DING!
Rachel grabbed the hockey stick and quickly slid out of the ring. The Ice Queen stepped forward with the
weapon and slammed the handle into the face of the rising Melody. The impact stunned the brunette
juggernaut long enough for Rachel to repeat the move and then bring the base up between Melody’s
legs. A loud grunt escaped the lips of The Queen of Destruction just before she sank to her knees.
That allowed Rachel to take a step backwards before she landed a slapshot across her foe’s face,
sending the brunette sprawling.
DAWN: SCORE!!
The Ice Queen tossed aside her hockey stick and reached inside the ring to retrieve the trash can lid.
The statuesque blonde raised the weapon over her head as she spun around to face the rising Melody.
With violent force, Rachel brought the lid down across the top of her foe’s head. Again and again,
Rachel repeated the move; the sound of metal hitting flesh and bone filling the air. Soon, blood began to
knees. Finally, with the lid totally misshapen, The Ice Queen tossed it away.
As Rachel moved in to attack The Hardcore Harlot again, the brunette slammed a vicious uppercut
between the blonde’s legs, lifting her off the ground and sending shockwaves of pain through her
privates. The Ice Queen’s mouth opened in a silent scream before she sank to her knees and pitched
forward, her moans filling the air while the bloodied and enraged brunette slowly got to her feet.
JAIME: Melody resorts to a very cheap shot and is ready to take control.
DAWN: I think it’s time for the Ice Queen to be defrosted.
A snarl came from the lips of The Queen of Destruction as she dug into her bag of goodies and pulled
out what looked to be a bottle of water. Melody twisted the top off and quickly downed the liquid inside.
Just as she finished the last drop, a still hurting Rachel staggered to her feet only for the Princess of
Darkness to rush forward and smash the glass bottle across the blonde’s forehead. Like a shot, the Ice
Queen dropped to the arena floor as blood poured from the fresh gash opened by the bottle-shot.
The punishing juggernaut held what was left of the bottle by its neck, moved in behind her prey, tilted the
blonde’s head back and began to jam the jagged edge of the weapon into Rachel’s face. With each
strike, the Ice Queen cut loose a bloodcurdling scream as the cut quickly became a deep gash that
gushed blood. Melody then dug the jagged edges into the flesh around the blonde’s right eye as many
at ringside turned away from the grisly carnage. Finally, the Queen of Destruction tossed away the
deadly weapon and switched to using her studded wristlets on her victim’s forehead.
JAIME: I don’t think I can watch much more of this; Melody is carving up Rachel’s face like a butcher.
DAWN: This why nobody wanted to wrestle her in this type of match.
Again and again, Melody ground her wristlets into Rachel’s wounds until the blonde’s right eye was
useless; a cut running down through her eyebrow, into the flesh below the orb and onto her right cheek.
Finally, the Princess of Darkness stopped using the studded weapons, tilted the blonde’s head back and
sank her teeth into the tender flesh of the Ice Queen. By this time, Rachel had nearly screamed herself
hoarse and her cries became cracking shrieks.
With a maniacal look on her face, Melody stopped her biting long enough to spit out a mouthful of the Ice
Queen’s blood before she resumed her torturous tactic. Finally, Melody stopped and allowed the blood-
soaked platinum blonde to collapse to the arena floor. The heavyweight juggernaut looked psychotic as
blood ran from the corners of her mouth and down her chin while she looked down at her victim.
As Rachel tried to crawl away from her sadistic opponent, the blonde left a grisly trail of crimson across
the thinly-padded arena floor. The still-enraged Melody grabbed her escaping foe by her ankles and
held the blonde in place for a few seconds before she secured a better grip on the Ice Queen. With
Rachel in wheelbarrow position, Melody lifted her foe into the air and slammed her face-first across the
metal ringside steps. The Queen of Destruction repeated the maneuver a second time, completing her
finisher, MELODY’S MASSACRE [Consecutive Wheelbarrow Facebusters].
JAIME: Why can’t this match be stopped? It’s clear that Melody only wants to disfigure and try to maim
Rachel.
DAWN: Rachel knew the risks going in. Nobody held a gun to her head.
Still holding her victim wheelbarrow-style, Melody dragged Rachel face-first down the stairs as the
statuesque blonde offered little resistance. The brunette then showcased her strength as she lifted the
Ice Queen off the ground, spun around and slammed her face-first into the unforgiving steel ringpost.
Melody released her grip on the bloodied blonde and watched with glee as Rachel began to twitch on the
arena floor.
