The camera panned over to the blonde Canadian, who was standing there with both her arms flexed.
Mindi slowly brought her right arm to her lips, kissing her bicep, then repeated the motion with her left arm.
MINDI: Aren’t these biceps perfect Maria?
MARIA: They’re really great Mindi!
MINDI: No you blubbering idiot. These are the best biceps in the business. And do you know how I know
that? It’s because they have destroyed every single woman who has DARED enter the ring with me! I am
undefeated in every league I have been in. I’ve held multiple championships from different federations
SIMULATNIOUSLY! There is NO ONE who can handle my power in that ring!
MARIA: You’re like really good Mindi! Does that make you disappointed management didn’t put you in
any of the tournaments? It’s like they decided you aren’t good enough!
Suddenly Mindi’s eyes filled with rage, as she gripped Maria by the throat, lifting her in the air and
slamming her into the wall. Maria started gasping for breath, as Mindi pulled her back, and slammed her
down to the ground. Maria looked up in fear, as Mindi grabbed the microphone, placing a knee on Maria’s
chest.
MINDI: You stupid bitch. NEVER question me like that again. I REQUESTED not to be in any of these
tournaments. But you aren’t worthy of being my interviewer. Get the hell out of my face.
Mindi released Maria and she took off running in fear. Mindi stared menacingly at the camera, before
speaking again.
MINDI: You see, unlike the rest of these women in the company, I don’t NEED to be in a tournament to
prove my superiority. Some girl gets a lucky draw, or some stupid flukes and thinks she’s worthy of a title.
I don’t need that bullshit.
MINDI: I’m going to do this the whole fashioned way. I am going to EARN my title. There isn’t a woman
alive who can beat me. So right now, I’m issuing an open challenge. Beginning next show, I challenge
any former champion to face me in the ring. Lightweight, Middleweight, Heavyweight, US, Tag, World, I
don’t give a shit. Anyone can face me. And do you know what will happen? I’ll wrap these perfect arms
around your spine and snap you like a twig.
MINDI: No one can beat me. It’s been proven. And when I’m done destroying everyone in my path, I will
TAKE what’s mine. I will once again wrap gold around my waist, and there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO
ABOUT IT!!
Mindi threw down the mic and flexed again, before grabbing the camera and chucking it into the wall,
causing the screen to go black.
Mindi slowly brought her right arm to her lips, kissing her bicep, then repeated the motion with her left arm.
MINDI: Aren’t these biceps perfect Maria?
MARIA: They’re really great Mindi!
MINDI: No you blubbering idiot. These are the best biceps in the business. And do you know how I know
that? It’s because they have destroyed every single woman who has DARED enter the ring with me! I am
undefeated in every league I have been in. I’ve held multiple championships from different federations
SIMULATNIOUSLY! There is NO ONE who can handle my power in that ring!
MARIA: You’re like really good Mindi! Does that make you disappointed management didn’t put you in
any of the tournaments? It’s like they decided you aren’t good enough!
Suddenly Mindi’s eyes filled with rage, as she gripped Maria by the throat, lifting her in the air and
slamming her into the wall. Maria started gasping for breath, as Mindi pulled her back, and slammed her
down to the ground. Maria looked up in fear, as Mindi grabbed the microphone, placing a knee on Maria’s
chest.
MINDI: You stupid bitch. NEVER question me like that again. I REQUESTED not to be in any of these
tournaments. But you aren’t worthy of being my interviewer. Get the hell out of my face.
Mindi released Maria and she took off running in fear. Mindi stared menacingly at the camera, before
speaking again.
MINDI: You see, unlike the rest of these women in the company, I don’t NEED to be in a tournament to
prove my superiority. Some girl gets a lucky draw, or some stupid flukes and thinks she’s worthy of a title.
I don’t need that bullshit.
MINDI: I’m going to do this the whole fashioned way. I am going to EARN my title. There isn’t a woman
alive who can beat me. So right now, I’m issuing an open challenge. Beginning next show, I challenge
any former champion to face me in the ring. Lightweight, Middleweight, Heavyweight, US, Tag, World, I
don’t give a shit. Anyone can face me. And do you know what will happen? I’ll wrap these perfect arms
around your spine and snap you like a twig.
MINDI: No one can beat me. It’s been proven. And when I’m done destroying everyone in my path, I will
TAKE what’s mine. I will once again wrap gold around my waist, and there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO
ABOUT IT!!
Mindi threw down the mic and flexed again, before grabbing the camera and chucking it into the wall,
causing the screen to go black.
