Ashley emerges from the back and strikes an arrogant, but sexy pose with her partners in crime
Angel Williams & Talia Madison. Complete with the Paper Bag Mask and the Ugly Stick, they
arrogantly ignore the fans and trash Diana on the way to the ring.
Once inside the ring, the trio starts to surround the surprisingly brave Diana before the referee
intervenes and ushers Angel and Talia from the ring. Finally, the official calls for the bell to start
the match.
DING!
The two women start in a collar-and-elbow lock-up. They fought back and forth for some time, first
one getting an advantage then the other before, finally, Diana being slightly bigger, managed to
take over and overpower Ashley and put her in a headlock. Ashley tried to reverse the hold but
Diana’s superior power kept the headlock on the smaller woman. La Bomba then managed to
bring Ashley to the mat with a headlock takedown before she then managed to put the blonde in a
bodyscissors, trying to take the wind out of her foe. Befuddled by her opponent, Ashley could do
nothing to stop the quicker luchadora.
Suddenly, Diana release her hold and raced to the near corner. As Ashley sat up, Diana leapt
onto the top turnbuckle, spun around and nailed a rocket dropkick to the back of Ashley’s head,
sending her sprawling. Diana moved in to press her attack as she then tries to pick up Ashley by
her hair, but the sexy blonde responded with a forearm smash that stopped the Mexican beauty in
her tracks. Ashley nailed her opponent with another pair of forearms before she grabbed the
Latina and sent her into the ropes with an Irish Whip. When Diana rebounded, Ashley smashed
into her with a picture-perfect Leg Lariat.
Now in control, Ashley picks her foe up and hits a snap suplex that left Diana winching in pain.
Again, Ashley yanked the Mexican beauty up, moved behind her and drove her into the canvas
with a stiff German suplex. The blonde bridges out as the referee moved into position to count the
attempted pinfall.
ONE...
Diana kicks out with authority.
JENNIFER: Way too early to try a move like that.
TAMMY: You never know Jennifer.
JENNIFER: It was only a 1 Count.
TAMMY: She should have tried pulling on the tights.
Just as Diana managed to stand, Ashley reached out and rakes the eyes of the Latina before she
grabs the Mexican beauty with a front facelock and hits a nasty looking swinging neckbreaker. In
control of the match, Ashley shakes her ass for the crowd before yanking Diana back to her feet.
The blonde locked on another front facelock but this time, lifted her opponent into the air before
she drove the sexy Latina into the mat with a wicked brainbuster suplex, trying to injure the neck of
her opponent further.
With Diana laying on the canvas holding her neck, Ashley went to the near corner and swiftly
climbed to the top rope to attempt a diving splash. A second later, the blonde leapt off and with
perfect precision, crashed onto the stunned Mexican beauty. Quickly, Ashley went for another
pinfall.
ONE...
TWO...
Diana gets a shoulder up in time.
TAMMY: Getting Closer.
JENNIFER: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Upset, Ashley grabs two handfuls of her foe’s hair and begins shaking her back and forth with it.
Then the sexy blonde yanks Diana up on to drive her back into the canvas with a sit-out
facebuster. With Diana face down on the mat, Ashley follows up with several stomps to the back of
the head of the Mexican beauty.
Sexy Lexi then backs off and waits for the stunned Diana to get up. When she does, Ashley heads
for the ropes. When she bounces off, she nails Diana with a running bicycle kick to the face,
sending La Bomba crashing to the mat and allowing Ashley to go for another pinfall.
ONE...
TWO...
TH-
A clearly stunned Diana barely gets a shoulder up.
JENNIFER: Diana had better do something quick or she is going to be eliminated from this
tournament.
TAMMY: Fine by me. She’s a dog and only Beautiful People need apply.
Ashley again stood up and did a quick, sexy gyration for the crowd before she picked Diana up
from the canvas. Standing next to the Mexican beauty, Ashley drove her foe into the mat with her
finisher DIS-LEXI-A [Reverse STO]. With Diana face-down on the canvas, Ashley rolled the Latina
onto her stomach before she wagged a finger in the stunned Latina’s face.
Surprisingly, instead of pinning Diana, Ashley headed for the near corner and carefully climbed to
the top rope ready to land her finisher, THE RAYNE DROP [moonsault]. However, in mid-flight,
Diana came alive and rolled out of harm’s way, allowing Ashley to hit nothing but the canvas. The
move left Ashley hurt and gave Diana the opening she needed.
