JENNIFER: We have had an exciting night so far. Now we have a Hardcore Match between Hailey
Hatred and Crystal White.
TAMMY: (Excitedly) I am gonna love to see Crystal being ran out of this league by Hailey Hatred.
JENNIFER: (Sigh) Be Nice.
TAMMY: Nice girls finish last; I learned that a long time ago. That is why I am paid twice the
amount as you.
JENNIFER: I thought that was just your experience.
TAMMY: Oh, hush.
RING ANNOUNCER: This is a Hardcore Match with No Disqualications. First from Chicago, Illinois
weighing in at 125 Pounds, this is The Urban Heiress, Crystal White.
Crystal comes down to the ring with a large garbage can, ready to do battle. She was all smiles for
the crowd because she loves the fans and they love her. Once The Urban Heiress was in the ring,
she decides to sit the garbage can in the corner and does a sexy dance and the crowd cheers.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent from Cincinnati, Ohio weighing in at 150 Pounds, this is
the Hardcore Harlot, Hailey Hatred.
Hailey comes out with her own garbage can filled with weapons. The tall blonde comes down the
aisle yelling at the fans that were booing her until she eventually enters the ring, still yelling at the
fans.
The two wrestlers circled each other, each trying to get an advantage. Hailey wanted a Collar-And-
Elbow tie-up, but Crystal fakes and tries to kick Hailey in the stomach. However, the heavyweight is
too fast and grabs her opponent’s foot and then sweeps away the ebony beauty’s other foot,
leaving Crystal on the canvas.
TAMMY: Nice start by Miss Hailey
JENNIFER: It's only started.
Hailey kept hold of Crystal’s leg and kicks The Urban Heiress her in the thigh. The blonde kept
hold of her foe’s knee and spreads the legs apart as far as she can before delivering several more
kicks the hamstring region of the ebony beauty. Crystal was sitting up holding her sore knee when
Hailey hits a Big Boot to the skull of the buxom beauty.
Hailey was on a roll as she took the stunned ebony beauty and picked her up. With Crystal still
slouched over in pain, the blonde sends several knees to her opponent’s stomach. With Crystal
out of breath, Hailey then hits an enziguri kick to the back of the head of The Urban Heiress. The
blonde heavyweight then headed over to her Garbage Can, reached in and found an aluminum
baseball bat. The hardcore veteran then waits for Crystal to sit up and delivers several blows to
the beautiful face of her foe with the bat.
JENNIFER: Man that was vicious.
TAMMY: Seen many hardcore matches Jennifer?
JENNIFER: A few, but Crystal hasn't even had any offense yet Tammy.
TAMMY: That is because Hailey Hatred is vastly superior in her skills to Crystal White.
The Hardcore Harlot then picks Crystal up by her hair and goes for another move. Crystal tries to
answer with forearms, but they were way too weak to have any effect on the powerful blonde.
Hailey then picks her weakened opponent up in the air and goes for a bearhug. She knew just how
to do it to take away the breath of Crystal.
After about a minute, Crystal was just barely conscious. With her foe’s struggles growing weak,
Hailey let go, allowing The Urban Heiress to collapse to the mat. The blonde then goes to her
garbage can and finds a STOP sign inside. The Hardcore Harlot has the match at hand, but she
doesn't want to stop now as she wants to send a message to all the girls in the back. The blonde
then goes for a facebuster onto the STOP Sign. Crystal White was now completely helpless and
she was just about out cold after her face slammed into the STOP Sign.
JENNIFER: Man, Hailey Hatred has destroyed Crystal White.
TAMMY: Yeah Jennifer, I told you Crystal isn't worth having here.
JENNIFER: Or is Hailey Hatred that great.
Hailey then takes the STOP sign and violently slams it across Crystal's face several times.
Consumed by her anger, the blonde exits the ring and gets a Metal Chair from underneath the
ring. The Hardcore Harlot slides back in, picks the defenseless Crystal up and she goes for a belly-
to-belly suplex onto the Steel Chair that was horrible. The blonde was desecrating Crystal;
Heather could pin the destroyed ebony grappler at any time, but she wants to totally destroy her
opponent.
The blonde then grabs Crystal by her hair, pulls her up and executes a hair-mare. That was only
done to humiliate the ebony beauty who could only moan in pain with very slight movements. The
Hardcore Harlot then sets Crystal in the corner, backs across the ring and then hits a big corner
spear, nearly breaking the Urban Heiress in two. Crystal was in serious danger.
JENNIFER: Why doesn't the referee just stop the match?
TAMMY: Because she hasn't been pinned or submitted yet Jennifer.
Hailey then goes into her garbage can again and finds a hockey stick. She then propped Crystal
up in a corner before she delivered several hard shots to the chest of her victim with the deadly
weapon. Then, out for pure humiliation, the blonde went for a double eye rake, meaning not only
was Crystal injured, but she was also blinded at this point.
The sadistic blonde then locked the semi-conscious Crystal in a cobra clutch. After about 20
seconds, Crystal frantically tapped out her submission. But Hailey Hatred wasn't quite done. Just
to teach her opponent a lesson, she then nailed Crystal with her finisher, THE HAILEY HAMMER
[Fisherman's Buster Suplex], leaving the Urban Heiress writhing on the canvas.
At that point, Hailey Hatred leaves the ring to a chorus of boos and the EMT's rush into the ring to
take care of the injured Crystal White. Eventually, Crystal sat up and was able to walk to the back
with a little assistance; her bumps and bruises forcing her to walk gingerly. Thankfully, her mind
may have been damaged from the beating, but she sustained no permanent physical injuries.
TAMMY: Awesome display by Hailey Hatred; she has totally destroyed another opponent.
JENNIFER: Yeah, I hope Crystal's all right. It looks like she may be OK, but who knows how this
has traumatized her.
TAMMY: I still say she should look for another line of work.
JENNIFER: Your compassion overwhelms me. We’ll be back with more action and the debut of a
newcomer, Louise Glover.