MENA: Welcome everybody to another Rolling Thunder show! Thanks to our great champion, we are here in our
newer, larger venue in Albany, New York.
TERRI: Everybody is on edge tonight with the developments from our last episode. To be completely honest with
you……I’m scared. The women…..our ‘esteemed’ champion and her cohorts; these women are borderline thugs
and if they’ve got control over everything, I’m scare of what’s going to happen.
MENA: What my announcing partner means is that we’ve got an unpredictable show full of non-stop action. We’
ve been instructed that we can start the evening off despite our savior and World Champion Amanda Harris not
being here yet.
TERRI: Yeah, keep talking puppet.
MENA: (whispering) please Terri, not now.
TERRI: Fine! We actually have an interesting matchup to start off the show. A brand new tag team that many
think will quickly rise to the top of the fed.
MENA: TERRI! (whispering) stop going off-script. Uh, folks, we have two teams ready to go so let’s just go to the
introductions.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing, in the ring, our first team, weighing a combined two hundred sixty-three pounds,
from Michalovce, Slokavia and Halifax, Nova Scotia respectively, here are Miroslava Buchert and Martine Thebeau!
Miroslava wore a red workout top with black trim and a diamond shaped cleavage cutout, matching workout shorts
with a wide, black waistband, red wrestling boots with ‘MIROSLAVA’ stenciled in black along the sides and red and
black knee pads. Martine opted for a camouflage wife beater, black workout shorts with matching knee pads and
wrestling boots. The Canadian had an intense look on her face while her partner cracked a tiny smile as they
awaited their opponents.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing, their opponents, weighing a combined three hundred five pounds, from
Vancouver, Washington and Minneapolis, Minnesota respectively, here are Mary Ann Graves and Sarah Ann
Hayes!
Mary Ann wore a gold, latex halter top with collar, matching bell-bottom pants and black wrestling boots while Sarah
opted for a red workout top with white trim, matching workout shorts with a wide, white waistband, matching knee
pads and red wrestling boots with ‘TWIN CITY’ stenciled in white along the sides. Both women waved to the fans
before they headed down the ramp that led from the stage to the ringside area. Quickly, they entered the ring,
received their instructions from the referee and retreated to their corner to await the opening bell.
TERRI: Two fresh faces….maybe we will get some exciting, competitive action finally.
MENA: (sighs loudly)
DING!
Sarah and Miroslava started out for their teams and met in the center of the ring. As Sarah went for the collar and
elbow lockup, Miroslava moved behind her and locked on a rear waistlock. With a smirk on her face, Sarah
grabbed her opponent’s hands and began to break the grip. A few seconds later, the Twin City Dynamo had spun
behind the shocked Slovakian beauty and locked on her own rear waistlock.
The powerhouse quickly tightened her grip before she planted her feet, pivoted and lifted Miroslava into the air
before driving her into the canvas with a stiff, belly-to-back suplex. Before the stunned grappler could recover,
Sarah moved in, yanked her opponent up and locked on a front facelock. With a handful of the brunette’s shorts,
Sarah jerked Miroslava up and drove her into the canvas with a textbook snap suplex.
MENA: Sarah is showing off her suplex expertise.
TERRI: And her superior strength as well.
The Twin City Dynamo was quick to her feet as she waited for the Slovakian grappler to rise. Just as Miroslava
made it up to one knee, Sarah ran forward and slammed into her opponent with a stiff running kneelift that
snapped the Slovakian’s head back and sent the sprawling into the nearby corner. Wasting no time, Sarah
pressed her advantage and pulled the stunned brunette up, shoved her into the corner and laced into her with a
European uppercut that had Miroslava seeing stars.
Abruptly, the Slovakian beauty snaked out with an eye rake that blinded Sarah enough that she staggered
backwards a few steps. With the opening, Miroslava quickly climbed the corner until she was seated on the top
turnbuckle. The brunette waited for the Twin City Dynamo to spin around and then leapt off, ready to deliver a
double axe-handle blow to her opponent. Instead, Sarah caught Miroslava in mid-air and spun the brunette
around on her shoulder. The powerhouse then ran forward and drove the Slovakian beauty into the canvas with a
thunderous running powerslam in the center of the ring before she alertly hooked her opponent’s leg for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
TH-
At the last second, Martine rushed into the ring and slammed a stiff stomp to the back of Sarah’s head, breaking
up the pin attempt.
MENA: Oh, that was surprisingly close. Martine definitely saved the day for her team there.
TERRI: I’m not sure Miroslava wouldn’t have kicked out at the last second, but why take chances.
While the referee ushered Martine back to her corner, Sarah pulled Miroslava up and laced into her with another
European uppercut that sent her staggering back into the corner where Mary Ann awaited. After a quick tag, the
duo laced into the Slovakian beauty with double knife-edged chops before each grabbed a wrist and whipped
Miroslava across the ring and into the ropes. When she rebounded, the duo waited until the last second and
flipped the brunette over their backs in a high backdrop; her impact sounded like a cannon blast.