Diana pulled the blonde off the mat and slammed into her with a stiff forearm smash. A knife-
edged chop followed and backed Ashley into the corner. After Diana landed a European uppercut
that left the blonde slumped in the corner, Diana raced to the opposite corner and sped across the
ring. A second later, the Mexican beauty hit her trademark handspring back elbow in the corner
and dropped Ashley to the mat.
JENNIFER: Diana is trying to take over this match.
TAMMY: Well, she lucked into this Jennifer; let’s see if she can take advantage.
Diana picks up her opponent and tries to go for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Ashley blocks the
move with a clubbing blow to the back of La Bomba. Quickly, Ashley locks on a double underhook
armlock, lifts Diana off the mat a few inches and drives the Mexican beauty head first into the
canvas with her finisher, THE LANE CHANGE [double underhook DDT]. Ashley rolls Diana onto
her back and crawls across her foe with a schoolgirl pin.
ONE...
TWO...
THRE-
At the last second, Diana drapes a leg over the bottom rope and referee taps Ashley on the
shoulder. A look of rage comes over the blonde’s face as she wishes she had pulled Diana away
from the ropes.
JENNIFER: I really thought that was it, Tammy.
TAMMY: It was. Diana was done, but somehow she knew she was close to the ropes.
Suddenly, Talia jumped on the ring apron to distract the referee while Angel climbed onto the
apron on the opposite side of the ring and calls Ashley over, instructing her to untie the turnbuckle
cover. Ashley nods in agreement, but just as she starts to comply with what Angel wants, Angel
pulls her perfume bottle from her pocket and sprays it into the eyes of her friend. Blinded, Ashley
never saw Angel take the Ugly Stick and slam it over her head, sending Ashley into dreamland.
With the crowd going crazy, Talia stared at Angel in total shock. A few seconds later, Talia asked
Angel what was going on, but the Canadian beauty ignored her, jumped down to the arena floor
and headed to the back. Meanwhile, a recovered Diana was coherent enough to head for the
corner and climb to the top. Quickly, Diana leapt off her perch and onto the out-cold Ashley with
her finisher, EL MUERTE [Top Rope Corkscrew Senton]. The confused referee stayed focused
just long enough to count the pinfall.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match Diana La Cazadora.
JENNIFER: I cannot believe what I just saw. Diana wins the match because of Angel's
interference.
TAMMY: I have to get to the bottom of this. I hope to have some answers later.

TAMMY: Next, we have a woman from one of my favorite groups, The Beautiful People, Ashley
Lane against some Mexican Girl.
JENNIFER: You mean, Diana La Cazadora.
TAMMY: She is just some dumb weathergirl Jennifer; even you could probably do that.
JENNIFER: (Rolls Eyes) Yeah, whatever you say Tammy. Regardless, we have an interview with
Diana La Cazadora. Maria, take it away.
MARIA: It is an honor to introduce from the great nation of Mexico, Diana La Cazadora. Welcome
to the IWWC Diana.
DIANA: Thank you Maria.
MARIA: I understand you have an interesting side job; you are a reporter and weathergirl for a
television station in Mexico.
DIANA: This is true Maria, but I am here in the IWWC to show the wonderful fans exactly what I can
do in the ring.
MARIA: You have a match tonight with some very tough competition, Ashley Lane.
DIANA: Tonight I have a forecast of stormy weather for you Ashley Lane. In fact, the late edition
has a prediction for you; at the end, a 100% Chance of El Muerte. Arriba!!
MARIA: Strong Words from Diana La Cazadora. Back to you Jennifer.
JENNIFER: Sounds like a very confident Diana.
TAMMY: More like she is clueless. You two make a perfect pair.
JENNIFER: Let’s go to the ring for the introductions.
RING ANNOUNCER: This match is scheduled for one fall and is the first match in the IWWC
Cruiserweight Championship. First, from Reynosa, Mexico…..weighing in at 120 Pounds, here is
La Bomba, Diana La Cazadora!!
Diana, the sexy weathergirl, heads down to the ring with a sexy, gyrating dance, high-fiving the
fans along the way and hugging a few as well. La Bomba enters the ring and climbs the
turnbuckles one-by-one, saluting the fans before she retreats to her corner to get ready for the
important match.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent from Columbus, Ohio….she weighs in at 118 Pounds….
she is accompanied to the ring by The Beautiful People, Angel Williams and Talia Madison….here
is Ashley Lane.
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