips of the Latina Sensation just before she slid off the
blonde’s knee.

Again, the All-American Diva hovered behind the bloodied Latina as she tried to shake off the pain still
coursing through her spine.  When Mercedes finally stood up and turned around, Michelle rushed
forward and landed her move,
THE McKICK [Roundhouse Kick]; the blow caught the Latina Sensation
squarely on the side of her head and sent her crashing to the canvas near the ropes.  The lanky blonde
quickly covered her foe and Heidi began to count the pinfall.

ONE…

TWO…

TH-

Mercedes managed to drape a leg over the bottom rope and Heidi, reluctantly stopped her count and
ordered the match to continue.

JAIME:  Michelle just cannot put Mercedes away.
DAWN:  I think you need to shut up; Michelle will have this over in a minute.

Frustrated, Michelle tore at her hair for a few seconds before she pounced on her still bleeding
opponent.  The blonde yanked Mercedes to her feet and slammed into her with a European uppercut
that snapped the Latina’s head back and sent blood flying.  A second uppercut followed and then
Michelle drove a knee into the mid-section of her foe.  With Mercedes doubled over, the All-American
Diva moved next to her, locked arms and legs and drove the Latina into the canvas with a wicked
Russian legsweep.

Michelle rolled back to her feet and quickly grabbed a double handful of her opponent’s hair to pull her
up.  When Mercedes shocked everyone by firing off a pair of right hands into the blonde’s stomach,
Michelle responded by slamming a kneelift into the blood-soaked face of her opponent.  The All-
American Diva followed this with a stiff soccer-styled kick to the stomach of Mercedes, doubling her over.  
Quickly, Michelle locked on a double underhook armlock, lifted the Latina into the air and drove her into
the canvas with her finisher,
WINGS OF LOVE [Sit-out Implant Buster].  The blonde arrogantly rolled
Mercedes onto her back and lazily covered her for the pin.

ONE…

TWO…

THR-

Once again, Mercedes prevented the pinfall; this time, with a robust kickout much to Michelle’s dismay.

JAIME:  I think Michelle is in trouble now.  Mercedes just kicked out of one of the All-American Diva’s
main finishers with some authority.
DAWN:  This is not going to happen; Michelle finish that pretender.

As Mercedes started to rise, Michelle moved in and nailed her with a clubbing forearm smash that sent
the Latina back to her knees.  After a momentary pause, the All-American Diva bounced off the ropes
and smashed into Mercedes with another
DEEP-SIXED [Running Boot to Face].  The impact spun the
Latina Sensation across the mat until she came to rest near the ropes.  When Michelle didn’t go for the
pin immediately, a bloody Mercedes started to stir and began using the ropes to rise.

The Latina staggered forward and Michelle met her with a stiff boot to the stomach, doubling her over.  
The All-American Diva locked on a standing headscissors before she wrapped her arms around the
Latina's waist and started to lift her into the air, the start of her finisher,
THE FAITH BREAKER [Belly-to-
Back Inverted Slam].  But in the middle of the lift, Mercedes fired off a stiff right hand to Michelle’s head
which forced the blonde to release her foe.

The Latina landed on her feet and when Michelle attempted another
McKICK [Roundhouse Kick],
Mercedes caught the blonde’s leg and pulled her opponent into a front facelock.  Still holding Michelle’s
leg, the Latina Sensation lifted her foe into the air and then drove her into the canvas with her finisher,
THE MERCEDES DRIVER [Fisherman Buster Suplex].  The move left Michelle writhing on the mat,
holding the back of her head and neck while Mercedes struggled to rise.

JAIME:  If Mercedes hadn’t lost so much blood, I think she could have pinned Michelle right there.
DAWN:  I think Heidi needs to call this match, for Mercedes’ sake; she has lost so much blood, the
canvas is covered in it.
JAIME:  Now you want to call the match when Mercedes is on the verge of winning?
DAWN:  She’s not even close and why risk her health?
JAIME:  You are incredible.
DAWN:  I know and it is about time you realized it.

