JENNIFER: Tammy you will like this. We have next a match between Minnesota Homewrecking
Crew and Team Blondage.
TAMMY: Oh yeah, both deserving tag teams. Beautiful, Hard Working, Wonderful Wrestlers.
JENNIFER: Do you mean Working hard to find ways to break the rules Tammy.
TAMMY: Yeah, Basically.
JENNIFER: We go to our brand new backstage reporter Maria Kanellis for an interview with Team
Blondage.
Crew and Team Blondage.
TAMMY: Oh yeah, both deserving tag teams. Beautiful, Hard Working, Wonderful Wrestlers.
JENNIFER: Do you mean Working hard to find ways to break the rules Tammy.
TAMMY: Yeah, Basically.
JENNIFER: We go to our brand new backstage reporter Maria Kanellis for an interview with Team
Blondage.
The match starts and it's Lacey and Krissy Vaine deciding to start the match for their respective
teams. The two begin trash talking at each other; Krissy calling Lacey a thief for stealing the Home-
Wreckers gimmick before calling Lacey a cheap impostor and saying the Team Blondage gimmick
was superior.
Lacey started to reply by saying she and Peyton had been around a lot longer than Krissy and her
partner, but the blonde cut her off and caught the Home-Wrecker off guard with a punch to start
the match. The blonde then mounted Lacey and started to punch the brunette several times.
Finally, the Lovely Lacey was able to buck off Special K and they had a standoff.
JENNIFER: Nice start so far for Krissy Vaine.
TAMMY: But don't count out Lacey just yet.
As Lacey and Krissy start to go for a collar-and-elbow lockup, the Minnesota native quickly wins
that battle and locks the blonde in a headlock. Desperate to escape, Krissy began throwing
forearms to the stomach of her foe. Lacey suddenly released the hold, but started to land forearms
of her own before she followed up with a rake to the eyes of the blonde. The Lovely One then
went for a spinning heel kick to the head of Krissy, sending the blonde crashing to the mat and
allowing Lacey to go for a pin.
ONE...
(Kickout by Krissy Vaine)
Special K starts to sit up, but Lacey kipped up, backed up a few steps and then landed a running
kick to the back of the head of her opponent. The Minnesota beauty deftly locks on a choke hold
while hiding it well from the referee. The official eventually finds it and he makes the count.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
FOUR...
Finally, Lacey lets go of the chokehold and shows an innocent smile to the ref as she backs away.
Lacey then picks up Special K and locks the blonde in a full nelson from behind. A few seconds
later, the Lovely One suddenly executes a German suplex from that position, leaving Krissy in a
heap. A sneer comes over Lacey’s face as she applies a standing choke hold while the referee
does the count.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
FOUR...
Before she is disqualified, Lacey lets go with a pissed off expression on her face.
JENNIFER: Lacey is really taking control of this match.
TAMMY: As someone like Lacey would do.
JENNIFER: I thought you liked Team Blondage.
TAMMY: I do, but I just think the Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew are superior.
With the blonde on the canvas gasping for air, Lacey decides to tag in her partner, Peyton. The
woman formerly known as Rain rushes into the ring and pulls Special K off the mat. The brunette
scoops the almost defenseless Krissy into the air, runs forward and drives the blonde into the mat
with a thunderous powerslam. Peyton then grabs Krissy by the hair and drags her outside the
ring. Amber O'Neal tries to intervene but Lacey rushed into the ring and takes her down with a
massive clothesline. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Peyton Irish whips Krissy into the ringside steel
barriers; a loud scream coming from the blonde upon impact. The dark-haired Home-Wrecker then
follows up with several hard kicks to the rib-cage of Special K.
With Krissy almost out of it, Peyton picks up the blonde in a wheelbarrow position and slams her
into the steel barricade head-first. Sadistically, the brunette repeats this maneuver several times.
The Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew has nearly destroyed Krissy, but the match wasn't over yet.
Peyton dragged Krissy back into the ring and hovered over the blonde while she decided what to
do next to the now semi-conscious, teary-eyed beauty.