After landing, Miroslava scrambled toward the ropes with Mary Ann in hot pursuit. Elecktra grabbed the Slovakian
grappler and shoved her into the near corner before she slammed into Miroslava with a stiff forearm smash. With
the raven-haired beauty trapped and stunned, Mary Ann drove a vicious reverse elbow into the face of her victim.
A second one quickly followed and left Miroslava seeing stars.
Carefully, Mary Ann pulled the stunned Slovakian grappler from the corner and landed a stiff knee to the mid-
section of her opponent. With Miroslava bent over, Mary Ann moved behind her foe and locked on a full nelson.
The taller grappler tensed for a second before she lifted Miroslava into the air and over her head, driving her into
the canvas with a picture perfect dragon suplex. Mary Ann bridged out as she waited for the referee to make his
count.
ONE…
TWO…
Once more, Martine rushed into the ring to save her partner as she slammed a boot into the exposed mid-section
of Mary Ann, breaking the count.
MENA: One more save by Martine. I see a pattern developing.
TERRI: I think Miroslava is overmatched here only Martine can save her team.
Frustrated by the interference, Mary Ann shot Martine a frightful look before she pressed her advantage on the
Canadian’s partner. Elektra again moved behind the stunned brunette and locked on a full nelson. Demonstrating
her underrated strength, Mary Ann lifted Miroslava into the air and drove her into the canvas with her finisher,
HIGH VOLTAGE [full nelson powerbomb-Bubba Bomb]. Quickly, Mary Ann covered her opponent.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE-
At the very last second, Martine interfered yet again; this time by leaping into the air and landing a sick looking leg
drop across the back of Mary Ann’s head and breaking up the pin attempt. Mary Ann rolled across the mat,
holding her head and clearly in pain.
MENA: This is ridiculous; Martine is only delaying the inevitable.
TERRI: Maybe not…..if she can get tagged in by Miroslava.
As Mary Ann lay on the canvas, holding the back of her head, Miroslava had the presence of mind to start crawling
toward her corner to tag in the clearly enraged Martine. Finally, the Slovakian beauty made it and the Halifax
Horror rushed into the ring just as Mary Ann was starting to rise. A stiff boot to ribs sent Mary Ann back to the
canvas before Martine began stomping away at the prone beauty.
The relentless Canadian then grabbed Mary Anny by her wrist before she drove a vicious knee into Elektra’s ribs.
The heel quickly repeated the maneuver leaving Mary Ann gasping for air as she winced in pain. Martine
continued her attack as she grabbed the ankles of her prone opponent before she parted them and drove a stiff
stomp into the brunette’s stomach. A second stomp quickly followed as the referee warned the Halifax Horror
about keeping the blows above her opponent’s waist. Finally, a third stomp hit home and left Mary Ann curled into
a fetal ball and in dire straits.
Martine pressed her advantage as she lifted Mary Ann off the mat with a handful of hair and hoisted her opponent
onto her shoulders. The Halifax Horror marched toward the center of the ring before she pressed Mary Ann above
her head and then nailed her with THE N.S.A. [Nova Scotia Apocalypse-Gourdbuster]. As Mary Ann writhed on the
canvas, Martine quickly covered her for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
Elektra kicked out of the pin attempt before rolling onto her knees and clutching at her sore mid-section.
MENA: So far, Martine is living up to her nickname.
TERRI: Well, she’s certainly been a nightmare for Mary Ann so far.
Martine wasted no time as she yanked her opponent up, scooped her into her arms and delivered a resounding
body slam; a loud yelp escaping Mary Ann’s lips upon impact. With her opponent prone on her back, the Halifax
Horror leapt into the air and delivered a sick-looking double stomp to Elektra’s stomach. The sadistic Canadian
then repeated the maneuver, leaving Mary Ann rolling on the canvas in agony.
Slowly, Martine dropped to her knees beside her opponent and locked on her finisher, THE LETHAL LOCK
[stomach claw]. A wail of agony escaped Mary Ann’s lips as her stomach was mangled by the powerful hands of
the Canadian grappler. Martine slowly began to grind the hold in as the referee leaned in and asked Elektra if she
wanted to submit. The brunette sputtered out a ‘NO’ before another cry of pain came from her.
Suddenly, Mary Ann lashed out with a right hand to the side of Martine’s head. The Canadian responded by
tightening her grip and causing her opponent to cry out instead. Still, despite the pain, Mary Ann answered back
with another right hand that clearly stunned Martine. A second blow followed and then a third one as the grip of
the Halifax Horror loosened. A fourth blow did the trick, forcing Martine to abandon her grip and allowing Mary Ann
to scramble away a few feet.
Slowly, both women made it to their feet and Mary Ann headed for the far side of the ring. But just as the brunette
bounced off the ropes, Martine sped toward her and when Mary Ann rebounded, Martine slammed a vicious knee
into her mid-section, flipping Elektra completely until she crashed to the mat, once again clutching at her mid-
section.
MENA: A rookie mistake made by Mary Ann and Martine made her pay for it.
TERRI: Agreed; she should’ve tried to make the tag instead.
