SHANNON: Thanks Dawn…Dina, you’re looking great!
DINA: You too stringbean. But you already know how sexy you look.
SHANNON: Not as good as you babe. But, onto business……you ran into some problems on the
Danger Zone.
DINA: Yeah, that Goth goblin was tough, but I had her right where I wanted her and then that skank
Melissa had to stick her nose in my business.
SHANNON: It did seem you had the upper hand with MsChif but she never gave you the opportunity to
prove it.
DINA: I don’t know what is in that mist that she spit into my eyes, but that hurt like hell. And to top it off,
Melissa took the opportunity to cheapshot me. But what can you expect from somebody who held onto
the delusion that she could be a cheerleader for so long. And since you had to interfere in my
business….
Just then, a figure came up behind Dina and tapped her on the shoulder. When she spun around, it was
Timea Majorova.
DINA: You too stringbean. But you already know how sexy you look.
SHANNON: Not as good as you babe. But, onto business……you ran into some problems on the
Danger Zone.
DINA: Yeah, that Goth goblin was tough, but I had her right where I wanted her and then that skank
Melissa had to stick her nose in my business.
SHANNON: It did seem you had the upper hand with MsChif but she never gave you the opportunity to
prove it.
DINA: I don’t know what is in that mist that she spit into my eyes, but that hurt like hell. And to top it off,
Melissa took the opportunity to cheapshot me. But what can you expect from somebody who held onto
the delusion that she could be a cheerleader for so long. And since you had to interfere in my
business….
Just then, a figure came up behind Dina and tapped her on the shoulder. When she spun around, it was
Timea Majorova.
The Slovakian powerhouse was dressed in a casual silk blouse and blue jeans and instantly eyed the
gold title that lay across Dina’s shoulder.
TIMEA: Remember me? We had a date to dance just as the FWF went belly-up.
DINA: Timea Majorova…..I wondered how long it was going to be before you got the courage to
approach me.
TIMEA: Courage? I don’t need courage to face you. You should be the one wondering how long before
I take that gold you have.
DINA: (stroking her title) Yeah, dream on babe. You may have been World Champion, but you’ve never
tangled with anybody like me. Quite simply, I am as good as it gets.
TIMEA: (laughs) You are good, very good…..but not as good as me. I give you credit….you beat that
coward Ocean Bloom. Of course, she didn’t want to give you what you deserved and she cheated so I
no longer count her as a challenge. But you……you are a different story.
SHANNON: Timea, I was interviewing Dina-
TIMEA: Shut up, Barbie Doll or I’ll break you in half.
DINA: Then you’ll have to go through me first. Gotta protect my fellow Arabic sister.
TIMEA: Why don’t you make it worth my while and put that title on the line…tonight!
The crowd in the arena, who had been viewing this exchange on the JumboTron, popped loudly for the
impromptu match.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Two figures came from off-camera into the picture. It was Melissa Anderson and MsChif.
gold title that lay across Dina’s shoulder.
TIMEA: Remember me? We had a date to dance just as the FWF went belly-up.
DINA: Timea Majorova…..I wondered how long it was going to be before you got the courage to
approach me.
TIMEA: Courage? I don’t need courage to face you. You should be the one wondering how long before
I take that gold you have.
DINA: (stroking her title) Yeah, dream on babe. You may have been World Champion, but you’ve never
tangled with anybody like me. Quite simply, I am as good as it gets.
TIMEA: (laughs) You are good, very good…..but not as good as me. I give you credit….you beat that
coward Ocean Bloom. Of course, she didn’t want to give you what you deserved and she cheated so I
no longer count her as a challenge. But you……you are a different story.
SHANNON: Timea, I was interviewing Dina-
TIMEA: Shut up, Barbie Doll or I’ll break you in half.
DINA: Then you’ll have to go through me first. Gotta protect my fellow Arabic sister.
TIMEA: Why don’t you make it worth my while and put that title on the line…tonight!
The crowd in the arena, who had been viewing this exchange on the JumboTron, popped loudly for the
impromptu match.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Two figures came from off-camera into the picture. It was Melissa Anderson and MsChif.
DAWN: I understand Dina Al-Sabah is backstage with Shannon Elizabeth.
JAIME: Oooh, the hottest thing in the A.F.W. I could listen to her read her grocery list.
DAWN: O-kay…..Shannon, take it away.
JAIME: Oooh, the hottest thing in the A.F.W. I could listen to her read her grocery list.
DAWN: O-kay…..Shannon, take it away.
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MELISSA: Well, well, well….if it isn’t the towel-headed tramp and the Slovakian slut.
DINA/ TIMEA: WHAT DID YOU SAY????
MELISSA: Oooh….I’m so scared.
DINA: You won’t be laughing when I put my foot in your ass.
MsCHIF (growling) Arrgghhhhh……HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ME? I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU BITCH!
DINA: Wow…..IT speaks! Next week, we’ll teach IT to eat with a fork.
With that comment, MsChif had to be restrained by Melissa as the Goth grappler’s eyes widened with
rage.
