DING!  

Joline wastes no time and makes a charge at the Hellcat, planting a knee to Laurie’s midsection.  She
follows up the knee with a backhanded slap right to Laurie’s mouth, and then another.  Joline rears
backs and delivers a painful sounding knife edge chop across Noack’s somewhat exposed chest.

JENNY:  A great start for the rookie.

Laurie, almost completely un-phased by her foe’s attacks, delivers a right hook to Joline’s left cheek,
flooring the Hartford native.

JENNY:  OK, maybe not (laughing)

LAURIE:  What did you think… you were going to a cocktail party?  This is a god damn wrestling match
bitch.  How dare you disrespect me like that.

Laurie bends down and grabs at the mid-drift of the dress, ripping it completely off the blonde bombshell
with ease.  Joline is left wearing a skimpy white thong and lacey white bra.  The Hellcat heads to the
corner leaving Jolie rolling on the mat still trying to shake off her opponent’s attacks.  Laurie lifts herself
to the second turnbuckle and leaps off, driving a flying fist drop right into the Queen’s abdominal region.  
The blow thunders through the crowd and knocks the wind completely out of the younger opponent.  
Laurie lays across her foe for the pin.

ONE…

Kick out by Joline to the surprise of the Hellcat.

LISA:  A little fight still left in the rookie.
JENNY:  She might regret that in a few minutes.

Both girls rise to their feet.  Laurie rears back to deliver another vicious right hook, but this time, Joline
thwarts the attempt, and drives a kick to the Hellcat’s knee.  The Queen lifts herself right back up and
delivers another textbook low dropkick to the now staggering Laurie.  One more swift kick to the kneecap
of the Hellcat sends her back into the ropes.

Joline changes her focus, swinging and connecting with a flurry of right and left hooks to Noack’s jaw,
knocking the Hellcat’s head back further with each blow.  The sixth right hand bounces the veteran
blonde against the ropes.  Schilling uses Laurie’s momentum, scoops her up and slams her painfully
down to the canvas.  The Queen wastes no time in heading to the corner and climbing to the top rope
trying to seize her opportunity.  With her back to her opponent The Queen jumps backwards while
executing a front flip.  Ultimately, her massive leg drops square across Laurie’s throat, completing
THE
ROYAL SACRIFICE
[Moonsault into an Avalanche Legdrop].

LISA:  THE ROYAL SACRIFICE…Wow!  I’ve never seen a move like that before.
JENNY:  I definitely did not expect that.

Schilling hooks the leg.

ONE…

TWO…

THR-

Laurie kicks out of the pin attempt with a pissed-off look on her face.

LISA:  Look at Joline’s face; total disbelief.
JENNY:  Laurie is showing amazing resilience.

Joline refocuses her attack on Laurie’s right knee, driving three consecutive stomps down on the already
weakened joint.  The Queen attempts a figure-four leglock, but Laurie frees her foot in time to drive it
into Joline’s gut.

LISA:  Joline showing a little lack of experience there as she was not able to lock in the figure four.
JENNY:  Definitely not her forte.  Plus, Laurie is one of the most lethal submission wrestlers on the
roster; she will make anyone pay for even the smallest mistake.

Schilling interlocks her hands and swings them down on Laurie with a double fisted hammer smash, but
just before the blow connects, Laurie drives a sharp elbow into the blonde’s stomach which causes her to
double over and fall to her knees.  Laurie rises, slowly trying to shake off the damage to her knee and
locks up with Schilling.  The Hellcat locks on a front facelock before she lifts her foe up and deposits her
to the canvas with a snap suplex.  Both grapplers rise to their feet, but Laurie remains in control.  

The Hellcat throws Joline towards the ropes, bouncing her off with amazing force.  Quickly, Laurie lifts
The Queen onto her shoulders and in one continuous motion, plunges her to the mat with a brutal
Samoan drop.  The veteran blonde rolls Joline onto her flat stomach before she mounts her younger
opponent.  Laurie yanks her foe’s head back, locking her massive arm under Joline’s neck and applies
her finisher,
THE FLINT LOCK [Dragon Sleeper, Camel Clutch].

LISA:  Uh oh, THE FLINT LOCK!!!  Joline got careless.
JENNY:  Just a matter of whether she passes out or breaks in half first.

Noack really cinches in the submission maneuver, pulling Joline backwards to her breaking point and
causes her to scream and squirm.  As Gabrielle asks The Queen if she wants to submit, Joline’s arms
flail and her eyes begin to shut, but still, she refuses to quit.  Miraculously, Joline grabs a handful of
Laurie’s hair and yanks with all her might, causing Laurie to release the hold.