The Queen of Destruction ignored the official’s pleas to step back while she checked on the agony-
ridden Rachel and yanked the blood-soaked blonde up and rolled her back into the ring. The sadistic
juggernaut rolled back into the ring and hovered over the barely moving blonde before she dropped a
sick-looking elbow smash into the small of the back of the Ice Queen. The Princess of Darkness then
leaned over and began to pull the blood-soaked jersey off the body of her foe, leaving the blonde clad in
a black halter top.
With Rachel still face down on the mat, Melody wrapped the garment around the throat of her opponent
while she placed a boot between the shoulderblades. Rachel tugged at the jersey as her feet beat a
tattoo in the canvas; her oxygen supply suddenly cut off. When the blonde’s resistance began to wane
and she neared blacking out, the brunette stopped strangling her foe and tossed the garment away,
leaving the bloodied Ice Queen coughing and gasping on the mat.
JAIME: Melody seems to want to prolong the torture as long as she can.
DAWN: I think The Queen of Destruction is just getting started.
As Rachel lay trying to regain her breath, Melody crossed the ring to the corner where her utility bag
sat. The brunette juggernaut reached into the bag and pulled out her weapon of choice: a barbed wire
nightstick. Melody headed back over to her prone opponent and dropped down onto the blonde’s back.
The sadistic heavyweight tilted Rachel’s face back and began to grind the deadly weapon into her foe’s
already damaged forehead. The screams of the Ice Queen filled the air as the barbed wire ripped her
flesh open further; a pool of crimson forming a odd-shaped puddle beneath her. Finally, the Hardcore
Harlot ceased her bloodletting and dismounted her victim to stride around the ring with her weapon held
high. The heavyweight juggernaut basked in the jeers of the crowd as Rachel lay on the canvas,
bleeding profusely. Melody dropped the barbed wire nightstick as she advanced upon her foe.
Again, Melody hovered over the agonized blonde before striking a double bicep pose for the jeering
crowd. As she preened for the crowd though, Melody never saw Rachel start to move. The Ice Queen
crawled forward a few inches until her searching hand came across the barbed wire nightstick that the
sadistic powerhouse had dropped moments before. With surprising speed, Rachel rolled onto her back
and jammed the dangerous weapon into the crotch of the Queen of Destruction. A loud howl came from
Melody’s lips before she staggered away a couple of steps and then sank to her knees in agony.
JAIME: Yes! I don’t know how much Rachel has left in her tank but she definitely sent a message to
Melody with that shot.
DAWN: The message Melody sends back is what I’d worry about if I were Rachel.
With blood still dripping from her face, the now one-eyed Ice Queen stumbled to her feet with the
nightstick in her hands. Rachel swung from her heels and smashed the weapon across the back of the
Princess of Darkness; the impact eliciting a howl from the brunette powerhouse. With the Queen of
Destruction on her knees, the blood-soaked blonde moved in front of Melody and began to grind the
barbed wire nightstick into the brunette’s forehead.
A sneer came over the face of the bloodied blonde as she tortured Melody with the nightstick and blood
streamed down the face of the powerhouse. Suddenly, Rachel’s mouth opened in a silent scream
courtesy of a stiff uppercut from Melody into her crotch. A second uppercut caused the Ice Queen to
drop her weapon and scream out in agony just before she collapsed to the canvas.
Melody slowly got to her feet with a frightful look on her bloodied face. The Queen of Destruction yanked
her agonized foe to her feet and shoved her against the nearby ropes. The brunette powerhouse
quickly tied Rachel’s arms in the ropes, leaving the Ice Queen totally defenseless. Still defiant, the blood-
soaked blonde spat a wad of blood into the face of her attacker. Melody responded with a thunderous
kick into the crotch of the trapped beauty, which elicited a frightening shriek from the agonized Amazon.
JAIME: Clearly, Rachel has little left in the tank, but she is not going to lay down for Melody.
DAWN: Perhaps she should; it would save her from what Melody is about to do; look.
The Princess of Darkness had gone back to her corner and opened her bag of goodies. After a few
seconds, the brunette began slipping something onto her hands and when she finally stood up, Melody
held her hands up to show that she had put on her Tai-pei Death Gloves. The powerful brunette headed
back to the trapped Ice Queen and patted her gently on the cheek before she made two fists and began
to land short jabs to the face of the bloodied blonde. With each strike, the jagged glass glued to the
gloves cut into the flesh of the defenseless Rachel and her screams chilled even the heartiest among the
crowd.
However, when Melody spun around and landed a spinning backfist to the already butchered eye of the
Ice Queen, Rachel’s screams reached a fever-pitch. The Queen of Destruction spun in the opposite
direction and landed a second spinning backfist; this time to the blonde’s other cheekbone. The blow
opened up a gash before Rachel began to fade in and out of consciousness. Still, Melody was not
finished with her victim.