The Halifax Horror yanked her opponent up and led her toward the corner where Miroslava eagerly awaited the
tag. Martine complied, then lifted Mary Ann’s arm to expose her already tender mid-section. The Slovakian beauty
entered the ring and slammed a stiff boot into those ribs, eliciting another howl from Mary Ann as she dropped to
her knees.
Miroslava quickly locked on front facelock before she grabbed a handful of Elektra’s pants, pulled her up and then
hoisted her into the air. A second later, the Slovakian drove Mary Ann into the canvas with a textbook vertical
suplex. The raven-haired grappler jerked her opponent back up and locked on another front facelock. This time,
when Miroslava tried to lift Elektra into the air, the taller woman began kicking her legs and then countered the
move with a stiff DDT.
As both women lay on the canvas, their partners screamed at them for the tag. It quickly became evident that Mary
Ann was still the fresher woman as she scrambled toward her corner to tag in the Twin City Dynamo. Just as
Miroslava staggered to her feet, Mary Ann made the hot tag and Sarah rushed into the ring and leveled the
Slovakian with a massive running clothesline.
MENA: Sarah is in and she’s on fire.
TERRI: I think it’s only a matter of time.
Sarah hovered over the stunned brunette and when she made it to her hands and knees, the Twin City Dynamo
wrapped her arms around Miroslava’s waist and hoisted her onto her shoulder and locked on an over-the-shoulder
backbreaker. Before the Slovakian could object, Sarah began to spin her around until the powerhouse flung her
victim into the center of the ring with a helicopter drop.
The Twin City Dynamo gave her woozy opponent no time to try to recover as she pulled Miroslava up and locked
on a standing headscissors. After she wrapped her arms around her opponent’s waist, Sarah jerked the Slovakian
beauty into the air and drove her into canvas with her finisher, THE GROUNDBREAKER [jackknife powerbomb];
the sound of the impact could be heard even in the cheap seats. Sarah quickly covered her victim for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THRE-
Once again, Martine broke up the pin attempt, this time by diving over the referee and crashing into Sarah. As
Sarah got up, she started to go for Martine, but Mary Ann was screaming for the tag so the Twin City Dynamo
complied and tagged in her frenzied partner.
MENA: I think Sarah has had enough of Martine.
TERRI: It may not matter; Mary Ann looks really pissed and that cannot be good for Miroslava.
Mary Ann rushed into the ring, bounced off the ropes and nailed the rising Miroslava with a running boot to the jaw;
the blow nearly taking the raven-haired beauty’s head off. The tall grappler then scooped Miroslava up into her
arms before she drove the brunette’s spine down across the knee; the wicked-looking backbreaker causing the
Slovakian to cry out her agony.
Giving her opponent no respite, Mary Ann yanked Miroslava up once more and locked on another full nelson.
Elektra locked the hold in tightly on her smaller foe before she lifted the Slovakian grappler up and then drove her
back-first across her knee; the full nelson backbreaker sending shockwaves of pain up and down her spine. Mary
Ann held her victim in place for a few seconds before she shoved her to mat face-first.
The tall grappler motioned to the crowd she was going to end it before she straddled her prone opponent. Mary
Ann sat down on Miroslava’s tender back while she locked in her finisher, GRAVE’S END [full nelson camel clutch].
The Slovakian beauty’s feet beat a tattoo on the canvas as she had clearly reached her pain threshold. Just as it
seemed she was about to give up, Martine started to rush into the ring, but was met by Sarah who speared the
Halifax Horror, driving her through the ropes and down to the arena floor leaving Miroslava no hope for being
saved. A few seconds later, the raven-haired beauty screamed out her submission.
DING! DING! DING!
ANNOUNCER: Your winners, by submission, Sarah Ann Hayes and Mary Ann Graves!
MENA: Mary Ann locked on her finisher and Sarah finally took care of Martine.
TERRI: Not a bad debut for the duo. It was nice to see a match not marred by the abuse of power by-
MENA: Terri! I think that’s enough. You may not like Amanda and her group, but they are running things so just
deal with it.
TERRI: I’ve got to take a break before I lose my lunch.
Mary Ann and Sarah had retreated to the back while, back in the ring, Martine was hovering over the still stunned
Miroslava. The Canadian began slapping the back of her partner’s head while giving her some choice words.
When the Slovakian fired back a right hand into Martine’s stomach, the Halifax Horror responded with a stiff knee to
the face.
Swiftly, Martine yanked the dazed Slovakian up and locked on a front facelock before she hoisted her partner into
the air. A second later, Martine drove Miroslava head first into the canvas with her finisher, THE HALIFAX
HORROR [Michinoku Driver]. The raven-haired grappler twitched wildly for a few seconds before going limp. The
Canadian spat upon her unconscious former partner before she exited the ring and headed to the back to a
healthy chorus of boos.
MENA: Wow, I guess Martine wasn’t satisfied with Miroslava’s performance. Guess that’s the price you pay if you
don’t live up to the expectations of the Halifax Horror. We’ll be back in a few folks.
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MENA SUVARI PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER
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TERRI RUNNELS COLOR COMMENTATOR
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ALYSON HANNIGAN BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWER
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JENNA ELFMAN BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWER
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