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JAIME: Welcome back everyone. It looks like we have an unannounced visitor in the ring with
something on her mind.
DAWN: Wait……..Resendes has a brain???
JAIME: Sssshh, let’s hear what she has to say.
something on her mind.
DAWN: Wait……..Resendes has a brain???
JAIME: Sssshh, let’s hear what she has to say.
Christy Resendes stood in the center of the ring, microphone in hand and flashed a brilliant smile out at
the crowd.
CHRISTY: Thank you all for the warm reception. It means a lot to me that all of you have called, and
written complaints to the office over the injustice I suffered the last time I was out here. For those of you
who don’t remember, let’s take a look.
The video screen lit up, showing Christy being attacked from behind by Tatiana Butler, and knocked out
with the BRICKHOUSE BLAST, before being hit with the MERCILESS DRIVER from Collette Nelson.
CHRISTY: Now I’m not one to complain, but I have lodged a protest over that match! I was assaulted,
and beaten bloody by a woman not involved in my match with Collette, and despite being unconscious; I
was forced to “compete” in a match with her. Needless to say, despite my hard work and determination,
due to a corrupt official, I am out of the World Title Tournament!
The fans booed, sympathizing with Christy, bring a smile to the face of the Natural.
CHRISTY. Thank you! But again, I am not out here to complain! See there’s something important I
needed to talk about tonight. Despite not having a scheduled opponent, I thought it was important that I
take this opportunity to get something off my chest.
CHRISTY: You see, I went back and watched repeatedly what happened to me that night. Watching if
there’s anything I could have done different. Seeing if there was some way I could have defended
myself. And despite my best efforts, I came to the conclusion, there was nothing I could do.
CHRISTY: And I know you’re saying, “There’s nothing you could have done Christy. You were attacked
from behind.” And that’s true. But you see, it’s only part of the problem. There’s one major problem that
I have with that whole scenario. The main reason I couldn’t defend myself. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF
THOSE TWO!
JAIME: What?
The crowd stirred a little at Christy’s words, causing Christy to shake her head apologetically.
CHRISTY: Listen, listen! I’m not here to cause a fight I promise. We need to have this conversation!
You see, we, the women of the AFW, are role models to all the young girls in the arena, and around the
world. My biggest joy in life is meeting and speaking with young women, and teaching them the right way
to a better body.
CHRISTY: You see, there’s a problem in this company, and with the world in general. And it’s not your
fault! It’s not my fault. It’s not anyone’s fault. Well, ok, that’s not true. This is a societal problem, and it’
s something we need to start taking care of, and I say we all start tonight!
CHRISTY: To all my young fans around the world, I want you to turn up the tv, get in close, and listen to
Auntie Christy. I know the pressures a young woman is under. The pressure to be popular, the
pressure to be beautiful, the pressure to be the best. Believe me I know! I was there too! I know how
hard it is when television, movies, and magazines are showing you that “beauty” is all about how skinny
your waist is, and how large your breasts are. I’m telling you right now. They. Are. Wrong.
CHRISTY: Now listen everyone! Our General Manager wanted me to make this address tonight,
because she too knows what it’s like to be a woman in the world I live in. Where all of us live in! We live
in a world where bulimia runs rampant in high schools. Where children starve themselves to death so
they can have that “perfect” body! What has happened to us?
CHRISTY: I look at so many women in are company who have ruined themselves for a better body! I
see fitness model after fitness model who decide to put themselves under the knife, just for the sake of a
better chance at a cover of a magazine. Women in flawless, athletic, perfect shape, who believe they
need something more, instead of being proud of the body they have! Breast implants, nose jobs,
liposuction. We live in a world where we now have a “bikini division” at fitness competition, where you are
penalized for looking like you might work out!!
CHRISTY: And finally to address my original point. I will not ever begrudge anyone who has truly
worked hard to achieve the body that they’ve made. But at his point, things have gotten out of hand.