LISA:  An amazing display of determination by Joline, but she can’t give Laurie another opportunity like
that.
JENNY:  Looks like the rookie has survived for now, but I think it’s just a matter of time before the medics
are coming to revive her.

As Laurie rises, Joline sweep kicks her back down to the mat.  Showing a second wind, Joline yanks
Noack up by the hair and drives a knee between her thighs.  She then wraps her arms around The
Hellcat, picks her up and drives her down onto her knee with a reverse atomic drop.  The move causes
Laurie to howl in pain as her privates are aflame with agony.  Before Laurie can fall to the mat, Schilling
continues her assault as she scoops up the Flint native and powerslams her to the mat.

LISA:  Joline’s youth is really starting to payoff.  The longer the match goes, the greater her advantage.
JENNY:  I’m currently speechless.

As Laurie slowly rises, Schilling waits patiently behind her.  A shaky Hellcat lets out a gasp as Schilling
moves in and interlocks her own arms with Laurie’s, putting the veteran into an abdominal stretch.  

JOLINE:  Your finished bitch!  Give up!
LAURIE:  Never!

Schilling locks the hold in tighter, causing Laurie to gasp in pain.  The Hellcat tries to push Joline back
towards the near corner, but Joline blocks the attempt and repositions them to the middle of the ring.  
Sensing her opponent is getting tired, Laurie constricts all her muscles and tries to snap the hold.  The
Queen feels Noack’s attempt at freedom, and at the last second, converts the abdominal stretch into a
pump-handle powerbomb.  Noack’s body thuds against the canvas and Joline hooks the leg for the pin.

ONE…

TWO…

THRE-

A kick out by Laurie at the last second forces the match to continue.

Joline smacks Noack’s face hard and rises, stomping hard on the Hellcat’s stomach.  Joline heads to the
opposite corner waiting eagerly for her foe to rise.  

LISA:  I think Joline’s going for THE JO-VELIN [Spear].

Laurie slowly gets back to her feet.  As soon as she turns toward the corner Joline is occupying, The
Queen charges full speed towards her adversary, diving head first completely parallel to the ground,
waiting to drive her strong frame into the already weakened Laurie.  The blonde veteran sees Joline
coming just in time and sidesteps the brunt of the move.  With Joline already airborne, Noack uses her
impressive strength to lock an arm around her foe’s head and drive Schilling’s skull into the mat with
THE
MOTOR CITY DRIVER
[Implant DDT].  Joline’s landing is hard and causes her to bounce off the mat.

JENNY: MOTOR CITY DRIVER!!!  

Noack rises very slowly, still shaken from Joline’s assault, but the Queen is still motionless after the
devastating maneuver.  Noack rolls the limp bodied Joline onto her back.  She slowly walks to the corner
and climbs to the top rope.  The Hellcat leaps and flips an entire 360 degrees, before she lands
THE
SMASHDOWN
[Shooting Star Press].

JENNY:  An amazing display of strength and athleticism.

LAURIE:  Sweet dreams, you dirty little bitch.

Laurie then squeezes her middle finger and ring finger together and plunges them deep into Joline’s
mouth, locking in her finisher,
THE NIGHTMARE [Mandible Claw].  Laurie doesn’t stop pushing until her
fingers find the back of Joline’s mouth.  With her other hand, The Hellcat pushes the now flailing girl’s jaw
backward.  Joline kicks and flails helplessly as frothy drool runs out over her lips.  As Gabrielle leans in to
see if the rookie wants to submit, Joline fought her gag reflex and used her last strength to bite down on
Laurie’s fingers.  Instinctively, the veteran jerked her hand out of her foe’s mouth, but as she did, her
elbow nailed Gabrielle directly in her left eye.  The impact caused a shriek to come from the Amazon’s
mouth as she stumbled blindly toward the ropes, waving her arms.  Suddenly, the timekeeper rang the
bell.

DING!  DING!  DING!

Gabrielle, still blinded, looks around, unaware as to why the bell was rung.  But a pissed off Laurie
moved in on the Amazon official and demanded an explanation.

LAURIE:  What the hell?  You had better not disqualify me.

LISA:  What the hell just happened?
JENNY:  I think Gabby just disqualified Laurie; what a way for her to lose this match.
LISA:  You’ve got to be kidding me.