The sadistic brunette abruptly unfastened Rachel’s halter top and tossed the garment away, leaving the
bloodied blonde topless much to the delight of the males in the audience. Unfortunately this left the
supple breasts of the Ice Queen as perfect targets for the bad intentions of The Hardcore Harlot. As
blood streamed down the blonde’s face and onto her breasts, Melody began landing vicious shots to the
orbs with her Tai-pei Death Gloves. The Queen of Destruction quickly opened up cuts all over Rachel’s
breasts as she landed jabs, uppercuts and spinning backfists which left the Ice Queen in another world
of agony.
JAIME: This is becoming a public execution.
DAWN: Maybe that’s why Melody hasn’t wrestled in the U.S. in over 6 years.
Finally, Melody tired of her carnage and headed back to her duffel bag of horrors. The powerful
brunette took off her Tai-pei Death Gloves and tossed them back inside the bag before she spun around
and headed toward the near corner. As the referee was busy trying to unlock Rachel’s arms, the
powerful brunette quickly removed the turnbuckle cover before she spun around and headed for Rachel
who had crumpled to the mat when the official finally released her from her binds.
Melody dragged the blood-soaked beauty to her feet and then lifted the Ice Queen onto her shoulders.
The Queen of Destruction returned to the near corner she had just redecorated and deposited Rachel
crotch-first onto the top turnbuckle connector. As the bloodied, semi-conscious blonde shakily sat on
her new perch, Melody climbed the ropes and locked on a front facelock before she placed one foot on
the top rope. The powerful brunette then grabbed a handful of Rachel’s shorts and lifted her into the air
before the stepped onto the top strand with her other foot.
Instead of falling backwards for a superplex, Melody turned slightly to her right and then jumped straight
down, driving the Ice Queen’s skull into the exposed top turnbuckle with her signature move, THE
CRITICAL CRASH [Brainbuster onto Exposed Top Turnbuckle]. After the impact, the blonde crumpled
into a heap and crashed to the canvas where she began to violently convulse. While many in the crowd
were horrified, a ‘HOLY SHIT’ chant rose from the more bloodthirsty among the fans.
JAIME: OH GOD!!! I think Melody just killed Rachel.
DAWN: Not necessarily. Perhaps only her neck is broken.
JAIME: You are a ghoul. Rachel needs immediate medical attention and you are making light of the
situation?
DAWN: Better to laugh than to cry, no?
Though Rachel was weaving in and out of consciousness, Melody was not finished. Before the referee
could signal to the timekeeper to ring the bell, the brunette powerhouse tossed the official across the
ring and then dragged the bloodied blonde to her knees.
After locking on a standing headscissors, the Queen of Destruction reached over and lifted her foe off
the mat into a cradle position. A second later, Melody dropped to the mat and drove Rachel’s skull into
the canvas. Again, the blonde began to jerk like a marionette on the mat. And again, Melody yanked
her destroyed opponent off the mat long enough to repeat the maneuver and complete her finisher, THE
GREAT NORTH CRUNCH [Consecutive Cradle Piledrivers].
Melody slowly got to her feet and then placed a boot across the chest of the spasming Ice Queen. When
the recovered official refused to make the token three-count, The Hardcore Harlot threatened to make
him the next victim. Reluctantly, the cowed official dropped down and counted.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
DING! DING! DING!
NINEL CONDE: Here is your winner, the Hardcore Harlot, Melody Spetko!!!
As the referee signaled to the back for medical help, he was pounced upon by Melody who nailed him
with a clubbing blow that sent him face-down to the mat. The powerhouse then demonstrated her
immense strength as she grabbed the official by the seat of his pants and the scruff of his shirt before
she spun around and tossed him over the top rope and into the ringside barricade with her signature
move, THE SPETKO TOSS [Discus Toss from Ring onto Ringside Barricade]. The move left the referee
spasming much like Rachel was still doing inside the ring.
When Melody turned her attention back to the injured Ice Queen and tried to lift her off the mat, a figure
dressed in a white blouse and blue jeans sped down the ramp and slid into the ring; it was Kat Meyers.
JAIME: Well, we’ve come to the low point of the show, in my opinion.
DAWN: Afraid of a little violence?
JAIME: Violence? No……Sadistic carnage? Yes.
DAWN: Well, this will no doubt be bloody.
JAIME: Bloody? That’s like saying the Titanic was a big boat.
DAWN: It is that kind of attitude that has kept Melody Spetko out of U.S. rings for the past six years.