When you see women like Collette Nelson, Yaxeni Oriquen, Tatianna Butler, the list go on and on. It’s
time we all took a look in the mirror and realize that something is going on in the locker room.
CHRISTY: This is not a “look at me” contest, but for right now, I would ask all of you to look at my body.
Christy flexed her biceps.
CHRISTY: Flawless 15” arms.
Christy then hit a leg pose, displaying her rock hard legs.
CHRISTY: 25” legs.
Christy then flexed her abs, and ran her hands over the rock hard six pack.
CHRISTY: A fit, trim, powerful, sexy core. THIS is what a woman should look like. When did we start
looking, to be frank, like men??
The crowd started to boo, but Christy quickly shook her head.
CHRISTY: PLEASE!! PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!!! This isn’t about me!! This is about all of us!! This is
about the good of the company! This is for all the young girls out there who look up to us, and think they
need to do something to improve themselves!
CHRISTY: I’m here to help us all make a difference. And there’s so many temptations out there!
Steroids, protein shakes, pharmaceuticals, prescription medication! Girls, you don’t need these things!!
There is a better way!
CHRISTY: I’m here with a goal everyone! I want to make a difference. I need to prove without a doubt
that you don’t need these things to better yourself! There’s a reason I call myself “The Natural.” It’s not
arrogance! It’s not something to curse others for! It’s a way of life!
CHRISTY: Can you take a shortcut today, and do something more in the short-term? Of course you
can! But what are the disadvantages? Long-term health problems. Short term loss of judgement. Drug
addiction!! And what if you get caught?? Time and time again, we see professional athletes caught
using performance enhancing drugs! And they are disgraced for it! People are kept out of Hall of
Fames! Their legacies are tarnished! Bodybuilding, and fitness trophies stripped from you! And let’s
not forget, they are illegal!! You risk prison if you do these things!!
CHRISTY: To all my fans, I’m here to say, that there is a better way! Is it harder in the short-term? Of
course it is! There’s a reason it’s called “hard work.” But think of the benefits! Look at me! My body is
flawless! I’ve got strength, agility, stamina, and what should be most important to everyone, respect for
myself! I know I’ve earned everything I’ve accomplished! I take pride in what I’ve done! And I take pride
in every single girl I see at the gym, doing things the RIGHT WAY!
CHRISTY: Taking the long, arduous hours of training, and coming out the better for it. Working through
the blood, sweat, and tears, and realizing as the pounds drop, how much better they feel. Feeling the
self respect, knowing you’ve earned everything you’ve worked for! Knowing you’ve done things the right
way! And you should all be proud of yourselves!!!
The fans cheered, as Christy let out a big smile!
CHRISTY: THANK YOU!! That’s right! Applaud yourselves!! To all my young fans, I am here for you!!
Let me be your role model!! Your new hero! We can do this all together!
CHRISTY: So tonight I make a vow to each and every one of you! I will prove beyond a shadow of a
doubt, that doing things the right way is the way to go! We don’t need porn stars and plastic
supermodels faking their way into another dollar! We don’t need steroid abusers, with their physically
impossible muscles and strength sending another innocent victim to the hospital! We need a champion
who is a true role model! We will show them all!
CHRISTY: To all the women in the back, poisoning the minds of all the young women in the audience, I
am putting you on notice! The Natural is starting fresh! I am going to do things with pride! With honor!
With nothing but hard work!! I make a vow tonight to work my way to the top and become the AFW World
Champion!! We will prove you all wrong! And we will make this world a better place!!
CHRISTY: And when it’s all over, and I place that title around my waist, it will prove so many things! We
don’t need to live in a world where girls have to feel they have to kill themselves to achieve some illogical
view of perfection! We don’t need a world where women starve themselves to look perfect! We don’t
need a world where plastic reigns supreme! And most of all we don’t need a world where performance
enhancing drugs warp our bodies and minds to bring us to a terrible end!!