TIMEA: If anybody faces her, it is going to be me....and unless you want me to pound you, I would lose it.
MELISSA: That’s ‘Get Lost’ you stupid slut. It’s English…..LEARN IT!
Just as Timea started toward the Doom Patrol twosome, Mia St. John appeared and edged past Shannon
to stand between the ready to rumble women.
DINA/ TIMEA: WHAT DID YOU SAY????
MELISSA: Oooh….I’m so scared.
DINA: You won’t be laughing when I put my foot in your ass.
MsCHIF (growling) Arrgghhhhh……HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ME? I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU BITCH!
DINA: Wow…..IT speaks! Next week, we’ll teach IT to eat with a fork.
With that comment, MsChif had to be restrained by Melissa as the Goth grappler’s eyes widened with
rage.
TIMEA: If anybody faces her, it is going to be me....and unless you want me to pound you, I would lose it.
MELISSA: That’s ‘Get Lost’ you stupid slut. It’s English…..LEARN IT!
Just as Timea started toward the Doom Patrol twosome, Mia St. John appeared and edged past Shannon
to stand between the ready to rumble women.
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MIA: ENOUGH! I’ve had enough of this. I will not put up with the same crap that Anna Kournikova let
happen on her show. Nobody is going to do anything right now. I’ve already arranged Dina’s title
defense for the Trial By Jury pay-per-view. Dina, you get to have your revenge against MsChif…..inside
a steel cage!
Again, the crowd popped loudly for this news and a ‘DINA’ chant broke out.
TIMEA: WAIT….that’s not-
MIA: ….fair? Maybe not, but it’s my house and my rules. As for you Timea, as a former champion you
will get a shot at Dina…..at the next Law & Order taping. Until then, you will have to behave…..and that
starts tonight.
TIMEA: What do you mean…behave?
MIA: I mean, since you obviously want to fight tonight, I’m gonna give you a match.
TIMEA: Great. Who do I have to hurt?
MIA: You’re looking at them…..Melissa and MsChif.
TIMEA: Wonderful….I will break them in two-
MIA: I wasn’t finished…..it won’t be a handicap match. You’ll have a partner.
TIMEA: Partner? I don’t-
MIA: …care what you want…..my house….my rules. You get a partner.
TIMEA: (through gritted teeth) Alright….who?
MIA: You’re standing next to her.
DINA: ME????
TIMEA: HER?????
MIA: Yes, you and Dina will work together tonight and if you don’t play nice Timea, your title shot will be
revoked and you’ll have to go to the back of the line. Dina, it’s in your best interest to work with Timea
since these two seemed ready to beat you senseless on the Danger Zone. Anybody got anything else to
say?
All four girls shook their heads as they eyed each other warily.
MIA: Fine. Now break this up so we can get on with the show.
DAWN: Unreal. Dina and Timea as partners? This could be a disaster.
JAIME: Maybe….or one hell of a match. Strangely enough, Dina and Timea may be at a disadvantage
as Melissa and MsChif have teamed up several times.
DAWN: I hardly doubt that Dina and Timea will ever be at a disadvantage. Let’s take a break and we’ll
be back with more action.
happen on her show. Nobody is going to do anything right now. I’ve already arranged Dina’s title
defense for the Trial By Jury pay-per-view. Dina, you get to have your revenge against MsChif…..inside
a steel cage!
Again, the crowd popped loudly for this news and a ‘DINA’ chant broke out.
TIMEA: WAIT….that’s not-
MIA: ….fair? Maybe not, but it’s my house and my rules. As for you Timea, as a former champion you
will get a shot at Dina…..at the next Law & Order taping. Until then, you will have to behave…..and that
starts tonight.
TIMEA: What do you mean…behave?
MIA: I mean, since you obviously want to fight tonight, I’m gonna give you a match.
TIMEA: Great. Who do I have to hurt?
MIA: You’re looking at them…..Melissa and MsChif.
TIMEA: Wonderful….I will break them in two-
MIA: I wasn’t finished…..it won’t be a handicap match. You’ll have a partner.
TIMEA: Partner? I don’t-
MIA: …care what you want…..my house….my rules. You get a partner.
TIMEA: (through gritted teeth) Alright….who?
MIA: You’re standing next to her.
DINA: ME????
TIMEA: HER?????
MIA: Yes, you and Dina will work together tonight and if you don’t play nice Timea, your title shot will be
revoked and you’ll have to go to the back of the line. Dina, it’s in your best interest to work with Timea
since these two seemed ready to beat you senseless on the Danger Zone. Anybody got anything else to
say?
All four girls shook their heads as they eyed each other warily.
MIA: Fine. Now break this up so we can get on with the show.
DAWN: Unreal. Dina and Timea as partners? This could be a disaster.
JAIME: Maybe….or one hell of a match. Strangely enough, Dina and Timea may be at a disadvantage
as Melissa and MsChif have teamed up several times.
DAWN: I hardly doubt that Dina and Timea will ever be at a disadvantage. Let’s take a break and we’ll
be back with more action.
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