JENNIFER: Come on; the Home-Wreckers have the match won.
TAMMY: They are sending a message to other tag-teams that want to challenge for the
Championship.
JENNIFER: Maybe you’re right, but there are a lot of good tag-teams in the league.
TAMMY: That is why they are sending the message.
Peyton Banks then starts stomping on the prone body of Krissy, targeting her head and ribs. The
Minnesota beauty picks up her opponent and sends her toward the ropes. When Special K comes
back, Peyton nails her with a big boot, further destroying the blonde. Peyton quickly picks up
Krissy and sets her up for a powerbomb. Although the agonized blonde tried to punch Peyton, the
punches had no effect and the brunette easily drove Special K into the canvas with a devastating
powerbomb, doing further damage to Krissy’s already sore back.
With Krissy laying prone on the canvas, the woman formerly known as Rain locked a cross
armbreaker on Krissy Vaine. The blonde could only moan in pain; she knew she was in bad shape
and needed to tag Amber. The problem was that Amber was a long way from receiving a tag.
Suddenly, the Southern Belle rushed into the ring to interfere, but just as she got near Peyton,
Lacey came in and attacked Amber. Somehow, the referee had lost control of the match and there
were two fights happening at once. While Amber was holding her own against Lacey, it didn’t help
Krissy who was still being dismantled by Peyton.
JENNIFER: Geez, there are fights all over the place Tammy.
TAMMY: There is more hatred between these two teams than you ever knew.
JENNIFER: But The Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew has control of the match so far.
TAMMY: So far, Peyton has destroyed Krissy Vaine and though she needs to tag her partner,
Lacey has Amber occupied.
JENNIFER: Amber shouldn't have interfered.
TAMMY: It was a desperate measure which didn't work.
After an eye rake, Lacey lands a haymaker that knocks The Southern Belle through the ropes and
down to the arena floor. The Lovely One follows up by exiting the ring and then throwing Amber
against the steel ringpost, injuring her back. With the blonde writhing on the arena floor, the
brunette heads back to her corner. With Amber down, Lacey has accomplished one of her two
goals: the first, to make sure Krissy’s partner is out of the match and the other, to make sure
Peyton can make a tag when she needs it.
With a two-on-one advantage, Lacey starts distracting the referee, allowing Peyton to remove a
chain from her tights and start choking Krissy. With the official unaware, the Minnesota beauty
mercilessly strangled the blonde with the chain. With Special K in serious trouble, Peyton put the
chain back into her tight and played innocent just as the referee escaped the clutches of the
Lovely Lacey.
Peyton knew that this was their chance to finish the match and she tagged in Lacey who would
wear down Krissy completely while the grappler former known as Rain would make sure Amber was
out of the match. Lacey rushed into the ring, yanked a still breathless Krissy up. After locking on a
full nelson, Lacey drives the blonde into the mat with a Sit-out Full Nelson Slam. Lacey hovered
over the destroyed Krissy until she got to her knees and then follows up with a standing surfboard.
Despite the incredible pain, Lacey could not get a submission out of the brave Special K. Enraged,
Lacey scooped her foe up and hit a brutal over-the-knee backbreaker that had Krissy screaming.
JENNIFER: They are now completely focused on the back of Krissy Vaine.
TAMMY: Sounds like Krissy is ready for Peyton’s Acid Rain Finisher.
JENNIFER: Not with Lacey in the ring.
TAMMY: Duh….this IS a tag-team match, you know.
When Peyton notices Amber starting to stir outside the ring, the brunette jumps off the apron and
charges the blonde. The Home-Wrecker nails her target with a few forearms, dropping her face-
first to the ground. With her prey on the ground, Peyton lands a wicked legdrop to the back of the
blonde’s head before violently yanking her up. The beauty formerly known as Rain scoops Amber
up and delivers a huge bodyslam onto the steel ringside steps, that takes the blonde out of the
match.