JAIME: And if it were up to me, she’s never set foot inside one again.
DAWN: Just because she got carried away a little the last match she had in the U.S.?
JAIME: YOU ARE FRIGGIN’ UNBELIEVABLE. The last match Melody had she not only nearly maimed
and killed her opponent, Jennifer Turner, but she also caused a full scale riot. For those who are not
familiar with Melody Spetko, we have footage of the last match she wrestled in the U.S. some six years
ago. We warn you though, this is EXTREMELY disturbing footage so we recommend anyone sickened
by the sight of blood and any young children should leave the room now.
JAIME: That was six years ago and I’m not convinced that Melody has changed one iota.
DAWN: Well, thankfully, you are not in charge and cooler heads prevailed.
JAIME: I think the board has put the health of some of the women of this federation at risk by allowing
that animal back inside a ring.
DAWN: (groans) Let’s get this started, shall we? It’s time for the introductions.
In the ring, the sexy Latina, Ninel Conde waved to the fans before she started with the introductions and
pockets of cheers and catcalls died down.
NINEL CONDE: Introducing first, she hails from Vancouver, British Columbia. Standing five feet eleven
inches tall and weighs one hundred fifty-five pounds; here is The Ice Queen, Rachel West!
The statuesque blonde emerged from the back, rolling a shopping cart of weapons in front of her as the
fans gave her a nice ovation. Her die-hard male fans whistled loudly as she headed down the ramp
toward the ring, a dazzling smile on her face. Once the Ice Queen reached the ring, she slid a few of the
items into the ring; a trash can lid, a STOP sign and a fiberglass hockey stick.
Rachel entered the ring and again waved to her fans before a solemn look came over her face and she
retreated to her corner. The platinum blonde wore a Vancouver Canucks jersey, black workout shorts,
matching kneepads and black knee-high wrestling boots with ‘ice queen’ stenciled in silver along the
sides. Rachel also had her hands wrapped in tape, the material continued past her wrists and halfway
up her forearms. She was ready for battle.
NINEL CONDE: And her opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. She stands five-feet five inches tall
and weighs in at one hundred sixty-six pounds; here is the Hardcore Harlot, Melody Spetko!
Melody strode onto the stage to a merciless round of jeers from the crowd. The Hardcore Harlot wore a
black leather halter top and matching leather pants over steel-toed motorcycle boots. The Canadian
powerhouse wore mirrored sunglasses and studded wristlets to round out the outfit. In her hand, the
dangerous brunette carried a black sports utility bag which no doubt concealed a myriad of weapons.
The Queen of Destruction walked around the ring to her corner and placed the bag beneath the
turnbuckles before she climbed onto the ring apron and entered the ring. Melody looked her foe up and
down before she struck a few bodybuilding poses which failed to have the effect she wanted on her foe.
Instead, Rachel stepped forward with a smile on her face. Finally, Melody held her hands out in front of
her and motioned as if she were snapping a twig before she pointed at Rachel and smiled.
JAIME: Uh-oh; Melody is already trying to get in Rachel’s head.
DAWN: Soon enough, Rachel won’t have a head so it doesn’t really matter.
As Melody turned around and headed back toward her corner, Rachel did the same for a second before
she abruptly spun around and sped toward the tattooed juggernaut. The Ice Queen slammed into her
foe with a double axe-handle blow that dropped Melody to one knee. Rachel then grabbed a handful of
her foe’s hair and a handful of Melody’s belt, the blonde tossed the dangerous heavyweight down to the
arena floor.
Nicole leapt onto the ring apron and as she did, Melody released the grip she had on Jaime and started
to rush toward the brunette. Quickly, The Pit Viper began to swing the steel chain she held in her hands
which prompted the sadistic powerhouse to put on brakes and then hi-tail it out the opposite side of the
ring. Nicole entered the squared circle and stood guard as medical personnel finally headed down to the
ring to tend to the brutalized team of Fire and Ice. As they entered the ring, a visibly shaken Jaime
shook Nicole’s hand before she exited the ring and headed back to the announcer’s table.
DAWN: Well……was that fun for you?
JAIME: No, it wasn’t. Thank God for Nicole Ball.
DAWN: Yeah, because without her, your announcing days would have been over.
JAIME: Let’s just take a break, OK?
DAWN: Fine. Back in a few, people.
JAIME: Finally; somebody with some guts to stand up to this monster.
DAWN: Guts, maybe; brains….none.
As the Fire Fox kipped to her feet, Melody rushed forward and nearly decapitated the brunette with THE
FINAL SEPARATION [Hi-Speed Clothesline]; the impact flipped Kat in mid-air and knocked her out of her
shoes. The Hardcore Harlot wasted no time as she yanked the dazed Kat to her feet and led her over to
the ropes. The powerhouse then pulled Kat’s torso between the top and second ropes while she draped
her victim’s arms over the top strand.