The blood-soaked Latina was the first to rise and when she saw Michelle struggling to get up, she moved
in.  Again, Mercedes locked on a front facelock before she grabbed the blonde’s leg and lifted her into
the air.  A second later, she dropped Michelle to the canvas with another
MERCEDES DRIVER.  
However, instead of pinning the blonde, Mercedes yanked the agonized blonde to her feet and locked
another front facelock on the All-American Diva.  The Latina Sensation uttered a shrill cry as she lifted
Michelle into the air and a second later, delivered her finisher,
THE MERCEDES DRIVER again.  The
impact left Michelle twitching and allowed Mercedes to cover her foe.  However, when Heidi turned
around and headed over to the far corner, refusing to make the count, another woman in a striped shirt
rushed down the aisle and slid into the ring; it was Jenna Von Oy.
SHANNON:  Thanks Alyssa.  I’m here with Michelle McCool who has a daunting task ahead o her; namely
Mercedes Martinez.
MICHELLE:  You mean the dog-faced gremlin?  Seems like all I do now is face farm animals.  First, I had
Piggy James; who, by the way, is still a pig.  Like our president said, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it is
still a pig.  Now, I have to play dogcatcher.  Who’s next?  A horse-faced blonde?
SHANNON:  I’m sure I don’t agree with your characterization of Mickie James, but I can bet that Mercedes
will not be happy with what you just called her.
MICHELLE:  Who cares what that mutt thinks?  She should be put back in her cage.
SHANNON:  I am sure you are not doing yourself any favors with your comments.
MICHELLE:  Like I really care.  The bottom line is that I will be putting the mutt down for good.  Now if you
will excuse me, I have a dog to deal with.

As Shannon started to say something in response, Michelle put her hand up, shook her head and walked
away.

SHANNON:  Well, I guess that was the end of the interview.  Back to you Jaime.

JAIME:  Neither woman is at a loss for words, but I think Michelle’s is going to have her in hot water in a
few minutes.
DAWN:  Boy, are you going to be surprised.  Let’s go up to the ring for the start of this massacre.

NINEL CONDE:  This is a special gauntlet match.  Your special referee for this bout will be Heidi Montag.
EPISODE 5
LOCATION: UNITED CENTER [CHICAGO, ILLINOIS]
NINEL CONDE:  Introducing first, from Waterbury, Connecticut…..she stands five-feet seven inches tall
and weighs in at one hundred forty pounds, here is the Latina Sensation, Mercedes Martinez!!

Mercedes burst onto the stage beneath the JumboTron monitor to a rousing face reception from the
crowd.  As she began to fire the crowd up, they began to chant her name, which brought a smile to the
face of the Latina.  Mercedes wore a variation of her usual outfit; a white halter top with a tribal design in
black on the front, black ankle-length tights with white belt loops and a white belt, a white scorpion imprint
on each leg and her initials on each back pocket and black wrestling boots with her initials stenciled on
the sides in white.

The Latina Sensation made it down to the ringside area where she hi-fived many of the fans in the front
rows before she climbed into the ring and climbed the corner turnbuckles one corner at a time.  Finally,
Mercedes retreated to her corner to await the arrival of her opponent for the evening.

NINEL CONDE:  And her opponent, from Palatka, Florida….she stands five-feet ten inches tall and
weighs one hundred twenty-seven pounds…she is the All-American Diva, Michelle McCool!

Michelle McCool strode onto the stage wearing a green sequined hooded robe with her named stenciled
on the back in silver sequins.  The blonde was greeted with a rousing heel reception which made her
shake her head in disbelief.  Michelle quickly strode down to the ring, hopped up onto the ring apron and
struck a brief pose before she climbed inside and took off her robe.