Back inside the ring, Lacey is still punishing Krissy’s back. The Lovely One pulls the blonde up
and Irish whips Special K into the far turnbuckles with such force, Krissy bounces out and collapses
face first to the canvas, moaning and holding her throbbin back. Lacey follows up by pulling her
victim up and shoving her chest-first into the corner before delivering a series of sick-looking
shoulder tackles to the blonde’s damaged back. The Minnesota beauty then tossed Krissy from
the corner only to land a nasty kneedrop to the spine of Krissy who can barely scream from the
agony. A second kneedrop follows but this time, nothing comes out of Special K’s mouth while
tears rolls down her cheeks. Lacey then tags in Peyton who knows her job is to finish off the
blonde.
JENNIFER: Man, The Minnesota Wrecking Crew is brutal in this match.
TAMMY: What do you expect; they are out to destroy the competition.
JENNIFER: Yeah, but they have nearly crippled the blondes.
TAMMY: Crippled? I don't know about that, but Team Blondage will be sore for a LONG time if
that is what you mean.
Peyton picks up Krissy off the mat and Irish whips her into the ropes. When the blonde bounces
off, the Home-Wrecker delivers a hard running lariat that nearly takes Krissy’s head off. The
destruction almost complete, Special K is barely conscious and quietly begging the brunette to stop
while Peyton was still picking her up. The beauty formerly known as Rain then got underneath
Krissy and lifted the blonde up onto her shoulders. A few fans at ringside could barely hear
Special K begging Peyton not to do it, but Peyton nailed her opponent with her finisher, ACID RAIN
[Electric Chair Suplex followed by a Bridge Pin] before the referee made the academic count.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winners of this match and still WWIL Tag-Team Champions, The
Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew, Lacey and Peyton Banks!
JENNIFER: Nice match by The Home-Wreckers I guess.
TAMMY: Of course it was Jennifer.
JENNIFER: They completely destroyed their opponents.
TAMMY: Yeah, well we will see what Team Blondage can do against some of the lesser teams.
All of the sudden three figures run out into the ring, ignore the downed Team Blondage and go
after The Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew. One of the three women, hit a Bicycle Kick to knock
down Peyton Banks while another nailed Lacey with a sick-looking Enziguri and the third cheered
them on with paper bags in hand.
TAMMY: Those paper bags look familiar……(Screams) OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE.
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MARIA: Thanks Jennifer & Tammy. I am here with Amber O’Neal and Krissy Vaine, aka Team
Blondage. Tonight, you have a match with The Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew for the WWIL tag
team titles; any thoughts?
KRISSY: Yeah, you stupid bimbo. First, Home-Wrecking Crew, remember we are the originals.
You are nothing more than knockoffs; you got that ladies? KNOCKOFFS!
AMBER: Calm down Krissy. Lacey, are you that ashamed of your family that you don't even have
a last name? And Peyton, at least you dropped that stupid name of yours….what was it?
Rain???? What the hell was that?
KRISSY: Hey Amber, at least it was better than Partly Cloudy.
(both women chuckle while Maria rolls her eyes in disgust)
AMBER: Anyways girls, we wear the latest designs and we are the REAL Home-Wreckers. We are
sexier, we are better dressed and we are more beautiful. Actually, we should sue you girls for
copyright infringement.
KRISSY: Yeah, we SHOULD sue you. You have our lawyers number Amber? I think we could get
a lot of money for stealing our Copyright.
AMBER: I have several lawyers numbers. Some are pretty good, others were just kinda cute; I'll
see if I can find the good ones.
MARIA: (sighs) Back to you Tammy & Jennifer.
JENNIFER: And here I thought the champions were vapid; makes it kinda hard to decide who to
cheer for.
TAMMY: Just shut up and let’s hear the intros.
RING ANNOUNCER: This match is scheduled for one fall; first, weighing in at a combined 260
Pounds from Minnesota, they are the reigning WWIL Tag-Team Champions…..here is the Lovely
Lacey and Peyton Banks, the Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew!
Lacey and Peyton head down the aisle with their title belts over their shoulders. On their way to
the ring, they arrogantly argue with the fans who boo them mercilessly. The duo make it clear that
they hate the fans too. As they enter the ring, they don't want anything to do with the referee.