CHRISTY: We will prove that it just takes hard work, dedication, honor, and self respect to take us to the
top! We can do it everyone!!! We’ll do things the right way!!! The true way!!! THE NATURAL WAY!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!
the crowd.
CHRISTY: Thank you all for the warm reception. It means a lot to me that all of you have called, and
written complaints to the office over the injustice I suffered the last time I was out here. For those of you
who don’t remember, let’s take a look.
The video screen lit up, showing Christy being attacked from behind by Tatiana Butler, and knocked out
with the BRICKHOUSE BLAST, before being hit with the MERCILESS DRIVER from Collette Nelson.
CHRISTY: Now I’m not one to complain, but I have lodged a protest over that match! I was assaulted,
and beaten bloody by a woman not involved in my match with Collette, and despite being unconscious; I
was forced to “compete” in a match with her. Needless to say, despite my hard work and determination,
due to a corrupt official, I am out of the World Title Tournament!
The fans booed, sympathizing with Christy, bring a smile to the face of the Natural.
CHRISTY. Thank you! But again, I am not out here to complain! See there’s something important I
needed to talk about tonight. Despite not having a scheduled opponent, I thought it was important that I
take this opportunity to get something off my chest.
CHRISTY: You see, I went back and watched repeatedly what happened to me that night. Watching if
there’s anything I could have done different. Seeing if there was some way I could have defended
myself. And despite my best efforts, I came to the conclusion, there was nothing I could do.
CHRISTY: And I know you’re saying, “There’s nothing you could have done Christy. You were attacked
from behind.” And that’s true. But you see, it’s only part of the problem. There’s one major problem that
I have with that whole scenario. The main reason I couldn’t defend myself. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF
THOSE TWO!
JAIME: What?
The crowd stirred a little at Christy’s words, causing Christy to shake her head apologetically.
CHRISTY: Listen, listen! I’m not here to cause a fight I promise. We need to have this conversation!
You see, we, the women of the AFW, are role models to all the young girls in the arena, and around the
world. My biggest joy in life is meeting and speaking with young women, and teaching them the right way
to a better body.
CHRISTY: You see, there’s a problem in this company, and with the world in general. And it’s not your
fault! It’s not my fault. It’s not anyone’s fault. Well, ok, that’s not true. This is a societal problem, and it’
s something we need to start taking care of, and I say we all start tonight!
CHRISTY: To all my young fans around the world, I want you to turn up the tv, get in close, and listen to
Auntie Christy. I know the pressures a young woman is under. The pressure to be popular, the
pressure to be beautiful, the pressure to be the best. Believe me I know! I was there too! I know how
hard it is when television, movies, and magazines are showing you that “beauty” is all about how skinny
your waist is, and how large your breasts are. I’m telling you right now. They. Are. Wrong.
CHRISTY: Now listen everyone! Our General Manager wanted me to make this address tonight,
because she too knows what it’s like to be a woman in the world I live in. Where all of us live in! We live
in a world where bulimia runs rampant in high schools. Where children starve themselves to death so
they can have that “perfect” body! What has happened to us?
CHRISTY: I look at so many women in are company who have ruined themselves for a better body! I
see fitness model after fitness model who decide to put themselves under the knife, just for the sake of a
better chance at a cover of a magazine. Women in flawless, athletic, perfect shape, who believe they
need something more, instead of being proud of the body they have! Breast implants, nose jobs,
liposuction. We live in a world where we now have a “bikini division” at fitness competition, where you are
penalized for looking like you might work out!!
CHRISTY: And finally to address my original point. I will not ever begrudge anyone who has truly
worked hard to achieve the body that they’ve made. But at his point, things have gotten out of hand.
When you see women like Collette Nelson, Yaxeni Oriquen, Tatianna Butler, the list go on and on. It’s
time we all took a look in the mirror and realize that something is going on in the locker room.