With the Fire Fox effectively trapped, Melody grabbed her victim’s blouse and began to rip it right off her
body and exposing Kat’s bare breasts. Once she had succeeded, the Queen of Destruction wrapped
the shredded material around the throat of the trapped brunette and began to strangle her. Kat’s hands
clenched and unclenched as her throat began to burn and her lungs screamed for oxygen. Just before
the brunette was about to pass out, Melody removed the makeshift noose and tossed it away allowing
Kat to slump, held up only by the ropes.
Melody headed back over to her bag of horrors, reached inside and pulled out a tiny pouch. Many in the
crowd knew what was coming and started a ‘HARDCORE’ chant as a result. The Hardcore Harlot
stepped to the center of the ring and emptied the contents of the pouch onto the mat; it was dozens and
dozens of tiny thumbtacks.
JAIME: This has got to stop; Rachel still needs medical attention but nobody is going to get in the same
ring as that animal.
DAWN: I’d pipe down if I were you; she has been known to pulverize a commentator or two.
The Queen of Destruction pulled Kat loose from the ropes and let her collapse to the mat. The powerful
brunette then grabbed her prone foe’s legs, tucked them underneath her arms and flipped the Fire Fox
into the air wheelbarrow-style. Then, Melody quickly spun around and drove Kat into the pile of
thumbtacks with a sick looking wheelbarrow facebuster. A shriek of agony escaped Kat’s lips as the
sharp objects punctured exposed torso. But before the agonized brunette could escape, Melody
repeated the torturous maneuver, completing her finisher, MELODY’S MASSACRE [Consecutive
Wheelbarrow Facebusters]. Kat rolled away from the pile of thumbtacks as dozens of the objects stuck
into her flesh, opening tiny punctures and leaving the Fire Fox in total agony.
JAIME: STOP!!!
The commentator’s shout stopped Melody in her tracks and she spun around to see Jaime Pressly
remove her headset and step over to the edge of the ring apron.
JAIME: Stop! You’ve won! We get it; we all GET IT! You are the baddest woman in the federation.
Nobody can stop you. You ARE The Queen of Destruction. WE GET IT!
Melody stepped over the ropes and looked down at the tiny blonde with a bemused look on her face.
JAIME: You destroyed Rachel. You just destroyed Kat. If you don’t stop now, Rachel will probably
never wrestle again and may be permanently injured. Isn’t that enough? Like I said, WE GET IT!
MELODY: No, you don’t……but you’re about to.
With that, Melody reached down, grabbed Jaime by her hair and yanked the blonde up and onto the ring
apron. The Canadian powerhouse wrapped her hands around Jaime’s throat and pulled her over the
top rope and into the ring.
DAWN: I told her to keep her mouth shut. But did she listen? Noooooo.
Suddenly, another figure sped down the ramp toward the ring with a weapon dangling from her hand; it
was Nicole Ball and in her hands was a thick, steel chain.
The action is picked up just as a bloodied Melody drags a slightly bloodied Jennifer over to
the ropes and locks her arms in the ropes over the objections of the referee. The official
quickly pays for his warning as Melody headbutts him and then tosses him over the top
rope and down to the floor. Melody exits the ring, grabs the stunned referee and tosses
him head first into the steel steps and taking him out of the equation for the evening.
The vicious brunette then walks over to the ringside barricade and snatches a bottle of
water from a fan in the front row. When the fan objects, he receives a stiff right hand for
his troubles. Melody then returns to the ring where Jennifer is still struggling to free
herself. Without warning, Melody smashes the glass bottle over the head of the powerful
blonde and opening up a gash near her hairline.
With blood streaming down the face of the trapped Jennifer, Melody then takes the
remaining part of the bottle and begins to dig the jagged edges into her opponent’s face.
As Jennifer’s screams fill the air, the fans begin to pelt the sadistic brunette with debris.
When Melody started to use the broken bottle to open up Jennifer’s left bicep, a couple of
fans jumped the ringside barricade and charged the ring.
Melody responded to the interlopers with a massive clothesline that had to have given the
fan a serious case of whiplash. The second fan received a stiff right hand that seemed to
break his nose as blood instantly began to pour from his nose. When several more fans
jumped the ringside barricade, security quickly rushed into the ring to protect the
Canadian heavyweight from the mob. With great difficulty, the security force ushered
Melody from the ring and to the back while several members of the crowd tried to reach
the sadistic brunette.