RING ANNOUNCER: And the challengers, weighing in at a combined 251 Pounds, from North
Carolina….Amber O'Neal and Krissy Vaine, Team Blondage!
Amber and Krissy head down to the ring and they also receive their fair share of boos from the
crowd but it is evenly mixed with cheers for the blonde duo. The pair pose before they enter the
ring and shoot a sneer at the direction of the champions before retreating to their corner.
Blondage. Tonight, you have a match with The Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew for the WWIL tag
team titles; any thoughts?
KRISSY: Yeah, you stupid bimbo. First, Home-Wrecking Crew, remember we are the originals.
You are nothing more than knockoffs; you got that ladies? KNOCKOFFS!
AMBER: Calm down Krissy. Lacey, are you that ashamed of your family that you don't even have
a last name? And Peyton, at least you dropped that stupid name of yours….what was it?
Rain???? What the hell was that?
KRISSY: Hey Amber, at least it was better than Partly Cloudy.
(both women chuckle while Maria rolls her eyes in disgust)
AMBER: Anyways girls, we wear the latest designs and we are the REAL Home-Wreckers. We are
sexier, we are better dressed and we are more beautiful. Actually, we should sue you girls for
copyright infringement.
KRISSY: Yeah, we SHOULD sue you. You have our lawyers number Amber? I think we could get
a lot of money for stealing our Copyright.
AMBER: I have several lawyers numbers. Some are pretty good, others were just kinda cute; I'll
see if I can find the good ones.
MARIA: (sighs) Back to you Tammy & Jennifer.
JENNIFER: And here I thought the champions were vapid; makes it kinda hard to decide who to
cheer for.
TAMMY: Just shut up and let’s hear the intros.
RING ANNOUNCER: This match is scheduled for one fall; first, weighing in at a combined 260
Pounds from Minnesota, they are the reigning WWIL Tag-Team Champions…..here is the Lovely
Lacey and Peyton Banks, the Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew!
Lacey and Peyton head down the aisle with their title belts over their shoulders. On their way to
the ring, they arrogantly argue with the fans who boo them mercilessly. The duo make it clear that
they hate the fans too. As they enter the ring, they don't want anything to do with the referee.
RING ANNOUNCER: And the challengers, weighing in at a combined 251 Pounds, from North
Carolina….Amber O'Neal and Krissy Vaine, Team Blondage!
Amber and Krissy head down to the ring and they also receive their fair share of boos from the
crowd but it is evenly mixed with cheers for the blonde duo. The pair pose before they enter the
ring and shoot a sneer at the direction of the champions before retreating to their corner.
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JENNIFER: My ears suddenly hurt for one reason or another. Yes, it is the Beautiful People,
Angel Williams, Talia Madison and Ashley Lane.
Talia lets go of the Paper Bags and joins in stomping and kicking Peyton and Lacey. Since the
Minnesota duo was not well liked, no one was there to help them. The beatdown continued as a
defeated Team Blondage slowly exits to the backstage area with the refs.
Finally after about a minute of stomping and kicking, Talia and Angel stand Lacey up before they
pulverize the brunette with THE MAKEOVER [Russian Leg Sweep, Running Bicycle Kick combo].
Angel hi-fives Talia as Lacey writhes on the canvas and Ashley continues to torment Peyton,
strangling the brunette against the mat. Angel and Talia pulls the dazed Lacey up and drive her
back into the canvas with THE CLARIFIER [Double Russian Leg Sweep].
With her partners cheering her on, Ashley picks up Peyton and delivers her finisher, DIS-LEXI-A
[Reverse STO]. The move left Peyton motionless on the mat, breathing hard and very stunned
from the maneuver. Talia quickly pulls Payton up and nails the dazed brunette with her finisher,
THE BEAUTY MARK [Straight-jacket Sit-out Lungblower]. The move causes the Minnesota beauty
to loudly scream out before writhing across the mat, holding her back. With the champions
basically destroyed, Angel grabs a microphone and begins to talk.
