JENNIFER: What we have here is a match between two, awesome young wrestlers; Lisa Fury and
Lourdes Guenard.
TAMMY: Ugh, you mean Nidia's sister? Lourdes, look at me and listen carefully: Look what
happened to your older sister. She is a mess right now honey, so please leave right now while you
can.
JENNIFER: Just because Nidia lost doesn't mean Lourdes will.
TAMMY: Nidia has experience and she still got slaughtered by Melissa Coates. I have heard
some very good things about this English Girl Lisa Fury.
JENNIFER: Me too Tammy. Becky Bayless is backstage with Lisa Fury.
BECKY: I am here with Lisa Fury, any words Lisa?
LISA: Yes Becky, I have run amuck in the UK, and now I am here in this foul country (sticks her
nose up.) God, this country stinks with racism and war and violence. As for my opponent, I have
beaten down better girls than you Lourdes and you are going to be in trouble.
BECKY: Are you bashing this country, Lisa?
LISA: This country has idolized celebrities who can't stay out of trouble and elected officials who
are nothing more than thieves while your government has invaded countries for oil. President
Obama, you would be better off giving this country back to England. And Lourdes, I hope you like
being in a hospital next to your sister.
BECKY:(nervously looks back in the camara) Back to you guys.
TAMMY: I hate to be Lourdes Guenard right now.
JENNIFER: Well, we don't know what she is capable of.
TAMMY: We know she's not capable of beating Lisa Fury.
RING ANNOUNCER: This match is scheduled for one fall. First from Liverpool, England, she
weighs in at 126 Pounds, she is Lisa Fury.
Lisa Fury comes out completes ignores the fans as she walks down the aisle with an arrogant smirk
on her face. She eventually enters the ring and stretches to get ready for her match.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent from Mayaguez, Puerto Rico, she weighs in at 125
Pounds, she is Lourdes Guenard.
Lourdes comes out and High Fives all the fans and hugs several young children on the way to the
ring, She enters the ring and salutes the fans from the Second Rope.
DING!
Lourdes is still waving to the fans when the bell rings and she doesn't see that Lisa is rushing
toward her. The British beauty sends a kick to the knee of Lourdes and when the Puerto Rican
beauty falls onto the top turnbuckle, Lisa sends a dropkick to the back of the head of the rookie,
sending her crashing to the mat. The Luscious One was cursing out Lourdes all along, calling her
a "No Good Rookie" and saying she was going to teach the Latina a lesson.
TAMMY: Nice start for Lisa; she is dissecting Lourdes Guenard.
JENNIFER: The match has only begun.
When Lourdes fell in the corner, Lisa then went to the other side of the ring and tried a baseball
slide to the face of the Boricua Princess, but Lourdes moved out of the way. The rookie summons
all her energy, gets up and puts a wristlock on The Luscious One, trying to stay far enough away
from Lisa so that she would not be hit by the Brit. Still, Lisa managed to nail the Puerto Rican
beauty with a kick to the stomach, doubling her over and taking her breath away.
TAMMY: Nice start for Lourdes, but Lisa is already starting to take over the match, Jennifer.
JENNIFER: All she did was kick Lourdes in the stomach; Lisa has to do more than that to destroy
Lourdes.
The Luscious One then picks up Lourdes, but before she can do anything, the Latina was able to
hit the Brit with several elbows and knees to the stomach. The Puerto Rican beauty has enough
endurance to fight through her previous pain as she then goes for an arm twist. After twisting her
opponent’s arm, the Latina then follows up with several kicks to the sore arm of Lisa. Lourdes was
then able to pick up the Luscious One and nail her with a textbook belly-to-belly suplex. She
quickly went for the pin.
ONE...
(Lisa Kicks out with authority.)
TAMMY: That wasn't close Jennifer.
JENNIFER: I know, but you never know what might happen, Tammy.
TAMMY: Yeah, if she hooked Lisa's tights, maybe she might have had a two count.
JENNIFER: (sigh) That is against the rules, Tammy.
TAMMY: Only if the referee sees it.
Lourdes tries another game plan as she picks up her opponent and goes for a suplex, but Lisa
blocks it. The sexy Brit then delivers several kicks to the stomach of the Latina before she then
uses her experience to deliver a suplex to Lourdes. The Luscious One then follows up by racing
toward the ropes and going for a springboard legdrop. Lisa hits it to perfection and then goes for
a pinfall.
ONE...
TWO...
(Lourdes gets a Shoulder up.)
The Luscious One then waits for her opponent to sit up before she then delivers a low dropkick to
the head of the Latina beauty. With The Boricua Princess stunned, Lisa heads to the top
turnbuckle to go for a top rope elbow drop. Lourdes moves out of the way at the last second
though and the British beauty hits nothing but canvas. The Latina beauty sees her window of
opportunity and locks on an arm bar, putting extra pressure on the Brit’s sore elbow.
JENNIFER: Nice job weakening the arm of Lisa Fury.
TAMMY: Yeah Jennifer, but she won't make Lisa submit.
JENNIFER: But, Lourdes is still weakening the arm.