As Laurie corners Gabrielle, the JumboTron lights up and shows Debra Ann Miceli as she strides onto
the stage with a microphone in hand.
ERICA:  I’m here in the back with newcomer Joline Schilling.  Welcome to the AWF Joline.
JOLINE:  Thanks Erica.
ERICA:  I know you’ve had some success in Connecticut Elite Wrestling.
JOLINE:  If you’d call 76 straight title defenses “some” success, than yes.
ERICA:  Well to be fair I’ve seen some of the girls on that roster and I think my grandmother could defeat
the majority of them, so those stats might be a little padded.
JOLINE:  I’d like to see that.
ERICA:  So why the move to the AFW?
JOLINE:  I’m looking forward to showing off my domination on a wider stage.
ERICA:  I heard it was because you were unceremoniously beaten, destroyed and humilaited three times
in a row by a girl half your size.
JOLINE:  Maybe you should get your facts straight!  Anyway I’m here to talk about the future not the past.
ERICA:  Are you sure you’re ready for such a huge step up?  There are no cupcake opponents here in
the AFW, and tonight you’ll be taking on a much stronger opponent in Laurie Noack.
JOLINE:  I’m absolutely shaking.  Not only am I going to win tonight, consider this my first step in a quick
journey to the top.
ERICA:  There you have it from a very confident newcomer Joline Schilling.  Standing by with Laurie
Noack is Alexis Bledel; Alexis, take it away.
written by:
LAURIE NOACK
JOLINE SCHILLING
EPISODE 6
LOCATION: WELLS FARGO CENTER [PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA]
When the cameras returned, the scen switched to backstage where Erica Durance stood with a
newcomer.
ERICA DURANCE
JOLINE SCHILLING
ALEXIS:  You just heard comments from your opponent tonight, Joline Schilling.
LAURIE:  It sounded like a lot of blah, blah, blah, to me.  The little thing better watch her mouth or her
first match might be her last.
ALEXIS:  Any concerns at all for this match?
LAURIE:  Other than, how I’m going to finish the slut off?…..No.

With that, Laurie walked off leaving Alexis behind.

ALEXIS:  There you have it; Amerie and referee Gabrielle Reece are in the ring, so let’s go up for the
introductions.
ALEXIS BLEDEL
LAURIE NOACK
AMERIE ROGERS:  The following match is scheduled for one fall.  First, making her debut, she weighs
138 pounds and is from Hartford, Connecticut; here is The Queen, Joline Schilling.

Joline heads down to the ring in an elegant blue dress, her flowing blonde hair worn down.  On top of her
head sat a delicate little tiara.  Schilling walked down the ramp toward the ring, looking a little out of her
element on the big scene.  She steps into the ring to limited fan reaction.

AMERIE ROGERS:  And her opponent, weighing 127 pounds from Flint, Michigan; she is The Hellcat,
Laurie Noack.

Laurie makes her way slowly to the ring, looking cool and collected in her extremely skimpy multi-colored
bikini.

LISA:  Wow; that outfit leaves nothing to the imagination.
JENNY:  It certainly does not.

Laurie finally makes her way to ringside and just as slowly makes her way into the ring.  Upon entering,
she flexes for the crowd and her opponent.

LISA:  Did you see Joline’s jaw drop?  She really had no idea what she was getting into.
JENNY:  You’re not in Connecticut anymore my little pretty.
GABRIELLE REECE
REFEREE
DEBRA:  If you touch her Laurie, you’re going to be very, very sorry.  

With that, Laurie backs down and retreats a few steps.

DEBRA:  Now, am I correct Gabrielle that you did not signal for the bell?

The Amazon shakes her head no and she continues to rub at her damaged eye.  As she did, Laurie
breathed a sigh of relief.

DEBRA:  Very well.  I will deal with the timekeeper’s error later, but right now, this match will continue.  
Ring the bell.

DING!

During the commotion, Joline recovers enough to rise to her feet and sneak up behind Laurie.

JENNY:  Watch out Laurie!

Joline jumps up on Laurie’s back, places her hands around Noack’s neck and lifting her knees up
between Laurie’s shoulders.  The Queen yanks backward with all her remaining strength, pulling the
Hellcat’s body backward onto her crunched up knees and completes her finisher,
THE
CONNECTICUTION
[Lungblower].  Laurie emits a shrill scream before she hits the canvas and begins to
spasm; Joline rolls the twitching blonde over and covers her for the pin.  A slight smile comes across the
face of Gabrielle as she quickly gets into position.

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING!  DING!  DING!

AMERIE ROGERS:  The winner of the match; “The Queen”, Joline Schilling.

LISA:  A stunning upset!
JENNY:  What a screw job, by Gabrielle Reece and Debra Ann Miceli.  
LISA:  Come on Jenny; give the newbie a little credit.  She stepped up her game against a top talent and
was able to survive for the victory.
JENNY:  Yeah, I always see “winners” squealing like a pig in submission.  You’re absolutely right; it was
an ‘amazing’ win.
LISA:  Folks, we’ll be back with more action.
DEBRA ANN MICELI
CRASH & BURN - GENERAL MANAGER