ANGEL: So this is the great Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew, huh? Guess what? We're upset…..
we're upset that those two losers got a title shot before us. We're upset because you have been
dodging us for the last two years. You were invited to join us in TNA and you declined. When I
went to WSU, Peyton decided she’d rather wrestle in Mexico than face me. So guess what? We
came here. We took a temporary demotion so we three could come here destroy you and take the
WWIL Tag Team Championship. In fact, Ashley and I are going to be in the Cruiserweight
Championship tournament and we won't stop until ALL OF THE WWIL GOLD IS AROUND OUR
WAISTS!!!
With that, Angel threw down her mic and pulled a stirring Lacey up. Standing beside the dazed
grappler, Angel lifted the Lovely One into the air and drove her into the mat with her finisher,
LIGHTS OUT [Lifting Reverse Facebuster]. The Minnesota beauty bounced off the canvas before
going still face-down. Before the Beautiful People could destroy the champions further, security
finally arrived and ushered the trio from the ring.
JENNIFER: I am in shock at what I just saw.
TAMMY: I never thought I’d say this, but the Home-Wreckers deserved that.
JENNIFER: What?!!!!
TAMMY: Yeah, since they ran from my special friends, The Beautiful People, they deserved it.
Nobody likes cowards.
JENNIFER: I feel a migraine coming on. We’ll be back with more action.
Angel Williams, Talia Madison and Ashley Lane.
Talia lets go of the Paper Bags and joins in stomping and kicking Peyton and Lacey. Since the
Minnesota duo was not well liked, no one was there to help them. The beatdown continued as a
defeated Team Blondage slowly exits to the backstage area with the refs.
Finally after about a minute of stomping and kicking, Talia and Angel stand Lacey up before they
pulverize the brunette with THE MAKEOVER [Russian Leg Sweep, Running Bicycle Kick combo].
Angel hi-fives Talia as Lacey writhes on the canvas and Ashley continues to torment Peyton,
strangling the brunette against the mat. Angel and Talia pulls the dazed Lacey up and drive her
back into the canvas with THE CLARIFIER [Double Russian Leg Sweep].
With her partners cheering her on, Ashley picks up Peyton and delivers her finisher, DIS-LEXI-A
[Reverse STO]. The move left Peyton motionless on the mat, breathing hard and very stunned
from the maneuver. Talia quickly pulls Payton up and nails the dazed brunette with her finisher,
THE BEAUTY MARK [Straight-jacket Sit-out Lungblower]. The move causes the Minnesota beauty
to loudly scream out before writhing across the mat, holding her back. With the champions
basically destroyed, Angel grabs a microphone and begins to talk.
ANGEL: So this is the great Minnesota Home-Wrecking Crew, huh? Guess what? We're upset…..
we're upset that those two losers got a title shot before us. We're upset because you have been
dodging us for the last two years. You were invited to join us in TNA and you declined. When I
went to WSU, Peyton decided she’d rather wrestle in Mexico than face me. So guess what? We
came here. We took a temporary demotion so we three could come here destroy you and take the
WWIL Tag Team Championship. In fact, Ashley and I are going to be in the Cruiserweight
Championship tournament and we won't stop until ALL OF THE WWIL GOLD IS AROUND OUR
WAISTS!!!
With that, Angel threw down her mic and pulled a stirring Lacey up. Standing beside the dazed
grappler, Angel lifted the Lovely One into the air and drove her into the mat with her finisher,
LIGHTS OUT [Lifting Reverse Facebuster]. The Minnesota beauty bounced off the canvas before
going still face-down. Before the Beautiful People could destroy the champions further, security
finally arrived and ushered the trio from the ring.
JENNIFER: I am in shock at what I just saw.
TAMMY: I never thought I’d say this, but the Home-Wreckers deserved that.
JENNIFER: What?!!!!
TAMMY: Yeah, since they ran from my special friends, The Beautiful People, they deserved it.
Nobody likes cowards.
JENNIFER: I feel a migraine coming on. We’ll be back with more action.
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