JENNY: Another horribly easily pick; Moorea will retain her title and prove she has no equal.
LISA: I can’t believe you just said that.
JENNY: I only tell the truth and I’m always right.
LISA: Delusional……..simply delusional.
JENNY: And you’re a hater. But that’s alright, you’re just jealous because you can’t measure up to my
incredible combination of beauty and brains.
LISA: Yeah, right. I should be jealous of a second rate actress who’s a bubble-headed plastic Barbie
doll.
JENNY: That was cruel. Wh-wh-why would you say that?
LISA: Because its true and if you really want to see cruel-
JENNY: Uh, don’t we have Maria Kanellis backstage with somebody?
LISA: Smart move blondie. Hey, Maria…..take it away.
MARIA: Hey everybody! It’s me Maria, and I’ve got a special guest with me. Joining me at this time is
one of the biggest new additions to our roster. Please welcome the “Peak Freak” Mindi O’Brien!! Mindi
how are you?
LISA: I can’t believe you just said that.
JENNY: I only tell the truth and I’m always right.
LISA: Delusional……..simply delusional.
JENNY: And you’re a hater. But that’s alright, you’re just jealous because you can’t measure up to my
incredible combination of beauty and brains.
LISA: Yeah, right. I should be jealous of a second rate actress who’s a bubble-headed plastic Barbie
doll.
JENNY: That was cruel. Wh-wh-why would you say that?
LISA: Because its true and if you really want to see cruel-
JENNY: Uh, don’t we have Maria Kanellis backstage with somebody?
LISA: Smart move blondie. Hey, Maria…..take it away.
MARIA: Hey everybody! It’s me Maria, and I’ve got a special guest with me. Joining me at this time is
one of the biggest new additions to our roster. Please welcome the “Peak Freak” Mindi O’Brien!! Mindi
how are you?
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LISA: We’re back. That was a truly brutal match Jenny.
JENNY: I thought it was great…….always nice to see Trish in action.
LISA: She wasn’t supposed to be out here until later. We’ll try to find out the condition of Melina and
Shelly before the end of the show. In the meantime, we have just been given the tournament brackets
for three of the four tournaments.
JENNY: Cool. Let’s see who our next world champion will be.
LISA: OK, we’ll start with the world title bracket. Here it is.
JENNY: I thought it was great…….always nice to see Trish in action.
LISA: She wasn’t supposed to be out here until later. We’ll try to find out the condition of Melina and
Shelly before the end of the show. In the meantime, we have just been given the tournament brackets
for three of the four tournaments.
JENNY: Cool. Let’s see who our next world champion will be.
LISA: OK, we’ll start with the world title bracket. Here it is.
JENNY: This tournament is so lame. It’s easy to see who the finals will be.
LISA: Really? Do tell.
JENNY: The old guard vs. the new. Ocean Bloom versus the new improved version of her…..Cindy
Phillips.
LISA: I don’t know about that. Plenty of women could win this thing……..Dina Al-Sabah, Britt Miller,
Malissa Robles, Krissy Chin, Mavi Gioia and of course, Gail Kim.
JENNY: Gail is gonna get knocked out in the first round by Amber Evans so don’t make me laugh.
LISA: If you say so Jen. Let’s move onto the Heavyweight Tournament. Take a look.
LISA: Really? Do tell.
JENNY: The old guard vs. the new. Ocean Bloom versus the new improved version of her…..Cindy
Phillips.
LISA: I don’t know about that. Plenty of women could win this thing……..Dina Al-Sabah, Britt Miller,
Malissa Robles, Krissy Chin, Mavi Gioia and of course, Gail Kim.
JENNY: Gail is gonna get knocked out in the first round by Amber Evans so don’t make me laugh.
LISA: If you say so Jen. Let’s move onto the Heavyweight Tournament. Take a look.
JENNY: Geez, another easy pick. Paloma Parra will obliterate everybody.
LISA: I don’t know. I don’t think Karina will go down so easy. Nor will Denise Masino.
JENNY: They are experts at going down.
LISA: Jenny!
JENNY: I meant going down to defeat.
LISA: Uh-huh. Right.
JENNY: Fine….don’t believe me.
LISA: Let’s move on to the next Tournament. It’s the Middleweight brackets.
LISA: I don’t know. I don’t think Karina will go down so easy. Nor will Denise Masino.
JENNY: They are experts at going down.
LISA: Jenny!
JENNY: I meant going down to defeat.
LISA: Uh-huh. Right.
JENNY: Fine….don’t believe me.
LISA: Let’s move on to the next Tournament. It’s the Middleweight brackets.