The All-American Diva wore a green satin triangle halter top with silver trim and a wide reinforced
underwire.  Her matching satin shorts were open along the sides with a silver waistband and she also
wore green satin arm warmers and matching leg warmers underneath matching green wrestling boots,
also with a silver trim while the entire outfit was decorated with a number of silver celtic crosses.  The
blonde backed against the ropes to stretch for a second before the bell rung to signal the start of the
match.
written by:
MERCEDES MARTINEZ
MICHELLE McCOOL
HEIDI MONTAG
REFEREE
DAWN:  Now we have the ongoing saga of Mercedes Martinez versus the Diva Killers.
JAIME:  Mercedes wants to get her hands on Trish Stratus so badly, she agreed to the gauntlet matches
that Trish challenged her to on the Danger Zone.
DAWN:  By the time the night is over, I am sure that Mercedes will be joining her friend Melina Perez on
the disabled list.
JAIME:  I’m not so sure of that.  In fact, I think Michelle McCool may be in for a hellish evening.  We’ve
got both women in the back standing by.  Alyssa Milano is with Mercedes Martinez and Shannon
Elizabeth is with Michelle McCool.  Alyssa, take it away.
ALYSSA:  Thanks Jaime.  Mercedes, this is the first of the matches you will need to win to get a crack at
getting your hands on Trish Stratus.
MERCEDES:  Stratus, you think by putting two of your blonde bimbos in front of me, that’s enough to
stop me?  After everything you’ve put me through, put my good friend Melina through, do you really think
I’m going to stop?  You and that man-beast known as Beth Phoenix put Melina on the shelf but you’re
going to have to do worse than that to me to stop me.
ALYSSA:  Mercedes, don’t sell Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson short; they are true veterans and will
probably do whatever they can to stop you.
MERCEDES:  Alyssa, do you really think a skinny ‘Diva Search’ model belongs in the ring with me when I
am so pissed off?  Or even a ‘Playboy centerfold’ for that matter?  McFool, you have been shooting your
mouth off about how overrated I am.  I am going to beat you like a stepchild and bounce you from one
side of the ring to the other.  As for Wilson, you have been a failure as a wrestler your whole career.  
You think because of one impressive win, you are anything other than the loser you’ve always been?  
After I snap you in two, Stratus….YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!

With that, the Latina stormed off to get ready for her introduction, leaving behind a surprised Alyssa.

ALYSSA:  A totally determined Mercedes Martinez.  Over to you Shannon.
ALYSSA MILANO
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWER
MERCEDES MARTINEZ
'THE LATINA SENSATION'
SHANNON ELIZABETH
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWER
MICHELLE McCOOL
'THE ALL-AMERICAN DIVA'

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!

DING!  DING!  DING!

NINEL CONDE:  Here is your winner, the Latina Sensation, Mercedes Martinez!!!

JAIME:  Thank God for Jenna Von Oy; it was clear that Heidi was not going to her job so somebody had
to.
DAWN:  This is soooooo wrong!!  Heidi was the referee and this decision should be reversed.

A shocked Heidi looked on as Jenna raised the hand of the Latina Sensation.  With a sneer on her face,
the blonde official moved in and spun Jenna around to ask her why she was in the ring.  When Jenna put
up a hand and turned around to ignore the blonde, Heidi grabbed Jenna by the hair and her pants and
tossed the smaller girl through the ropes and down to the arena floor.

As the blonde slapped her hands together as if she had just taken out the trash, Mercedes tapped the
incompetent official on her shoulder.  With a frightened look, Heidi turned around to find a grinning,
bloodied Mercedes.  Before the official could run, Mercedes pulled her into a front facelock and then
hooked her leg before she lifted the plastic surgery addicted blonde into the air for a
MERCEDES
DRIVER
.

Unfortunately, a recovered Michelle made it to her feet and hit the Latina with a chop block, causing
Mercedes to drop Heidi and crumple to the mat holding her leg.  The All-American Diva then grabbed
Mercedes by her leg and dragged the Latina over to the near corner.  Michelle slipped out of the ring
while she continued to hold Mercedes by her leg.  Abruptly, the blonde pulled the Latina underneath the
ropes and then slammed her leg into the steel ringpost, eliciting a howl of agony from Mercedes.

JAIME:  Damn it; Mercedes had beaten Michelle but the All-American Diva cannot accept defeat.
DAWN:  I think Mercedes is about to be in great shape for her match against Torrie Wilson.

Michelle reached underneath the ring apron and pulled out a steel chair as Mercedes started to drag
herself back inside the ring.  The All-American Diva grabbed the escaping Mercedes, pulled her back
underneath the ropes and then, with the Latina’s leg against the ringpost, slammed the chair into her
knee.  A bloodcurdling scream escaped from Mercedes as the pain was etched on her face.  Michelle
followed up with a second chairshot that had the Latina howling louder while the fans began to pelt the
blonde with cups and balled up programs.

Finally, the blonde tossed away her weapon and pulled Mercedes beneath the bottom rope so she could
whisper something in her ear.  A second later, Michelle began walking up the ramp with a look of
satisfaction on her face while Mercedes clutched at her injured leg.

JAIME:  Mercedes may have won the battle, but I fear she will lose the war….thanks to Michelle McCool.
DAWN:  If, by some miracle, Mercedes can get by Torrie Wilson, she will be helpless against Trish
Stratus.
JAIME:  Well, let’s go to a break and come back with more action.
JENNA VON OY
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