CHRISTY: This is not a “look at me” contest, but for right now, I would ask all of you to look at my body.
Christy flexed her biceps.
CHRISTY: Flawless 15” arms.
Christy then hit a leg pose, displaying her rock hard legs.
CHRISTY: 25” legs.
Christy then flexed her abs, and ran her hands over the rock hard six pack.
CHRISTY: A fit, trim, powerful, sexy core. THIS is what a woman should look like. When did we start
looking, to be frank, like men??
The crowd started to boo, but Christy quickly shook her head.
CHRISTY: PLEASE!! PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!!! This isn’t about me!! This is about all of us!! This is
about the good of the company! This is for all the young girls out there who look up to us, and think they
need to do something to improve themselves!
CHRISTY: I’m here to help us all make a difference. And there’s so many temptations out there!
Steroids, protein shakes, pharmaceuticals, prescription medication! Girls, you don’t need these things!!
There is a better way!
CHRISTY: I’m here with a goal everyone! I want to make a difference. I need to prove without a doubt
that you don’t need these things to better yourself! There’s a reason I call myself “The Natural.” It’s not
arrogance! It’s not something to curse others for! It’s a way of life!
CHRISTY: Can you take a shortcut today, and do something more in the short-term? Of course you
can! But what are the disadvantages? Long-term health problems. Short term loss of judgement. Drug
addiction!! And what if you get caught?? Time and time again, we see professional athletes caught
using performance enhancing drugs! And they are disgraced for it! People are kept out of Hall of
Fames! Their legacies are tarnished! Bodybuilding, and fitness trophies stripped from you! And let’s
not forget, they are illegal!! You risk prison if you do these things!!
CHRISTY: To all my fans, I’m here to say, that there is a better way! Is it harder in the short-term? Of
course it is! There’s a reason it’s called “hard work.” But think of the benefits! Look at me! My body is
flawless! I’ve got strength, agility, stamina, and what should be most important to everyone, respect for
myself! I know I’ve earned everything I’ve accomplished! I take pride in what I’ve done! And I take pride
in every single girl I see at the gym, doing things the RIGHT WAY!
CHRISTY: Taking the long, arduous hours of training, and coming out the better for it. Working through
the blood, sweat, and tears, and realizing as the pounds drop, how much better they feel. Feeling the
self respect, knowing you’ve earned everything you’ve worked for! Knowing you’ve done things the right
way! And you should all be proud of yourselves!!!
The fans cheered, as Christy let out a big smile!
CHRISTY: THANK YOU!! That’s right! Applaud yourselves!! To all my young fans, I am here for you!!
Let me be your role model!! Your new hero! We can do this all together!
CHRISTY: So tonight I make a vow to each and every one of you! I will prove beyond a shadow of a
doubt, that doing things the right way is the way to go! We don’t need porn stars and plastic
supermodels faking their way into another dollar! We don’t need steroid abusers, with their physically
impossible muscles and strength sending another innocent victim to the hospital! We need a champion
who is a true role model! We will show them all!
CHRISTY: To all the women in the back, poisoning the minds of all the young women in the audience, I
am putting you on notice! The Natural is starting fresh! I am going to do things with pride! With honor!
With nothing but hard work!! I make a vow tonight to work my way to the top and become the AFW World
Champion!! We will prove you all wrong! And we will make this world a better place!!
CHRISTY: And when it’s all over, and I place that title around my waist, it will prove so many things! We
don’t need to live in a world where girls have to feel they have to kill themselves to achieve some illogical
view of perfection! We don’t need a world where women starve themselves to look perfect! We don’t
need a world where plastic reigns supreme! And most of all we don’t need a world where performance
enhancing drugs warp our bodies and minds to bring us to a terrible end!!
CHRISTY: We will prove that it just takes hard work, dedication, honor, and self respect to take us to the
top! We can do it everyone!!! We’ll do things the right way!!! The true way!!! THE NATURAL WAY!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!
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