TAMMY: It won’t matter; Lisa will still destroy her.
Lourdes eventually let go of the Arm Bar to lock a Hammerlock on her opponent. The hammerlock
was kept on as the Boricua Princess slammed Lisa to the mat, further damaging the Brit’s arm.
The Puerto Rican beauty then applies a Cross Arm Breaker. The rookie knows the chances are
slim that she would make the veteran submit, but she also knows if she can take the arm out, she
would be in great shape to win the match.
The Latina then released the hold as she led Lisa Fury over to the ropes. Quickly, the Boricua
Princess walked up the ropes, pushed off and executed a picture-perfect Luchador arm drag; the
move putting more stress on Lisa's sore arm. Lourdes then lays Lisa a few feet away and races for
the nearby corner where she goes for a her finisher, THE MAYAGUEZ SPLASH [Diving
Moonsault]. The Puerto Rican beauty hits her finishing move and goes for the pin.
ONE...
TWO...
(Lisa barely gets her shoulder up. Obviously weakened but still some energy left.)
JENNIFER: Lisa Fury is in serious trouble here Tammy.
TAMMY: So what Jennifer? She can overcome this predicament.
With her opponent still on the canvas, Lourdes tries a spiral legdrop, but Lisa moves out of the way
at the last second and the rookie grappler injures her leg. The Luscious One fights to get up and
once she does, she starts stomping on the leg of the injured fighter, knowing that Lourdes is in
serious trouble. The British beauty then follows up by locking on a Figure-4 Leglock which
immediately caused the Latina to cry out in agony. Lourdes did what she could to fight to get to
the ropes, but just couldn't quite reach them.
This became a fight between two women; one trying to make the ropes and the other trying to
make sure her opponent doesn't and has enough sense to tap out. But eventually, Lourdes was
slowly able to make it to the ropes and the referee starts counting. At four and a half, Lisa finally
lets go of the painful hold.
JENNIFER: Lourdes managed to make it to the ropes just in time there.
TAMMY: But the damage is done Jennifer.
The Luscious One starts stomping on her foe’s knee again. The Brit then stands up Lourdes and
starts kicking away at the knee as the Puerto Rican beauty leaned against the ring ropes.
All of the sudden, a figure appears out of the back, races down to the ring, enters and starts
holding Lourdes. That figure is KATARINA WATERS, formerly known as Katie Lea Burchill.
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The referee sees the double team and immediately disqualifies Lisa Fury.
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner by disqualification, Lourdes Guenard.
The two veteran wrestlers double team the Latina with punches and kicks until the Latina collapses
to the mat. The carnage continues as Lisa began strangling Lourdes while Katarina calls for a
microphone.
KATARINA: How do you like this racist country, Lourdes?
(Lourdes is unable to talk because she was being choked and all she could do is cough.)
KATARINA: How does it make you feel that although you are a citizen since Puerto Rico is part of
this country, you are still treated like an illegal alien by the rest of the people of this "great" country?
(With her feet beating a tattoo into the mat, The Boricua Princess was starting to turn blue thanks
to the choking by Lisa)
KATARINA: You worships celebrities who are drunks and drug addicts, turn dead pedophiles into
icons and turn a blind eye to your military who rape and pilage the people of lands they are illegally
occupying. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
A shower of boos rain down on the despised duo as they shake their heads in disgust. Katarina
waits for the ruckus to quiet down before she continues.
KATARINA: C’mon Lourdes, wake up and join us. Just say three little words and this will stop and
we can be friends. Say “I HATE AMERICA”.
Katarina nods to Lisa to stop choking Lourdes so she can speak. After a few seconds of coughing,
the Latina catches her breath and responds.
LOURDES: American is not perfect, but it is a great country with wonderful people. There are
good people everywhere and I will always stick by them. I LOVE AMERICA!
KATARINA: You’re just like all the other idiots who live here. So you brought this on yourself.
Katarina drops her mic as she begins to stomp away at the rookie grappler. Eventually, Katarina
stops and nods to her partner in crime to finish things. Lisa then nails Lourdes with her finisher,
THE FURY [Sit-Down Facebuster]. Lisa and Katrina then roll the rookie onto her back where the
pair try to destroy the beautiful features of Lourdes with stomps and kicks to the face. Katrina
holds the Latina’s arms while The Luscious One starts punching and kicking the helpless Lourdes
in the face. They continue until two figures rush from the back. When the duo come closer, it
becomes clear it is LuFISTO and JENNIFER BLAKE out to makes the save.
It is now two on two, Katrina and Lisa beg off and head for the back while Jennifer and LuFisto
attend to the sore and shaken up, but thankfully not so injured Lourdes Guenard.
JENNIFER: LuFisto and Jennifer Blake thankfully came to the rescue of Lourdes. If not, she may
have been seriously injured.
TAMMY: Well, they did have a bed next to her sister waiting so I don’t see why those two had to
get involved.
JENNIFER: I cannot believe you just said that.
TAMMY: And I cannot believe that you used to be a wrestler.
JENNIFER: We’ll be back with a hardcore match in a minute folks. Don’t go anywhere!